artemis review

[Ben4454]

Artemis is the bomb. Just think about all those hot girls in the club you wanted to fuck -  in Artemis there is at least 40-50 roaming around in little to nothing or some enticing lingerie. It could have been more as girls were changing. Upon first stepping into the establishment I had to take a step back and absorb the scene. 10 years into punting this only happened on my first punt - I was unable to punt for the first hour because I was so overwhelmed. I had hot girls approaching me to fuck and it was hard to say no on many occasions. In 6 hours I was approached 40-50 times.

 It felt like a nightclub but the girls approach the men and try to seduce them into a punt. The bad thing about Artemis Is you cannot regulate the approaches. As in once you have punted girls still come upto you which can be annoying at times Some girls would not take no for an answer. I noticed catty play from some of the girls because I said no to them. For example one girl shouting at me because I said I was recovering and she shouted 'i never offered to fuck you...'

[Ben4454]

Another girl tried to use a jealousy plotline on me which I had seen from my old pua days. When I saw this it was gorilla war fair and I did the same back to them for entertainment. Apart from this Artemis was awesome. I had three punts with three gorgeous girls. They were all 9s.

Tatiana - dark haired model looking girl. Service wise opted for owo which was included in the 60 euro charge. I hadn't cum in 2 weeks and banged her for 15 minutes before cumming. A lot of fake moans but didn't care at that point. Service wise it was good. I let them approach me for the simple reason that I believed the service had a better chance of being good with a girl who approaches you. I looked for body language signs of attraction. I broke this rule with the next punt which meant a bad punt.

Blonde long hair stunner - forgot her name. I approached her and she had a 'bad look on her face when walking up to the room with me which was a sign I should have aborted. Always talk to the girl for 10 minutes before punting in fkks to guage their attitude.  got into the room and after 5 licks tried to decline
 owo because my dick was too shiny. Typical Romanian technique. Got passed that and she rode me to the finish but the punt was not as good as Tatiana.

Dark haired cute girl - she approached me last. Opted for a blow job only. Good service with a climatic ending. Although I felt she was working upto it from the beggining with those plotlines.

The basic info has been ommited because you can get them from other reviews. Considering going again tomorrow and not picking up a street girl.  Only thing is after 5 the rowdier groups came in which didn't
Bother me

[Jerboa]

We must of walk past each other, I had half hour punt at 3pm and hour at 5pm, never mind, at least you had a good time, it can be overwhelming first time at a saunaclub, don't worry about the girls getting stroppy, it's all a game, don't let them take the piss. You must of left around 9pm, that's early, the club starts picking up around then.

[Peterpack]

Thanks for the review mate, i'm really looking forward to my Artemis visits when i go to Berlin

If there's 40 to 50 girls on the floor, how many rooms are there in total ?

[Peterpack]

I do have a question, on the Artemis, wikipedia page, it says

alcoholic beverages are limited to 3 drinks per customer

Does that mean it's the limit of complimentary drinks with your 80 euros entry ?

Can you buy as many drinks as you want ?

[Jerboa]

Thanks for the review mate, i'm really looking forward to my Artemis visits when i go to Berlin

If there's 40 to 50 girls on the floor, how many rooms are there in total ?

I've never counted them, but many upstairs, a few down in the basement by the kino, and a few outside by the pool, last night even a 3am there was a queue for the rooms.

[Steve2]

Glad that you enjoyed it guys

I had to suffer 4 hrs at Airport girls yesterday

Only 4 other guys and the normal 7-8 girls

I was even offered a 4 some with 3 of the girls as I was so handsome!!  (or it was so quiet)

I met the "spanish" girl too Jerboa and Gary was right. An absolutely super girl with huge natural tits on a small frame who was willing to go the extra mile.

A good end to a very good trip

Insomnia was crazy again in a very good way

[oring123]

Steve 2
 i know its been said before but which in your view are the places to vist on which day of a
wednesday /thursday/friday 3 day vist
thank you o.ring

[Steve2]

Steve 2
 i know its been said before but which in your view are the places to vist on which day of a
wednesday /thursday/friday 3 day vist
thank you o.ring

This week I did

Airport Girls on Wednesday .OK, busy with 10-12 guys

Insomnia on Thursday . Great

Airport girls on Friday . Excellent, not for the faint hearted. Just 5 guys and 7-8 girls

[Wanking]

The bad thing about Artemis Is you cannot regulate the approaches. As in once you have punted girls still come upto you which can be annoying at times Some girls would not take no for an answer. I noticed catty play from some of the girls because I said no to them. For example one girl shouting at me because I said I was recovering and she shouted 'i never offered to fuck you...'

I hate that over pushy bullshit.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Glad you enjoyed Artemis better Ben, even with some of the surly attitude.

