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4 review(s) for Bohemian Claire (2 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Captainflame

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Disclaimer: First review ever here and I appreciate it might looks lame to do as a comment rather than a full post... it did not deserver it.
Background: I do have an urge on a regular basis to go out and enjoy. So far I had managed to mix travel and travel companiions/local representatives/friends with benefits to deal with such urges but travels had gone dire since Mid December. so I thought let's get local.
Met Claire as recently as this week.
Communications: Good. First contacted by email then text adn finally phone. All swift.
Look:  As no pictures are  publicly availableit is a bit of a gamble but I was not lookig for face pics anyway.Mid 30 is accurate although not a fitness first one she does have the right shapes in the right place. Averge mid 30s with the wear and tear of her body shape.
Meeting: Got an email tohe day earlier with clear directions. No issues here. Location is largely residential and with some many flats around anyone can walk in quiely and securely. Quick call 5 minutes prior  the bookig directed me to the right door where Claire met me in person. Moved in her appartment and the full on DFK.  A real one (give me some posts here and one can discuss about DFK), all 4 hands all over ourselves followed by a quick get your "kit off". Bj, caressing and groping later then came the fingers quickly folllowed by boring misssionary and girl on top all covered. A good punch and judy clean up was  followed by a warme it up chat on SW, photography and MA/PhD but stopping here not to give you headaches. Second round started with a good BJ followed by another session of girl on top. Got the shower then had some time talking about the merits of doign a PhD or not.
"Contribution": 160 ph
Conclusion: Good time both mentally and physically. a Tad too intense on the "dead time" with some cliches. Was not offereed anything kinky nor felt anything wawillingly proposed, maybe I did not impose myself that much :-) ... your opinion/experience will tell. Would I go back? Probably not.
 
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PS:hopefully the next review will be better


endomorph

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Visited her back when she was in Belsize Park. She is an interesting person and very sexy too.

Offline Brompton

On the site since 2010, one review on AW from someone with zero FB, bugger all photos in gallery other than legs mainly.  :wacko:

vw

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On the site since 2010, one review on AW from someone with zero FB, bugger all photos in gallery other than legs mainly.  :wacko:

Photos here on her Australian websites

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Offline Mr Farkyhars

I'll just leave this here..

"Q. How many times can I cum in the hour?

A. If you feel inclined to ask this question, its best you book someone else as we will not be a good match, my clients don’t ask this."

Moreover she seems fussy about language, but can't spell "sexist" :lol:
« Last Edit: January 21, 2016, 06:02:30 pm by Mr Farkyhars »

Online EnglishRebecca121

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this bit got me

Q. Are there any extras?    A. Of course there are extra's but the question you need to ask yourself is, Are we living in a capitalist word where the rules of supply and demand also applies to sex work? If you can say yes to that question, then yes there are fees involved in wanting a service considered extra, if the answer is no, then its best you seek out another service provider better suited to your needs.
Contact Me...

wtf??
Banned reason: Ex sex worker with zero useful contribution to make
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im sure shes a lovely lady but her profile seems to waffle on alot
Banned reason: Ex sex worker with zero useful contribution to make
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vw

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this bit got me

Q. Are there any extras?    A. Of course there are extra's but the question you need to ask yourself is, Are we living in a capitalist word where the rules of supply and demand also applies to sex work? If you can say yes to that question, then yes there are fees involved in wanting a service considered extra, if the answer is no, then its best you seek out another service provider better suited to your needs.
Contact Me...

wtf??

I bet the silly bitch charges extra for a glass of tap water.  How the hell do you know how much money to turn up with, this deserves to be deported defiantly the wrong sort of immigrant !

endomorph

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There is another thread on her; https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=67809.msg863035;topicseen#msg863035

The photos from the Australian sites are of Christine Keeler. As I said before, I found her amusing and not as abrasive as she may sound. Spelling is not her forte. She was grateful when I pointed out spelling mistakes in her old profile.

Captainflame

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Damned forgot about the link... newbie mistake #1 learnt. thanks @endomorph for adding them!

As I wrote, she is most likely going to be a one off.

kartrider

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I bet the silly bitch charges extra for a glass of tap water.  How the hell do you know how much money to turn up with, this deserves to be deported defiantly the wrong sort of immigrant !

     +1 ..

    She is that kind of category who thinks they're prized possessions and you've to be born/fall from heaven even to spend time with. The profile, interview and Q&A seems rather bad attitude. Someone like courtesans...

Offline Steely Dan

Any reason it was 160 for you when her profile says 200?

