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Author Topic: Emily's Creme Brulee - London  (Read 8708 times)


35 review(s) for Emily's Creme brulee (34 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Fluffy WK cunt alert  :vomit:
The white knight fluffy reported you to Admin !

 :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:

And admins response !

Classic admin !    :drinks: :drinks:

Banning reason

Fluffy white knight admitting to planning to leave positive review for sole reason to cancel recent negative


Looks like that complaint was forum suicide.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2016, 04:09:20 PM by virtualwaster »

I really didnt get that comment from the Sir Tim of the Creme Table

How did he know it was going to be positive before the booking. Anything could happen during the booking or prior to it that might make it negative or neutral.


Online James999

No wonder some people start coming off here because of insulting fools like yourself !

Really, any examples?

The reality is the only ones "coming off the site" are the cunts that Admin Bans, the numbers signing up on a regular basis is why UKP continues to grow  :hi:

I really didnt get that comment from the Sir Tim of the Creme Table

How did he know it was going to be positive before the booking. Anything could happen during the booking or prior to it that might make it negative or neutral.

Because he is a fluffy pokemon punter with white knight tendencies.

All he wanted to do was protect Pudding Prossie.

In his feeble mind a neg or a neutral may mess up his chances with the other forum darlings !

Offline hendrix

I really didnt get that comment from the Sir Tim of the Creme Table

How did he know it was going to be positive before the booking. Anything could happen during the booking or prior to it that might make it negative or neutral.

I always wondered what happened to Mystic Meg  :D


Offline ramrodronnie

I really didnt get that comment from the Sir Tim of the Creme Table

How did he know it was going to be positive before the booking. Anything could happen during the booking or prior to it that might make it negative or neutral.


+1 cockneybstrd
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline ramrodronnie

Because he is a fluffy pokemon punter with white knight tendencies.

All he wanted to do was protect Pudding Prossie.

In his feeble mind a neg or a neutral may mess up his chances with the other forum darlings !


 :lol: +1 VW
Banning reason: Undesirable

Did you read the Christmas massacre of the Little Katie fan club including to of London's worst punters Atticus/Sivester and USH.   

That was popcorn fodder !

If you have a link please send it my way, I could do with some popcorn drama before bedtime after today.

The white knights are falling in their droves,when will they learn  :sarcastic:

...decided to give her pussy a good-licking. Unfortunately I did not do this for long because there was a slight odour which put me off.

Utterly unforgivable.  Happened to me with a WG two years ago and it's what the Yanks call a 'boner shrinker'.

Offline Nagilum

I have never seen such a depressing display.  Punter goes and has a bad experience and suddenly he is the problem because the WG can do no wrong. To err is human and anyone, including the popular girls can fall short of being perfect.

I hope nobody is deterred from posting a negative review after this, if anything, It should be encouraged as it draws out the white knights.




Offline GBush

What a clear out. Interesting that GolfNut previously slammed me for posting a negative review.

I'm new to all this.

Everyday's a school day
Banning reason: Previously banned (The Real Midas Touch)

Offline ramrodronnie

I have never seen such a depressing display.  Punter goes and has a bad experience and suddenly he is the problem because the WG can do no wrong. To err is human and anyone, including the popular girls can fall short of being perfect.

I hope nobody is deterred from posting a negative review after this, if anything, It should be encouraged as it draws out the white knights.


+1. Again I find myself totally agreeing with you Nagilum
Banning reason: Undesirable


This shit still going on?!
Emily is working hard behind the scenes to try and quell it  :D

Offline SamLP

This shit still going on?!

Just munch on some popcorn, or like I was just doing some lettuce.

Emily is working hard behind the scenes to try and quell it  :D

"White knight down, I repeat white knight down! Call back up!
Three white knights down! Raise the white flag quickly before more damage is done"

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goftnut got in a strop on uke with me for not following him  now bare in mind i follow no one! left a shitty message on my profile on there that he later removed


maybe a tad unhinged !


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Offline GBush

goftnut got in a strop on uke with me for not following him  now bare in mind i follow no one! left a shitty message on my profile on there that he later removed


maybe a tad unhinged !

got hit by a golf ball???
Banning reason: Previously banned (The Real Midas Touch)


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Just munch on some popcorn, or like I was just doing some lettuce.

"White knight down, I repeat white knight down! Call back up!
Three white knights down! Raise the white flag quickly before more damage is done"

Actually the score is 2 white knights and 1 stalker.  :D

Offline SamLP

Actually the score is 2 white knights and 1 stalker.  :D

Haha, I stand corrected.

"Stalker neutralised but two white knights down. Damage control has failed. Mission aborted, I repeat mission aborted"

Offline hendrix

goftnut got in a strop on uke with me for not following him  now bare in mind i follow no one! left a shitty message on my profile on there that he later removed


maybe a tad unhinged !

That's  :wacko:


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Sometimes we gotta have these Negs of the "forum darlings" every now and then.

Baits the those slithering slimy white knights out of the ground. Works every time.

Then the cull happens   :lol:

Offline boardyhell

personally in my only meeting, there was not a single negative apart from no cim
so basically i over stayed ( her choice not mine)i couldn't drag her off me
definitely a positive






personally in my only meeting, there was not a single negative apart from no cim
so basically i over stayed ( her choice not mine)i couldn't drag her off me
definitely a positive

Interesting !  :unknown:

firstly the negatives ,no cim and anal.

Well that's 2, would never trust a review from a punter that said this in a review anyway.   :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

have a great christmas emily and thanks




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