Emily's Creme Brulee - London

[Nagilum]

Must be a browser thing.

Anyways I've done all I can.

As for Emily having her "Emo Amy" pic taken down from Michelle Independent's gallery in the past 20 minutes is amusing.
It's also proof she should've kept her agent provocatuer look, as falsely still being advertised on her AW profile.

ukpunters don't like the emo look, ukpunters dislike tattoos, girls (like Amy) are too self concious to show them. So why bother with the tramp stamp look? 

Directly lifted from the Punting Wiki on bait and switch

"If the photographs are very old (five or more years), I would class this as bait and switch. The woman may have gained or lost weight, changed hair colour and gained more wrinkles since they were taken, making it wholly inaccurate. It isn't a problem though if the photos have a date listed when they were taken in the description."

So how old are the photo's on her profile, that is the question?  There are suggestions of bait and switch, with people going in expecting one thing and being confronted with a girl who is totally different.

[vw]

Directly lifted from the Punting Wiki on bait and switch

"If the photographs are very old (five or more years), I would class this as bait and switch. The woman may have gained or lost weight, changed hair colour and gained more wrinkles since they were taken, making it wholly inaccurate. It isn't a problem though if the photos have a date listed when they were taken in the description."

So how old are the photo's on her profile, that is the question?  There are suggestions of bait and switch, with people going in expecting one thing and being confronted with a girl who is totally different.

Do these like the same person Nag ?

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[VanceStone]

You don't speak for all ukpunters after your 37  posts, and please from refraining speaking for me !

Most hide in photos to protect their own privacy.

Point taken.

If I were an uninitiated punter. I'd be excited to book this.

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Only to feel like a bait and switch when this Emo answers the door instead.

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EDIT- didn't see the new reply above.

[Hobbit]

Directly lifted from the Punting Wiki on bait and switch

"If the photographs are very old (five or more years), I would class this as bait and switch. The woman may have gained or lost weight, changed hair colour and gained more wrinkles since they were taken, making it wholly inaccurate. It isn't a problem though if the photos have a date listed when they were taken in the description."

So how old are the photo's on her profile, that is the question?  There are suggestions of bait and switch, with people going in expecting one thing and being confronted with a girl who is totally different.

Well, I've just learnt something new. I didn't realise bait and switch also included girls having old pictures on their profile. The girl I saw was definitely much older than those 2 pictures.

[hendrix]

Must be a browser thing.

Anyways I've done all I can.

As for Emily having her "Emo Amy" pic taken down from Michelle Independent's gallery in the past 20 minutes is amusing.
It's also proof she should've kept her agent provocatuer look, as falsely still being advertised on her AW profile.

ukpunters don't like the emo look, ukpunters dislike tattoos, girls (like Amy) are too self concious to show them and airbrush them out. So why bother with the tramp stamp look in the first place? 

Personally, I love the emo/tattoo's look. I thought most girls airbrush them out for privacy more than anything. I haven't seen ECB as I say, and I won't be.

One thing I wondered about....When she refused you owo on your first meet, did she say why? Is it possible she remembered this at the last minute and decided not to see you again?

Not that it matters really, a "negative" is entirely valid from your experience of your non booking.

Edit: Apologies OP! I should have asked this on vances review!

[GolfNut]

Point taken.

If I were an uninitiated punter. I'd be excited to book this.

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Only to feel like a bait and switch when this Emo answers the door instead.

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EDIT- didn't see the new reply above.

For someone who has only posted a negative and a neutral review and less than 40 posts over half of which relate to ECB I'm starting think you're either a troll or a nutter.

[cockneybstrd]

One man's gold is another man's shit

It does make me laugh the way some are getting bent of shape about this.

The prossie in question has a number of positive reviews and a couple of negatives. People can make their own judgements from this. I would just shrug my shoulders and think well at least I had a good time. Any review is subjective and every review is snap shot of that moment in time.

I would say she is around her early 30's and if I was booking off air brushed photoshopped pictures I wouldnt expect them to look exactly like the photos.

[VanceStone]

One thing I wondered about....When she refused you owo on your first meet, did she say why? Is it possible she remembered this at the last minute and decided not to see you again?

