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Author Topic: Claire Keeler  (Read 6572 times)


2 review(s) for Claire Keeler (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Disclaimer: First review ever here and I appreciate it might looks lame to do as a comment rather than a full post... it did not deserver it.
Background: I do have an urge on a regular basis to go out and enjoy. So far I had managed to mix travel and travel companiions/local representatives/friends with benefits to deal with such urges but travels had gone dire since Mid December. so I thought let's get local.
Met Claire as recently as this week.
Communications: Good. First contacted by email then text adn finally phone. All swift.
Look:  As no pictures are  publicly availableit is a bit of a gamble but I was not lookig for face pics anyway.Mid 30 is accurate although not a fitness first one she does have the right shapes in the right place. Averge mid 30s with the wear and tear of her body shape.
Meeting: Got an email tohe day earlier with clear directions. No issues here. Location is largely residential and with some many flats around anyone can walk in quiely and securely. Quick call 5 minutes prior  the bookig directed me to the right door where Claire met me in person. Moved in her appartment and the full on DFK.  A real one (give me some posts here and one can discuss about DFK), all 4 hands all over ourselves followed by a quick get your "kit off". Bj, caressing and groping later then came the fingers quickly folllowed by boring misssionary and girl on top all covered. A good punch and judy clean up was  followed by a warme it up chat on SW, photography and MA/PhD but stopping here not to give you headaches. Second round started with a good BJ followed by another session of girl on top. Got the shower then had some time talking about the merits of doign a PhD or not.
"Contribution": 160 ph
Conclusion: Good time both mentally and physically. a Tad too intense on the "dead time" with some cliches. Was not offereed anything kinky nor felt anything wawillingly proposed, maybe I did not impose myself that much :-) ... your opinion/experience will tell. Would I go back? Probably not.
 
CF

PS:hopefully the next review will be better


Offline endomorph

www.adultwork.com/971646 or https://www.adultwork.com/Claire+Keeler
Visited her back when she was in Belsize Park. She is an interesting person and very sexy too.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (endomorph, esperantock)


2 review(s) found for Claire Keeler linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Bonetti

On the site since 2010, one review on AW from someone with zero FB, bugger all photos in gallery other than legs mainly.  :wacko:

On the site since 2010, one review on AW from someone with zero FB, bugger all photos in gallery other than legs mainly.  :wacko:

Photos here on her Australian websites

https://about.me/ClaireJayneEscort

https://clarejayneescort.wordpress.com/


I'll just leave this here..

"Q. How many times can I cum in the hour?

A. If you feel inclined to ask this question, its best you book someone else as we will not be a good match, my clients don’t ask this."

Moreover she seems fussy about language, but can't spell "sexist" :lol:
« Last Edit: January 21, 2016, 06:02:30 PM by Mr Farkyhars »

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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this bit got me

Q. Are there any extras?    A. Of course there are extra's but the question you need to ask yourself is, Are we living in a capitalist word where the rules of supply and demand also applies to sex work? If you can say yes to that question, then yes there are fees involved in wanting a service considered extra, if the answer is no, then its best you seek out another service provider better suited to your needs.
Contact Me...

wtf??

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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im sure shes a lovely lady but her profile seems to waffle on alot

this bit got me

Q. Are there any extras?    A. Of course there are extra's but the question you need to ask yourself is, Are we living in a capitalist word where the rules of supply and demand also applies to sex work? If you can say yes to that question, then yes there are fees involved in wanting a service considered extra, if the answer is no, then its best you seek out another service provider better suited to your needs.
Contact Me...

wtf??

I bet the silly bitch charges extra for a glass of tap water.  How the hell do you know how much money to turn up with, this deserves to be deported defiantly the wrong sort of immigrant !

Offline endomorph

There is another thread on her; https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=67809.msg863035;topicseen#msg863035

The photos from the Australian sites are of Christine Keeler. As I said before, I found her amusing and not as abrasive as she may sound. Spelling is not her forte. She was grateful when I pointed out spelling mistakes in her old profile.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (endomorph, esperantock)

Damned forgot about the link... newbie mistake #1 learnt. thanks @endomorph for adding them!

As I wrote, she is most likely going to be a one off.

Offline kartrider

I bet the silly bitch charges extra for a glass of tap water.  How the hell do you know how much money to turn up with, this deserves to be deported defiantly the wrong sort of immigrant !

     +1 ..

    She is that kind of category who thinks they're prized possessions and you've to be born/fall from heaven even to spend time with. The profile, interview and Q&A seems rather bad attitude. Someone like courtesans...

Offline Steely Dan

Any reason it was 160 for you when her profile says 200?

It terms of her questions, when she says you shouldn't need to ask does that mean yes or no?  Are you allowed to cum twice? Did she charge extras? 

She sounds as mad as a bucket of coyotes, which is quite interesting. At times I am like a moth to a hot flame....

