new massage parlour

[rick]

recent visit to this new place External Link/Members Only was better than expected with pics that match girls who are there. Clean and tidy place which is a credit to those that run it. Nice friendly greeting from the reception who outs you at ease.

[Iloveoral]

And what services did you receive and prices paid? What girl did you see??

Sounds more like your trying (badly) to advertise the place rather that a review matey, I notice you've only made 2 post both in different threads regarding the same place? And in the couple of weeks since you've joined not commented on anything else? You commented regarding girls working etc...but it was dated before your review?

Sorry if it sounds unwelcoming or having a dig I'm sure others here will vouch I'm not like that, just a strange review regarding the management and cleaners rather than a girl riding your balls around the room??

[Mutinyonthecounty]

recent visit to this new place External Link/Members Only was better than expected with pics that match girls who are there. Clean and tidy place which is a credit to those that run it. Nice friendly greeting from the reception who outs you at ease.

Not sure I'm up for that....

[CoolTiger]

And what services did you receive and prices paid? What girl did you see??

Sounds more like your trying (badly) to advertise the place rather that a review matey, I notice you've only made 2 post both in different threads regarding the same place? And in the couple of weeks since you've joined not commented on anything else? You commented regarding girls working etc...but it was dated before your review?

Sorry if it sounds unwelcoming or having a dig I'm sure others here will vouch I'm not like that, just a strange review regarding the management and cleaners rather than a girl riding your balls around the room??

Fully agree with the above.

Rick, welcome to UKP. Most members require more details in your review than the basic info that you have posted, and as ILO has pointed out, it sounds more like you are touting them.

Most members here welcome new posters.

[Iloveoral]

Isn't that a picture of lady Gaga on their website too? Lol she does massage now??

[CoolTiger]

Isn't that a picture of lady Gaga on their website too? Lol she does massage now??

Indeed it is. Well spotted ILO.

TinEye came up with 318 results, so I am not even going to bother posting any of the links, as it is fairly obvious holmewood massage are using fake pictures on their website.

[CoolTiger]

Isn't that a picture of lady Gaga on their website too? Lol she does massage now??

If she is and trying to earn extra cash for Christmas, I'd make a dash for holmewood straight away! 

[Iloveoral]

We all need a bit of Crimbo cash CT maybe she can get £140 / HR as she's a ladyboy? Haha

[Iloveoral]

I'll wait until next week to see if Scarlett is working...

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[CoolTiger]

I'll wait until next week to see if Scarlett is working...

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+1

I've always had the hots for her ever since The Horse Whisperer.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Isn't that a picture of lady Gaga on their website too? Lol she does massage now??

i think she's doing a gig tonight at The Winding Wheel in Chesterfield !!

[GolfNut]

Nice friendly greeting from the reception who outs you at ease.

Not too keen on being outed myself personally

 

[Iloveoral]

Strange no returning comments from the OP ?

[TheNewSeeker]

Tout

This is his other post on another thread:

the girl you mention is 100% true - it's a new place holmewood massage parlour called seductions.  Different girl each day but true to the pics on their website

[Iloveoral]

He posted that a week before he visited/reviewed his meet haha

[a_polite_gentleman]

Funny "lexi" from this place, appears to be the exact same image as "leah" from directors lodge.

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But then again, some of the images on directors lodge are "fake", such as lucy, one of which is Gemma Atkinson from Hollyoaks fame, so who knows who is copying who!

[Iloveoral]

Maybe Gemma needs a little extra for Xmas matey? Hehe

Sounds like a lot of dodgy crap unfortunately I'll stay clear of both places

[PickleTwiddler]

Went for a look at the place but it seems just residential.  No idea if this is just someone's idea of a practical joke so I wasn't about to go in and knock on the door.
Found a reference to the place - just an advert, again with very little info - on "Midlands Punter", seems it's £70 for 30 min, £130 for 60, which is well overpriced for something as undersold as this place (the website is crap).  So I won't be going either.  Not until there is clear evidence that this place is worth that much, anyway.

[Iloveoral]

Will agree the website looks like a ten year olds first attempt on a free web template.
I certainly would not waste the time going to explore further.