Not that it matters really, a "negative" is entirely valid from your experience of this non booking.

I personally dislike the emo and/or tattoo look. I maintain escorts airbrush them out as they look tacky.

Already two people (and I know VirtualWaster doesn't like me speaking for him) have pointed out which photo is preferable. Flowing blonde hair, summer dress, slim body clear skin and lingerie shoot?

Or tattoos, mank brown hair, reduced physical/personal standards.

When I saw Emily true I didn't get owo but she did DFK. Also part way through the booking she gave me a "pussy job" after I performed oral on her.
This is where she rubbed my uncovered penis with her wet vaginal lips from balls to tip of my penis head.

Imo this was far riskier than owo and I think compensation for not performing oral without. Maybe she thought I was a mystery shopper- who knows? 

No bad blood or complications during the booking over a year ago. Quite the opposite. Only when I read on ukpunting she did CIM and fingering with others my opinion changed.
But ukpunters insisted I wouldn't be messed around if I pushed for owo on my next visit. Sadly I didn't even make it that far due to Emily's poor booking service.

To maintain my own privacy I do change my SIM card on the punting phone and put on minimal credit. 99p is a small price to pay.

[VanceStone]

For someone who has only posted a negative and a neutral review and less than 40 posts over half of which relate to ECB I'm starting think you're either a troll or a nutter.

Well its a hot topic and punters are asking questions.

Here to help, although I can see you personally aren't interested.

 

[GolfNut]

Well its a hot topic and punters are asking questions.

Here to help, although I can see you personally aren't interested.

 

So a nutjob then!

[cockneybstrd]

I personally dislike the emo and/or tattoo look. I maintain escorts airbrush them out as they look tacky.

Already two people (and I know VirtualWaster doesn't like me speaking for him) have pointed out which photo is preferable. Flowing blonde hair, summer dress, slim body clear skin and lingerie shoot?

Or tattoos, mank brown hair, reduced physical/personal standards.

When I saw Emily true I didn't get owo but she did DFK. Also part way through the booking she gave me a "pussy job" after I performed oral on her.
This is where she rubbed my uncovered penis with her wet vaginal lips from balls to tip of my penis head.

Imo this was far riskier than owo and I think compensation for not performing oral without. Maybe she thought I was a mystery shopper- who knows? 

No bad blood or complications during the booking over a year ago. Quite the opposite. Only when I read on ukpunting she did CIM and fingering with others my opinion changed.
But ukpunters insisted I wouldn't be messed around if I pushed for owo on my next visit. Sadly I didn't even make it that far due to Emily's poor booking service.

To maintain my own privacy I do change my SIM card on the punting phone and put on minimal credit. 99p is a small price to pay.

Can you explain this bit in bold please

Do you mean you were fucked off that she was doing services that she wouldnt do with you with others ??

[MintRoyale]

When I saw Emily true I didn't get owo but she did DFK. Also part way through the booking she gave me a "pussy job" after I performed oral on her.
This is where she rubbed my uncovered penis with her wet vaginal lips from balls to tip of my penis head.

By dropping that fact now, your credibility is gonna drop

[cockneybstrd]

So a nutjob then!

bit pathetic to try and discredit him as a mentalist just cos he has given a negative to someone that you liked

[collector]

Where did you read that she did CIM? This is new for me.

[GolfNut]

bit pathetic to try and discredit him as a mentalist just cos he has given a negative to someone that you liked

Nothing to do with the neg.  If you check his 40 posts over half are on ECB.

Seems to spend most of his time talking about her. To me that makes him an obsessive nutter.

[Nagilum]

Do these like the same person Nag ?

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No of course not.

When I saw Michelle recently she confirmed the duo with Emily. Not sure she referred to these pictures, but I did mention I saw them on UKE.

[cockneybstrd]

Nothing to do with the neg.  If you check his 40 posts over half are on ECB.

Seems to spend most of his time talking about her. To me that makes him an obsessive nutter.

fair enough

one topic wonders often are a bit obsessive nutters but then again so are posters who wont accept that others had a different experience.

My take on this is that he is pissed off with getting bumped for someone who was more important to her business model than him. Thats why he is stamping his feet and crying.

