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Author Topic: Where is Linzi Mae  (Read 1593 times)

Offline SeaMagpie

Do any members know where Linzi Mae has gone?
She comes from the North East and used the rail services to visit many places around the UK.
She practised in Cambridge on certain days of the week for many years, but she seems to have disappeared recently.
I had a few punts with her a couple of years back and she was excellent.
I'd love to know where she is now and if she is still working as I would like to have more fun with her.
Many thanks
Banning reason: Twat

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

You normally get these on football websites.Where they interview some ex clogger from the 70's. Who now runs a pub and gives a few banal quotes about how they miss the banter from the dressing rooms but not the pre season cross country runs.

I suppose you could do one on here. In a Ukpunting exclusive Cockneybstrd interviews Sexy Sam.

Sexy Sam one time white knight sweetheart now works in Greggs in Bury. When she is not selling sausage rolls the mother of two enjoys spending time with Dave her husband who is unaware of her past.

Of course I miss the money Sam reveals but the game changed for me when all these young eastern European's appeared on the scene and it became younger women's game Sam wistfully states.

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

You normally get these on football websites.Where they interview some ex clogger from the 70's. Who now runs a pub and gives a few banal quotes about how they miss the banter from the dressing rooms but not the pre season cross country runs.

I suppose you could do one on here. In a Ukpunting exclusive Cockneybstrd interviews Sexy Sam.

Sexy Sam one time white knight sweetheart now works in Greggs in Bury. When she is not selling sausage rolls the mother of two enjoys spending time with Dave her husband who is unaware of her past.

Of course I miss the money Sam reveals but the game changed for me when all these young eastern European's appeared on the scene and it became younger women's game Sam wistfully states.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  :D :thumbsup:

Offline jarndyce

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

You normally get these on football websites.Where they interview some ex clogger from the 70's. Who now runs a pub and gives a few banal quotes about how they miss the banter from the dressing rooms but not the pre season cross country runs.

I suppose you could do one on here. In a Ukpunting exclusive Cockneybstrd interviews Sexy Sam.

Sexy Sam one time white knight sweetheart now works in Greggs in Bury. When she is not selling sausage rolls the mother of two enjoys spending time with Dave her husband who is unaware of her past.

Of course I miss the money Sam reveals but the game changed for me when all these young eastern European's appeared on the scene and it became younger women's game Sam wistfully states.

That's the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time. Bravo, my friend, bravo!   :hi:

Do any members know where Linzi Mae has gone?
She comes from the North East and used the rail services to visit many places around the UK.
She practised in Cambridge on certain days of the week for many years, but she seems to have disappeared recently.
I had a few punts with her a couple of years back and she was excellent.
I'd love to know where she is now and if she is still working as I would like to have more fun with her.
Many thanks

No idea. Where have you looked?

Offline mattylondon

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

Me too. The obsessed, boundary pushing and clingy fucker types, who forget this is just business.

The same wierdos I read making frantic posts whenever a particular prossie hasn't appeared online for a few days, asking if she's 'ok'. And then the prossie pops up and says "don't worry, I'm alright and fine"!  :kissgirl:    :vomit:

I mean, who gives a fucking shit? There are plenty of fish in the sea. As if the woman concerned or any other would give a shit what some punter wants or thinks. I wish people like this would just leave sleeping dogs lie, leave these women alone and go fuck another one.

« Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 11:48:57 PM by mattylondon »


Offline SeaMagpie

Hi Dan

Well firstly I have to say that I'm pretty shocked at the response to my genuinely sensible request.
What is the matter with people these days? Are they so insecure that they suspect a negative motive automatically? The fact that I had enjoyed a punt with Linzie is nothing to be upset about and I'd like to find her so that I can enjoy another punt with her. What's wrong with that??
What is the matter with these idiots that seem to think they are so intellectually superior that a condemnation is all they can offer.
Get a life guys and stop thinking you are anything special. If you can't come back with a comment that is sensible and genuine in the spirit of this site then pass on by.

Dan, thanks for your sensible reply. But no, I haven't found Linzie yet and I suspect that she has probably given up the job and moved on. Best of luck to her is what I shall say.
However, if anyone does know if she is still working, I would be grateful if they would let me know.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2016, 12:15:50 AM by SeaMagpie »
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Well firstly I have to say that I'm pretty shocked at the response to my genuinely sensible request.

 But no, I haven't found Linzie yet and I suspect that she has probably given up the job and moved on. Best of luck to her is what I shall say.
However, if anyone does know if she is still working, I would be grateful if they would let me know.

Seriously

A) Your Shocked at the response
B) You believe it was a genuinely sensible request

To be frank I am shocked that your shocked anyway good luck with finding Linzi mae. If you do find her drop me a PM would be good to interview her for my new website iveretiredfindsomeonenew.com


Offline Hydrant

I saw her many years ago in Cambridge and she was an absolute A number one escort. It does look as if she's retired or is having an extended break with no up-to-date presence online.