It terms of her questions, when she says you shouldn't need to ask does that mean yes or no?  Are you allowed to cum twice? Did she charge extras? 

She sounds as mad as a bucket of coyotes, which is quite interesting. At times I am like a moth to a hot flame....

Offline Elsewhere

I made enquiries and a booking about 18 months ago, and wanted to confirm (D)FK was a confirmed service.  I explained there is a huge difference between a peck and getting your face snogged off, and its all classed as "kissing" on paper, so wanted to know what to expect from her in that regard.

Frankly, I found her attitude so shitty I cancelled.  She sounded so stuck up her own arse, there was no way the booking would go  well. She doesn't seem to like people asking what services are on offer and what aren't (see the whole bollocks about being expected to know about extras without asking, as people have mentioned above)

endomorph

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Offline King Nuts

this bit got me

Q. Are there any extras?    A. Of course there are extra's but the question you need to ask yourself is, Are we living in a capitalist word where the rules of supply and demand also applies to sex work? If you can say yes to that question, then yes there are fees involved in wanting a service considered extra, if the answer is no, then its best you seek out another service provider better suited to your needs.
Contact Me...

wtf??

Got me too. Fucking absurd.

The thing that people like her don't ever seem to get, is:

1. We're looking for a paid-for sexual event, not a date.
2. We don't want to jump through any more hoops than is absolutely necessary.
3. We want it to be fun.

Her profile is self-regarding drivel, and it's almost like she's in denial about the fact she takes her knickers off for money.

Offline lewishamguy

Her profile is a complete wind up. Hourly rate varies from £160-£200. She's one of those elite courtesan prossie who speaks highly about her and thinks she's living in her own world.  :thumbsdown:

Sir Lancealot

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Any reason it was 160 for you when her profile says 200?

Her rates for one hour for one hour are usually £160 but flip up to £200 every so often but then I guess she suffers from dusty phone syndrome and then soon come back down. If you're interested the reduced one hour booking is the only one that makes sense as the other rates are just so over-priced, but she thinks she's worth it!

She likes to be picky about who she meets and hates being reviewed and discussing services and detests anyone who spends their time on UKP. Her clients simply wouldn't!!

If you can ignore her personality which is not much fun I actually found the sex very good and full on. 

I think the extras are for Anal and CIM but I did not have these services.

Seen her more than once and not sure I would return on the account on her fairly grumpy demeanour.

I'll get round to a review when I've got some more time.

Sir Lancealot

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Her rates for one hour for one hour are usually £160 but flip up to £200 every so often but then I guess she suffers from dusty phone syndrome and then soon come back down. If you're interested the reduced one hour booking is the only one that makes sense as the other rates are just so over-priced, but she thinks she's worth it!

She likes to be picky about who she meets and hates being reviewed and discussing services and detests anyone who spends their time on UKP. Her clients simply wouldn't!!

If you can ignore her personality which is not much fun I actually found the sex very good and full on. 

I think the extras are for Anal and CIM but I did not have these services.

Seen her more than once and not sure I would return on the account on her fairly grumpy demeanour.

I'll get round to a review when I've got some more time.

Offline collector

Only deserves a dusty phone with this profile  :angry:

Offline Johnny wishbone

Got me too. Fucking absurd.

The thing that people like her don't ever seem to get, is:

1. We're looking for a paid-for sexual event, not a date.
2. We don't want to jump through any more hoops than is absolutely necessary.
3. We want it to be fun.

Her profile is self-regarding drivel, and it's almost like she's in denial about the fact she takes her knickers off for money.

Well said King Nuts. Quite a few escorts like to portray thems as above the industry and a class above by questioning the punters needs. At the end of the day, we just want a good session with a like minded escort. Forums like this will eventually work its way back to her when she notices how little business she gets.

Offline RudiUK

I tried making a booking with her some time ago.  As I had asked for a specific outfit and scenario she demanded a deposit.  I went elsewhere....

Captainflame

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@Steely
Looks like she is a bit onconsistent with a lot of her profiles tbh. 160 it was and I was not going to complain :-)
I did not ask about the house rules and went on with what I wanted without any extra.

I agree with your "at times" -  Once in a while a  bit of challenge

Any reason it was 160 for you when her profile says 200?

It terms of her questions, when she says you shouldn't need to ask does that mean yes or no?  Are you allowed to cum twice? Did she charge extras? 