The fact she has changed her look since he last saw her seems to be another issue. Personally I just think the OP should move and find someone else to book.

[GolfNut]

Well in light of positive reviews and willingness to do OWO, DFK and even fingering along with an enthusiastic GFE I might make a surprise 2nd visit to Emily.

I hope she isn't knowingly giving anyone here a special service- knowing a mystery shopper and what not.

Another reason to suspect he is a nutter. Only a few weeks ago he posted this.

[vw]

Another reason to suspect he is a nutter. Only a few weeks ago he posted this.

So he posted about her on another thread, tried to see her, he got et down than wrote a review.

No different to what all punters do !   

[GolfNut]

My take on this is that he is pissed off with getting bumped for someone who was more important to her business model than him. Thats why he is stamping his feet and crying.

The fact she has changed her look since he last saw her seems to be another issue. Personally I just think the OP should move and find someone else to book.

Nail on the head methinks.

[VanceStone]

Listen I am as tired as of this topic as you are. So I'm going to lay off this excruciatingly repetitive topic.
Since I can't do any right by replying to quotes because its "obsessive" I won't. 

Some brief notes
- A pussy job is not "bareback" per se, as the p did not go in the v- but damn close. Another ukpunting reviewer got the service and called it a "thigh job" in his review- so credibility is intact.
 
Here is a video of what a pussy job entails at the 4:18 mark.
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-What's with the 180 change of attitude? One minute she's a poor service provider because my booking was dumped. Next its justified because she got a higher booking as part of her business model?

Anyways best of luck on this one, caveat emptor on hiring "emo amy" in 2016. She looks nothing like her photos.

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Goodbye fresh faced Emily Creme Brulee from 2010-2014. You will be missed.

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[GolfNut]

You've been found out Vance

 

 

I suggest you move on to your next stalking victim. 

[collector]

- A pussy job is not "bareback" per se, as the p did not go in the v- but damn close. Another ukpunting reviewer got the service and called it a "thigh job" in his review- so credibility is intact.
 
Here is a video of what a pussy job entails at the 4:18 mark.
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I think you are referring to my review and as you can read here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=75366.msg946493#msg946493, I didn't do in the unprotected way as you did.
It is not BB but still very risky, should be called barecock rubbing. If it would had been completely unprotected as you did, I would have refused it.

[VanceStone]

I think you are referring to my review and as you can read here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=75366.msg946493#msg946493, I didn't do in the unprotected way as you did.
It is not BB but still very risky, should be called barecock rubbing. If it would had been completely unprotected as you did, I would have refused it.

Tomato or Tomatoe. Pussy job or barecock rubbing.

She did it, insisted on doing it unprotected- nor did I ask for the service.

Besides without being given owo but receiving this service I am equally confused. I theorise it was to make-up for trying to skip oral without.

Or she thought I was Golf Nut doing another one if his Emily Creme Brulee Michelle Independent group reviews.
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[GolfNut]

Tomato or Tomatoe. Pussy job or barecock rubbing.

She did it, insisted on doing it unprotected- nor did I ask for the service.

Besides without being given owo but receiving this service I am equally confused. I theorise it was to make-up for trying to skip oral without.

Or she thought I was Golf Nut doing another one if his Emily Creme Brulee Michelle Independent group reviews.
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You really don't expect us to believe this crap do you troll?

[collector]

She did it, insisted on doing it unprotected- nor did I ask for the service.

She did it, but did you refuse it? IMO it's an irresponsible behaviour by both of you.

[GolfNut]

Tomato or Tomatoe. Pussy job or barecock rubbing.

She did it, insisted on doing it unprotected- nor did I ask for the service.

Besides without being given owo but receiving this service I am equally confused. I theorise it was to make-up for trying to skip oral without.

Or she thought I was Golf Nut doing another one if his Emily Creme Brulee Michelle Independent group reviews.
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Let's have a look a some of your recent post shall we Vance:

If the lady, is young, fit and well reviewed I usually pay about £70-£90.

Like the Collector I put £100 down for 30 minutes with Emily Creme Brulee. Must see her next year but after hearing of unnecessary preferential treatment for other punters, she's currently outside of my shortened hotlist.