Her old phone number is easily found if you Google Linzie Mae escort and her old email was: linzie_mae@hotmail.co.uk

Wouldn't hurt to try them on the off-chance.
Banning reason: Pestering admin

Offline SeaMagpie

Thanks Hydrant
I actually thought that having not heard from Linzie for so long, she must have retired.
But.... Good News... I took your suggestion and phoned her and guess what, she has taken some time off from last year to deal with other issues in her life and will be back working again in March or April 2016.
Guess where I will be going in March or April???

Many thanks
Banning reason: Twat

Thanks Hydrant
I actually thought that having not heard from Linzie for so long, she must have retired.
But.... Good News... I took your suggestion and phoned her and guess what, she has taken some time off from last year to deal with other issues in her life and will be back working again in March or April 2016.
Guess where I will be going in March or April???

Many thanks

So all you had to go was ring her? Genius ...
I put my pen down somewhere and can't find it. Any idea where it is?

Offline SeaMagpie

I've try the phone before "Only Way" and got no reply, so didn't bother to flog as it seemed that she had probably downed the account. But as Hydrant suggested it, I thought I'd try again and this time scored.
As for your pen, have you checked up your arse?? LOL!!
Banning reason: Twat

I've try the phone before "Only Way" and got no reply, so didn't bother to flog as it seemed that she had probably downed the account. But as Hydrant suggested it, I thought I'd try again and this time scored.
As for your pen, have you checked up your arse?? LOL!!

Laughing at your own (very poor) joke is the sign of a mong.

jcdmj12

Laughing at your own (very poor) joke is the sign of a mong.

+1 OP can count to potato.

I've try the phone before "Only Way" and got no reply, so didn't bother to flog as it seemed that she had probably downed the account. But as Hydrant suggested it, I thought I'd try again and this time scored.
As for your pen, have you checked up your arse?? LOL!!

Lol is normally an acronym used by prossies when they come on here. Checked up my arse. Couldn't find the pen but did find it a suitable place to store your contributions to this board.

As you said "Get a life guys and stop thinking you are anything special. If you can't come back with a comment that is sensible and genuine in the spirit of this site then pass on by."
Maybe you should take your own advice ...
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 03:37:35 PM by madeinwales56 »

Offline SeaMagpie

Holy Mackerel, you guys need to get out a bit more.
I thought it wasn't a bad joke myself and I meant it as a joke too not an insult. But if that's the way you see things consider this...

I think my original observation may have been more relevant than I first thought. Perhaps, from the tone of your comments and the shear number of posts hanging off your ridiculous avatars, I would imagine that you are the archetypal types that spend all day in front of their computers with their pants around their ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other on a poor excuse for an erection. Beer belly obscuring the penis and an air of rank body odour from the unwashed flesh that perspires increasingly to any titillating content found. So keep flaming me guys, and while you do, remember I'm the one screwing the lovely girls and your the ones dreaming about it!!
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 04:19:35 PM by SeaMagpie »
Banning reason: Twat

See ya, Magpie. Hope you enjoy the view from the guest room ...

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

People that start this way usually end up with stalker or obsessive under their posts 99 times out of 100.

Fact is whores leave, new ones arrive and none of my business where that have gone !

Holy Mackerel, you guys need to get out a bit more.
I thought it wasn't a bad joke myself and I meant it as a joke too not an insult. But if that's the way you see things consider this...

I think my original observation may have been more relevant than I first thought. Perhaps, from the tone of your comments and the shear number of posts hanging off your ridiculous avatars, I would imagine that you are the archetypal types that spend all day in front of their computers with their pants around their ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other on a poor excuse for an erection. Beer belly obscuring the penis and an air of rank body odour from the unwashed flesh that perspires increasingly to any titillating content found. So keep flaming me guys, and while you do, remember I'm the one screwing the lovely girls and your the ones dreaming about it!!

Deary me Sea Geordie you dont half get upset easily

I will remember your one the 'screwing the lovely girls' because that post was pure comedy gold

You seem to have got rather upset at a bit of harmless leg pulling.

I m the one screwing the lovely girls..... :lol:

Offline SeaMagpie

Just before I go "Only Way", please accept my thanks for your advice earlier which worked for me.
And if the moderators do bust me for being outspoken and upsetting the old soaks, I'll be back later as "Midnight Blackbird". Keep your eyes peeled!
Banning reason: Twat


Just before I go "Only Way", please accept my thanks for your advice earlier which worked for me.
And if the moderators do bust me for being outspoken and upsetting the old soaks, I'll be back later as "Midnight Blackbird". Keep your eyes peeled!

I am sorry Sea Magpie I was wrong your not a mong your fucking comedy gold

Just before I go "Only Way", please accept my thanks for your advice earlier which worked for me.
And if the moderators do bust me for being outspoken and upsetting the old soaks, I'll be back later as "Midnight Blackbird". Keep your eyes peeled!

We'll be sure to keep an eye out for you. You don't work for MI5 by any chance, do you? Just wondered as undercover stuff doesn't seem to come naturally to you.

So all you had to go was ring her? Genius ...
I put my pen down somewhere and can't find it. Any idea where it is?
At the risk of getting banned. Have you tried ringing your pen? :unknown:
PP


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