Holy Mackerel, you guys need to get out a bit more.
I thought it wasn't a bad joke myself and I meant it as a joke too not an insult. But if that's the way you see things consider this...
I think my original observation may have been more relevant than I first thought. Perhaps, from the tone of your comments and the shear number of posts hanging off your ridiculous avatars, I would imagine that you are the archetypal types that spend all day in front of their computers with their pants around their ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other on a poor excuse for an erection. Beer belly obscuring the penis and an air of rank body odour from the unwashed flesh that perspires increasingly to any titillating content found. So keep flaming me guys, and while you do, remember I'm the one screwing the lovely girls and your the ones dreaming about it!!