Unless she texts me to say she's left her door unlocked, a trail of pink rose pettles leading from the hallway to her bedroom going to pass her up as my 6th choice for 2016.

Well in light of positive reviews and willingness to do OWO, DFK and even fingering along with an enthusiastic GFE I might make a surprise 2nd visit to Emily.

I hope she isn't knowingly giving anyone here a special service- knowing a mystery shopper and what not.

You've certainly changed your tune haven't you troll!

[GolfNut]

She did it, but did you refuse it? IMO it's an irresponsible behaviour by both of you.

He's talking out of his arse collector. Vance is clearly a Walter Mitty.

[VanceStone]

You really don't expect us to believe this crap do you troll?

I'm no WK and don't have a problem with you posting a  negative, that's your prerogative. But badmouthing other punters who didn't have the same bad experience as you is just plain bitter and twisted, and makes you look like a saddo.

I'm not bad mouthing anyone, although you are doing plenty of it. I said everyone's entitled to their opinion and now I'm getting called a liar?

Ok you don't like the fact I dislike your favourite Escort and the positive review you gave Emily (and also her co-worker Michelle who has helped remove the disputed tattoo photo because of this thread!). I can see why you wouldn't be biased.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81391.0

Nowhere do I see you mention or give any indication to Emily Tattoos (I control and F) nor do you address her age or bait and switch photos. Also services list isn't addressed at all.

Rather than direct your anger maybe you'd like to start answering questions. If not for me. But for ukpunting.

[VanceStone]

She did it, but did you refuse it? IMO it's an irresponsible behaviour by both of you.

No I didn't refuse or protest a hot blonde, rubbing her sweet wet, silky pussy lips over the shaft of my cock.

Not bareback.

I'd like to see how other punters would've reacted behind closed doors.

[GolfNut]

Nowhere do I see you mention or give any indication to Emily Tattoos

So you're a blind troll!

My review states:
She has some very ornate tats which look pretty tasteful even though I'm not a huge fan.

[Hobbit]

So you're a blind troll!

My review states:
She has some very ornate tats which look pretty tasteful even though I'm not a huge fan.

I like tattoos and find that they look good on younger girls - give me a biker chick any day of the week and I'll be happy! But I find that tattoo's don't look so good on older women.

[MrMatrix]

Golf Nut and VS. You both starting to sound silly with all this dick measuring, name calling. Carry on like this and Admin will be taking note. It is not unusual for a WG to receive different FB's of the spectrum. And whilst we can disagree with others we shuld also be allowed to disagree as adults.
CB was on my HL as I clocked her in that white dress and lovely legs etc. The blurred image with tats does nothing for me and she's off my HL. Shame as there are many positive FB's on AW. But I'm fed up of the spat between you two ladies.

[GolfNut]

Golf Nut and VS. You both starting to sound silly with all this dick measuring, name calling. Carry on like this and Admin will be taking note. It is not unusual for a WG to receive different FB's of the spectrum. And whilst we can disagree with others we shuld also be allowed to disagree as adults.
CB was on my HL as I clocked her in that white dress and lovely legs etc. The blurred image with tats does nothing for me and she's off my HL. Shame as there are many positive FB's on AW. But I'm fed up of the spat between you two ladies.

We are disagreeing Matrix, but it's clearly obvious what's driving this loonie's agenda if you read the thread.

[EnglishRebecca121]

im more concerned who this amy is??

[Michelle Independent]

im more concerned who this amy is??

Guess he is trying to be funny and compare SP to Amy Winehouse

[GolfNut]

im more concerned who this amy is??

 

[EnglishRebecca121]

oh i thought he was dropping real names god im dumb! 

[Michelle Independent]

He clearly has got an agenda.
Possibly because of denial of repeat booking me thinks. Just my personal opinion.

[Hobbit]

He clearly has got an agenda.
Possibly because of denial of repeat booking me thinks. Just my personal opinion.

Great, now the girls are joining in! Feels a bit like a Gangbang orgy. 

[monstar]

Great, now the girls are joining in! Feels a bit like a Gangbang orgy. 