She sounds as mad as a bucket of coyotes, which is quite interesting. At times I am like a moth to a hot flame....

vw

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I agree with your "at times" -  Once in a while a  bit of challenge

Sounds like your one that maybe be attempting the Renata/Paula challenge !   :lol: :lol:

Offline Steely Dan

Sounds like your one that maybe be attempting the Renata/Paula challenge !   :lol: :lol:
More like this babe - she has more negatives than anyone in 2015, but guys still go back.  We are moths.
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Jennifer Pussy is more impressive with 6 Negatives in 2015 ... proving that we don't read or listen to advice!
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vw

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Pproving that we don't read or listen to advice!

But the honour and privilege of saying /i told you so is ours to relish !


ramrodronnie

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Only deserves a dusty phone with this profile  :angry:


+1 collector. I can't be arsed with too much rhetoric on this up her own arse, over priced pro$$ie.

Offline The_Don

@ op thanks for sharing and the review!


(W)Horses for courses.

Indeed, YMMV with any W/G  :thumbsup:


According to her latest blog it looks like she's ranting about this review. :sarcastic:

Having spent a little time reading it and with reference to: External Link/Members Only


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Also, I am selling a service to married men

Is this a requirement for booking  :unknown:

As I'm sure some punters are not married or in (intimate) relationships and may'be even (a shocker) single , thus they need not apply  :sarcastic:



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I find the whole notion of someone writing a review about a sexual encounter in poor taste. It makes me a little uncomfortable. Objectified and reduced to the sum of how well we get along. Don't even get me started on Field Reports.  Except the reviews from UK Punting. They just make me laugh.  If ever you want a place to mock the stupid and the misogynistic step away from Adultwork and head towards this cesspit of 'ohhh I gave it to that bitch and I fucked her hard with my 10 inch cock' review site. They always confuse inches for centimeters. I don't court reviews because they simply make me feel uncomfortable. That's all.



Well she a service provider (W/G in this case) and with the internet (and forums). Any service providers are open to feedback/reviews and rating (etc) relating to there service or lack of, in some cases.

IMO, UKP and its reviews/feedback, has helped many punters, find good service providers. But also warn them, about the bad ones and some in-between.


For some reason I'm reminded of Ali Katt External Link/Members Only and post (quotes below)


"How dare you review me. We're not pieces of meat, we are human not "prossies" and I have a string of regulars".
A typical response. Once again, doesn't deny a bad service or tries to improve it. Can be discarded IMHO.

"This review is vile. Remove it now"
No-one wants a banned review list. No-one wants to see they can't review Cara Cumlips and can only review one girl from LMP a month and can't review threesomes.

"I wouldn't trust a review posted on a Neanderthal site full of sexist pigs"
She obviously, took time to read it. Maybe she is more used to the fawning "too much of a gent to say" reports that offer no value to the punter and are pointless. A lot of prossies do take this site seriously and a good review works wonders for their trade.



 

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from her PG

 

     :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: She looks so plastic.. Same as her attitude :scare: :scare::dash: :dash: Poor clients..

Sir Lancealot

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You also need to add 10+ years on to these pics to imagine what she looks like now as I would guess she is about 40 now which you'd expect given her stated AW age of 35.

Offline swfinest

bullet, matrix, dodge. Thank you.

Offline Elziver

You guys have no idea just how deadly the bullet was. I managed to find out who she really is (not very hard if you put in a little effort). Let's just say she's much older than she claims to be and, in her other occupation, she's a scammer and the subject of numerous complaints.

Thankfully, she's "retired" as of yesterday and is not seeing any new clients. And should she decide to open the door to new clients in the future, I would strongly recommend you steer clear of her. The haughty 'tude will be the least of your worries!

Offline Mr Farkyhars

Thankfully, she's "retired" as of yesterday and is not seeing any new clients

..and you learned this how? It doesn't seem to be on her profile where you'd expect?

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That image, above, leads to this:
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Kitty L'Wren leads to this:
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No idea if its true or not, just saying.

Offline Belly_Fluff

That image, above, leads to this:
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Kitty L'Wren leads to this:
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No idea if its true or not, just saying.

Hey super sleuthing Well done.  Hope she gets jailed.

Offline Mr Farkyhars

That image, above, leads to this:
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Kitty L'Wren leads to this:
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No idea if its true or not, just saying.

Thanks, brilliant. Googling that name brings up more (similar) pictures in blogs etc.

vw

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Thanks, brilliant. Googling that name brings up more (similar) pictures in blogs etc.

Well bet she fucks punters over as much as brides and grooms !

No wonder she left Australia !

Offline Elziver

Correctly correctington anotherwoody69. Like I said, not too hard.