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Author Topic: Why do we do it ( different Take )  (Read 1228 times)

Offline Neal69

Why?

Because when you have a really good punt it feels terrific  :yahoo: :dance: :yahoo:

Always been a bit of a "Glass half full" type so even when I have had a mediocre punt I say to myself " Well I had my dick sucked and I had a Fuck".

So I have had a few mediocre ones recently.

But Today I had a really first class punt and I am still buzzing from it.  :dance: :yahoo: :dance:

Restores my faith in our hobby.

Review will follow after a suitable time lapse and for the Fluffiness to dissipate.

Offline willbred

Don't want to be negative, but what about after a totally crap punt?????
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Offline Neal69

" Well I had my dick sucked and I had a Fuck".

jcdmj12

Don't want to be negative, but what about after a totally crap punt?????

I usually see the comedy in it.  I've had a couple of Romanian disasters which I look back at and laugh because they were so stereotypically bad.

Offline seeker

As they say in Glasgow
Every holes a goal ...
But don't make the same mistake twice   :hi:

As they say in Glasgow
Every holes a goal ...
But don't make the same mistake twice   :hi:

I made the same mistake three times when I started. You learn fast.

I made the same mistake three times when I started. You learn fast.

this... so true...

Offline uutarn

Why?

Because i will have memories to take with me to the old peoples home.

Because i will have memories to take with me to the old peoples home.

THIS

I have an old guy mate who is in his late 70s - he lives in the Dominican Republic and has a 25 year old Haitian wife. He wants to go out in style and have fun whilst he can.

Isnt this thing of ours about having fun?

THIS

I have an old guy mate who is in his late 70s - he lives in the Dominican Republic and has a 25 year old Haitian wife. He wants to go out in style and have fun whilst he can.

Isnt this thing of ours about having fun?

It's like a secret club, new members welcome but you cannot invite them, speak to them, cannot ask about them but communally we are having a better time than anyone in civvie.  Except maybe Leonardo Di Caprio et al.   :dance:

Offline Topgun

I know right.

The whore market seems to be flooded lately with East European crap.

Then last night I finally found a British escort who was absolutely amazing in bed and social and a decent looker. Literally the best experience I've ever had even counting loving ex girlfriends, yet this was our fight time together... of many to come.

I'd do a review of her but I don't want any of you to discover how awesome she is or else she'll have less time for me lol
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I'd do a review of her but I don't want any of you to discover how awesome she is or else she'll have less time for me lol

Topgun, you'll get ripped to shreds on here for saying this. Ukp is a place for sharing, not keeping. It's seen as a capital offense. I'd add a caveat quickly and get the review done pdq.

Offline PLeisure

Topgun, you'll get ripped to shreds on here for saying this. Ukp is a place for sharing, not keeping. It's seen as a capital offense. I'd add a caveat quickly and get the review done pdq.
+1  :thumbsup:

Topgun - that comment will hound you until you rectify it. Bad form  :thumbsdown:  - however, UKP is a forgiving place once you show willing to contribute. 'Nuff said  :hi:

Offline Topgun

I know I know. Its like the ultimate sin on this forum.

When she's feeling down because she's not busy then I'll let you guys have a go on her  :drinks:
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+1  :thumbsup:

Topgun - that comment will hound you until you rectify it. Bad form  :thumbsdown:  - however, UKP is a forgiving place once you show willing to contribute. 'Nuff said  :hi:
Come off it many punters have hidden gems especially part timers who are not worth sharing in public !

But from past comments topgun don't like regulars anyway so cant imagine him holding back for long !

I prefer non-regulars, I get the thrill of shagging someone new. I get bored easily of regulars, kind of why I've pretty much been single all my life.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 10:02:41 PM by virtualwaster »

Offline Topgun

Come off it many punters have hidden gems especially part timers who are not worth sharing in public !

But from past comments topgun don't like regulars anyway so cant imagine him holding back for long !
Very true lol.
To be honest though, this girl is as close to perfect I've ever found. Literally I'm no longer interested in seeing any other girls even free/normal dating. If I do get bored of her it'll be minimum 6 months from now - to my advanced calculations  :dance:

Next booking with her, a walk round Birmingham german market, yes I'm working my way in through the back door (no pun intended) from escort/client relations.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 10:15:04 PM by Topgun »
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Very true lol.
To be honest though, this girl is as close to perfect I've ever found. Literally I'm no longer interested in seeing any other girls even free/normal dating. If I do get bored of her it'll be minimum 6 months from now - to my advanced calculations  :dance:
Probably best to share with 1 person, or nobody will know she exists !   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Topgun

Probably best to share with 1 person, or nobody will know she exists !   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, she likes being filmed. May share that first to some free porn site.
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Well, she likes being filmed. May share that first to some free porn site.

This is getting weird........    :wacko:
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 10:29:23 PM by WelshClipper »

Offline Topgun

This is getting weird........    :wacko:
Mate, that's nothing compared to some of the things I've participated in.. lol
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Well, she likes being filmed. May share that first to some free porn site.
Without permission would make you a low life ! 

Offline uutarn


I'd do a review of her but I don't want any of you to discover how awesome she is or else she'll have less time for me lol
Words cannot describe... :angry:

Offline Topgun

Without permission would make you a low life !
According to many people we're all low lives for paying for it, so...
however! nothing here was said about permission. Assumptions assumptions... lowest of the low  ;)
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According to many people we're all low lives for paying for it, so...
however! nothing here was said about permission. Assumptions assumptions... lowest of the low  ;)

Sure her pimp will be delighted when you post them !

Offline Topgun

If she has a pimp he'll get ruffed up i guarantee it.
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