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External Link/Members OnlyCommunicationsFairly certain I made a booking with a maid. Decent enough English over the phone to make the booking without any issues. Received a text a few minutes later with postcode and partial address.
Price£140 for 1 hour
LocationHAX (not typing it out again) is based out of a basement flat located along Gloucester Place. The apartment itself is nice and clean, but not much natural light seems to get in which for some reason just upsets me.
AppearanceSo here is my main issue with Thai girls. I cannot remember the last time I booked a Thai girl and turned up to see either the same girl or her looking nearly as good in the photos. I learnt this lesson very quickly in my first year of punting to always take it with a pinch of salt. Some might say "well clearly the photos are enhanced, what were you expecting?" and to you I have to say you are absolutely right. HAX looked considerably older than in the photos and perhaps could have even been a different person altogether.
ServicesAll services as mentioned on her profile including A levels which is probably the only thing that kept me from giving this a negative review. OWO was provided and was pretty good, started with anal as I wanted to give it a go and not pop before I had the chance as well as wasting time switching condoms frequently. Came in about the first 20 minutes or so and was given a nice relaxing massage for another 15-20 minutes. Final 20 minutes was spent having another go, but alas I was unable to finish.
ProsActually offers everything on her enjoys list. Her apartment is both located near one of my favourite places to get food as well convenient for public transport.
NeutralsN/a
ConsEither a Bait & Switch or just heavily overshopped / old photos.
Recommend?If you're really into Thais and anal, sure. If not I wouldn't get too excited.
Would I like to see her again?No
SummaryIndistinguishable from girl in photos. Does provide what she has on her enjoys list, but it didn't make enough of a difference to make me want to give her the thumbs up for a positive.
