Renata-SexyNew - Edinburgh

[PleaseSitOnMyFace]

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This is a positive review, but a weird one.

Saw Renata a couple months back. This is the large fancy as hell house near Polwarth / Bruntsfield. As others have commented - it's really weird and opulent. I expected a butler to answer the door and tell me to fuck off. Instead a hot woman dressed as a nurse answers. It wasn't the woman in the profile, but whatever she was fit.

Into the room.. it was fucking freezing. Not ideal. There was really shitty porn on in the background and a massage table setup. Had a quick shower then fumbled my way through communicating with "Renata", who clearly struggled with English. She blew me for a bit, which was decent. Covered, at my request.

On to the bed for some sex. It was really fun. She wouldn't let me play with her arsehole, which was disappointing, as I fancied it, but I had fun anyway.

I came pretty quickly as she had a hot body. On to the massage table for a "massage". It was shit. Nevermind, she managed to coax some life back into my soldier and wanked me off. This was enjoyable for the most part, except she seemed oddly obsessed with trying to stick her finger up my bum, despite me making it clear I wasn't keen. After a few confused attempts she got the message.

Finished up and got out of there, feeling a bit confused but satisfied. Really weird punt.

So in summary:

* Not the girl in the profile, but hot body and okay face.
* Really good sex.
* Fancy, opulent premises, but freezing.
* Weird poky-bum obsession.
* Language difficulties.

I wouldn't go back, but it was still money well spent and good fun, if highly unusual. Recommended I guess!

[Name Not Found]

Appreciate the review, but it's not really much use as whoever you saw wasn't the girl in the pictures, so next time it could be someone completely different.

Personally, I'd call any bait-n-switch out as a negative, simply because it's a con trick. Glad you had a good time though.

[chico1000]

Can you describe the girl.  I have seen two or three at this location. 

This girl is showing up there currently.   I have not met her.

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and this girl was there three months back.
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I punted with a girl called Stella who have to say was a lot of fun but returned to Spain.  The pimp/maid who runs the profile is a total arse, but generally you get a good service out the girls.

[Matrix]

Chico, the one you haven't met looks older and less attractive in the flesh.

I don't know if she's any good.

She answered the door for me once.

[PleaseSitOnMyFace]

The girl I saw was neither of those. She was dirty blonde, around 5'8, nice big fake tits. Really nice arse. Slightly odd face, like she'd had botox or something?

[Matrix]

Sounds like Sabrina.

Her and Nicole were damn good.

[chico1000]

Thats what I was thinking.  Sabrina was meant to return in February.

[chico1000]

Was this who you saw?


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[The Man With No Name]

Sounds like Sabrina.

Her and Nicole were damn good.

Ah, the good old Mysterious Merchiston Manor of Joy....I love that place.  The decadence and intrigue of it all simply adds to the fun and excitement. 

Yeah, does sound most like Sabrina out of the girls that've worked there.

Is Nicole one of the younger ones, maybe about mid-20s? Dark hair, sexy South American indigenous features and, either way, one of the best real or fake racks you've ever seen? Said she was Paraguayan and was posing with Sabrina in their most recent profiles? Would love her to come back. Had an awesome threesome with her and a slimmer, darker girl a couple of years ago. Best Monday morning I've ever had... 

[DickDiver]

Are the curtains twitching in the leafy suburbs? Hardly a busy road for strange men to be approaching big hooses!

[The Man With No Name]

Are the curtains twitching in the leafy suburbs? Hardly a busy road for strange men to be approaching big hooses!

Fuck it, that's half the fun mate. Like the Bubbles (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=86361.0) of Merchiston.

Obviously a no-go for prominent locals, but wouldn't it just be fucking hilarious if you bumped into Alistair Darling or Fred " Vile Cunt" Goodwin on the way out? On saying that, I don't think the latter's stock will ever sink any lower and was already outed (both in the press, and from the family home) for bending the secretary over the office desk.

[PleaseSitOnMyFace]

Was this who you saw?


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Fairly certain that's her, yeah. That photo is overly flattering though, she's considerably less pretty in the flesh

[Marmalade]

It seems a bit hit and miss. I was seriously pissed off at this place. Fucking shivering, crap massage, crap service "It's a big room to heat" (Yeah well that doesn't exactly make me feel better as you crack icicles off my arse you cunt).

[Matrix]

Ah, the good old Mysterious Merchiston Manor of Joy....I love that place.  The decadence and intrigue of it all simply adds to the fun and excitement. 

Yeah, does sound most like Sabrina out of the girls that've worked there.

Is Nicole one of the younger ones, maybe about mid-20s? Dark hair, sexy South American indigenous features and, either way, one of the best real or fake racks you've ever seen? Said she was Paraguayan and was posing with Sabrina in their most recent profiles? Would love her to come back. Had an awesome threesome with her and a slimmer, darker girl a couple of years ago. Best Monday morning I've ever had... 

Aye, that's the one. Definitely real tits and although I've seen several cracking sets of Bristols, hers are the best. Really nice girl and a great fuck too.

Ha! Now I'm thinking back to when she was on top and sticking them in my mouth. one at a time, of course.