Offline Elsewhere

I made enquiries and a booking about 18 months ago, and wanted to confirm (D)FK was a confirmed service.  I explained there is a huge difference between a peck and getting your face snogged off, and its all classed as "kissing" on paper, so wanted to know what to expect from her in that regard.

Frankly, I found her attitude so shitty I cancelled.  She sounded so stuck up her own arse, there was no way the booking would go  well. She doesn't seem to like people asking what services are on offer and what aren't (see the whole bollocks about being expected to know about extras without asking, as people have mentioned above)

Offline endomorph

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this bit got me

Q. Are there any extras?    A. Of course there are extra's but the question you need to ask yourself is, Are we living in a capitalist word where the rules of supply and demand also applies to sex work? If you can say yes to that question, then yes there are fees involved in wanting a service considered extra, if the answer is no, then its best you seek out another service provider better suited to your needs.
Contact Me...

wtf??

Got me too. Fucking absurd.

The thing that people like her don't ever seem to get, is:

1. We're looking for a paid-for sexual event, not a date.
2. We don't want to jump through any more hoops than is absolutely necessary.
3. We want it to be fun.

Her profile is self-regarding drivel, and it's almost like she's in denial about the fact she takes her knickers off for money.

Her profile is a complete wind up. Hourly rate varies from £160-£200. She's one of those elite courtesan prossie who speaks highly about her and thinks she's living in her own world.  :thumbsdown:

Any reason it was 160 for you when her profile says 200?

Her rates for one hour for one hour are usually £160 but flip up to £200 every so often but then I guess she suffers from dusty phone syndrome and then soon come back down. If you're interested the reduced one hour booking is the only one that makes sense as the other rates are just so over-priced, but she thinks she's worth it!

She likes to be picky about who she meets and hates being reviewed and discussing services and detests anyone who spends their time on UKP. Her clients simply wouldn't!!

If you can ignore her personality which is not much fun I actually found the sex very good and full on. 

I think the extras are for Anal and CIM but I did not have these services.

Seen her more than once and not sure I would return on the account on her fairly grumpy demeanour.

I'll get round to a review when I've got some more time.

Her rates for one hour for one hour are usually £160 but flip up to £200 every so often but then I guess she suffers from dusty phone syndrome and then soon come back down. If you're interested the reduced one hour booking is the only one that makes sense as the other rates are just so over-priced, but she thinks she's worth it!

She likes to be picky about who she meets and hates being reviewed and discussing services and detests anyone who spends their time on UKP. Her clients simply wouldn't!!

If you can ignore her personality which is not much fun I actually found the sex very good and full on. 

I think the extras are for Anal and CIM but I did not have these services.

Seen her more than once and not sure I would return on the account on her fairly grumpy demeanour.

I'll get round to a review when I've got some more time.

Offline collector

Only deserves a dusty phone with this profile  :angry:

Got me too. Fucking absurd.

The thing that people like her don't ever seem to get, is:

1. We're looking for a paid-for sexual event, not a date.
2. We don't want to jump through any more hoops than is absolutely necessary.
3. We want it to be fun.

Her profile is self-regarding drivel, and it's almost like she's in denial about the fact she takes her knickers off for money.

Well said King Nuts. Quite a few escorts like to portray thems as above the industry and a class above by questioning the punters needs. At the end of the day, we just want a good session with a like minded escort. Forums like this will eventually work its way back to her when she notices how little business she gets.

Offline RudiUK

I tried making a booking with her some time ago.  As I had asked for a specific outfit and scenario she demanded a deposit.  I went elsewhere....

@Steely
Looks like she is a bit onconsistent with a lot of her profiles tbh. 160 it was and I was not going to complain :-)
I did not ask about the house rules and went on with what I wanted without any extra.

I agree with your "at times" -  Once in a while a  bit of challenge

Any reason it was 160 for you when her profile says 200?

It terms of her questions, when she says you shouldn't need to ask does that mean yes or no?  Are you allowed to cum twice? Did she charge extras? 

She sounds as mad as a bucket of coyotes, which is quite interesting. At times I am like a moth to a hot flame....

I agree with your "at times" -  Once in a while a  bit of challenge

Sounds like your one that maybe be attempting the Renata/Paula challenge !   :lol: :lol:

Offline Steely Dan

Sounds like your one that maybe be attempting the Renata/Paula challenge !   :lol: :lol:
More like this babe - she has more negatives than anyone in 2015, but guys still go back.  We are moths.
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https://www.adultwork.com/1799563 or https://www.adultwork.com/jennifer%5Fpussy
Jennifer Pussy is more impressive with 6 Negatives in 2015 ... proving that we don't read or listen to advice!
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17 review(s) found for jennifer pussy linked to in above post (3 positive, 2 neutral, 12 negative)




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