I respect all honest genuine accounts of meetings and opinions but Vance was out of control, he clearly has an agenda. 

No arguments from me regarding your review or posts LJ - we all have unique experiences and can only review based on them.

I don't agree that Emily looks late 30s though - she looks mid 20s in my opinion. 

[Hobbit]

I respect all honest genuine accounts of meetings and opinions but Vance was out of control, he clearly has an agenda. 

No arguments from me regarding your review or posts LJ - we all have unique experiences and can only review based on them.

I don't agree that Emily looks late 30s though - she looks mid 20s in my opinion. 

I respect your view and opinion and the beauty of these reviews are that everyone has a right to express their own perceptions and views on a session. However, she definitely is not below 32 in my opinion and on what I saw she looked to me at least 34-35.

[Tim20]

I respect all honest genuine accounts of meetings and opinions but Vance was out of control, he clearly has an agenda. 

No arguments from me regarding your review or posts LJ - we all have unique experiences and can only review based on them.

I don't agree that Emily looks late 30s though - she looks mid 20s in my opinion. 

24-28 max !!! No way has she a 3 in her age unless she's 23

[Hobbit]

24-28 max !!! No way has she a 3 in her age unless she's 23

Whatever. I have said my piece. In my opinion, she looked mid-thirties. Everyone has a right to their opinion, so unless we have a Jedi Council that we can go to for confirmation, I think we will need to agree to disagree on this one. 

[Hobbit]

24-28 max !!! No way has she a 3 in her age unless she's 23

Oh, by the way, if you are so adamant about her age, then why have you not done a review on her? Just asking out of curiosity.

[cockneybstrd]

I think we need to take this to Judge Rinder for a ruling.

She lists her age on AW as 26. 95 % of Prossies tend to mis represent their ages so maybe she is one of the 5 per cent who dont

I tend to put 5 years on the age of most Prossie.

looking at the non photoshopped pictures I would say adding 5 years to her AW age of 26 would be a fair assessment

[Tim20]

Oh, by the way, if you are so adamant about her age, then why have you not done a review on her? Just asking out of curiosity.

Didn't need to because like most the other ever growing  reviews they are all glowing so nothing new to add !! If all of a sudden she had aged into her thirties didn't do owo and no kissing and was smelly then I'd probably of written one but my encounter I had my face snogged to pieces great owo with a fine gorgeous smelling woman ( in her twenties )  and  all round great sex !! I even ran over by ten minutes and nearly missed my train home. When I see her again I might just add one due to the recent negative report.

[Cuntminion]

I think we need to take this to Judge Rinder for a ruling.

She lists her age on AW as 26. 95 % of Prossies tend to mis represent their ages so maybe she is one of the 5 per cent who dont

I tend to put 5 years on the age of most Prossie.

looking at the non photoshopped pictures I would say adding 5 years to her AW age of 26 would be a fair assessment

Spot on five year rule is pretty much it I'm 90 %of cases I imagine

Age really ain't a bit deal if your lying to make yourself younger 


The names a drag had a bad experience eating creme brulee once can't even look at em now


Emily fudge cake
Emily granola
Emily banana boat


Those names could work better for me

[Estoril]

Didn't need to because like most the other ever growing  reviews they are all glowing so nothing new to add !! If all of a sudden she had aged into her thirties didn't do owo and no kissing and was smelly then I'd probably of written one but my encounter I had my face snogged to pieces great owo with a fine gorgeous smelling woman ( in her twenties )  and  all round great sex !! I even ran over by ten minutes and nearly missed my train home. When I see her again I might just add one due to the recent negative report.

I haven't written a review of Emily yet either despite seeing her numerous times. (Although most were before I signed up on here)

Not that it really matters to me and I'm not a great judge of ages myself, but if I was to have a stab I'd go around late 20's-early 30. Either way it doesn't bother me as I find her v.attractive.

As experienced punters we all should know by now you can never fully go by pro touched up pics. 

Sorry to hear that your visit didn't go as well as you had hoped - move on to the next one.

At the end of the day it's impossible to please everyone and nobody is immune from off days.

[Nagilum]

I was about to say a banning seemed on the horizon and then, yep banned.