Just picking up on three of the other posts here -

Steve - glad you are enjoying your latest pilgrimage 

Peter - Don't believe alcohol is limited but you may want to limit yourself. It is Eur 10 for 400ml of lager. You buy drinks tokens at Reception.

And for wbo asked where on which days, Insomnia on a Thursday.

 

[Peterpack]

Thanks Mr Brightside, i don't want to get 'mortal' but want to have a few drinks to be buzzing and settle the nerves

I do have another silly question. I've checked out the 360 degree tour on their website, so have a good idea of the layout. Is the Gym really for people to have workouts ? or do people have sex in the gym ? The cinema isnt what i was expecting, it';s basically a communal room for sex with a big screen. I was hoping for a more classical cinema setup .

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Thanks Mr Brightside, i don't want to get 'mortal' but want to have a few drinks to be buzzing and settle the nerves

I do have another silly question. I've checked out the 360 degree tour on their website, so have a good idea of the layout. Is the Gym really for people to have workouts ? or do people have sex in the gym ? The cinema isnt what i was expecting, it';s basically a communal room for sex with a big screen. I was hoping for a more classical cinema setup .

I didn't see anyone working out in either way in the gym! Fairly small and along a corridor as I remember.

Think there are 2 know kino areas but they are as you describe sadly.

[Wanking]

Ole gym looks awright. You could actually manage a decent workout with what they have there. External Link/Members Only

[Jerboa]

Thanks Mr Brightside, i don't want to get 'mortal' but want to have a few drinks to be buzzing and settle the nerves

I do have another silly question. I've checked out the 360 degree tour on their website, so have a good idea of the layout. Is the Gym really for people to have workouts ? or do people have sex in the gym ? The cinema isnt what i was expecting, it';s basically a communal room for sex with a big screen. I was hoping for a more classical cinema setup .

The gym is not for sex, I've seen some girls working out there before they start work.

[Bring me sunshine]

Guys your reports from Berlin , Artemis and Insomnia have made me finally get my diary in order , all booked up for December 2 nights this trip Wednesday - Friday !
All I gotta do is decide where to go .
Some of you guys should work for the Berlin tourist board you are that good lol

[Jerboa]

Guys your reports from Berlin , Artemis and Insomnia have made me finally get my diary in order , all booked up for December 2 nights this trip Wednesday - Friday !
All I gotta do is decide where to go .
Some of you guys should work for the Berlin tourist board you are that good lol

Yes we should get paid by them lol, so if you're going Wednesday, Thursday back home Friday, I'd suggest doing Artemis Wednesday, then Insomnia on Thursday.

[Bring me sunshine]

Tour guide now mind reader as well . That's exactly the palm Jerboa ...hoping I bump into your huge titled friend Jenna at Artemis .!

[Jerboa]

Tour guide now mind reader as well . That's exactly the palm Jerboa ...hoping I bump into your huge titled friend Jenna at Artemis .!

Well you can't miss her, those tits enter the room before she does. 

[Bring me sunshine]

Haha so I see , they look monsters ...can't wait it to get involved .
Insomnia is going to be off the charts I imagine , not seen anything this place before , the reports make it sound amazing .

What is the dress code for guys on a Thursday night?

[Jerboa]

Haha so I see , they look monsters ...can't wait it to get involved .
Insomnia is going to be off the charts I imagine , not seen anything this place before , the reports make it sound amazing .

What is the dress code for guys on a Thursday night?

The dress code is relaxed on Thursdays, usually black boxer shorts or similar.

[Ben4454]

Jerboa when are you back in Berlin ? I think next time we'll have to meet up before we go in.

[Steve2]

Yes we should get paid by them lol, so if you're going Wednesday, Thursday back home Friday, I'd suggest doing Artemis Wednesday, then Insomnia on Thursday.

And if you can manage it, Airport Girls on Friday before catching your flight home

[Bring me sunshine]

Steve , haha like your thinking ....not sure that will be on the agenda ....fucked springs to mind lol

[Jerboa]

Jerboa when are you back in Berlin ? I think next time we'll have to meet up before we go in.

I'm thinking about a return in new year.

[Steve2]

I'm thinking about a return in new year.

Great minds eh

[Bring me sunshine]

Not quite sure how on earth you pick which girls to fuck , the reports look amazing and the choice huge .....although Jenna's fun bags are a must if I can .

[Ben4454]

I'd be up for going back in the new year. I feel theres more fun to be had at Artemis.

[Bring me sunshine]

Sure there will eve some hot ones just before Christmas ...mistletoe prob not needed .

[Jerboa]

I'd be up for going back in the new year. I feel theres more fun to be had at Artemis.

Yes you really need to spend a full day there, to relax, get used to the place, pick a few girls with no rush.

[Bring me sunshine]

That's going to be my plan Jerboa ....can't wait !

[Peterpack]

Jerboa, can you take your phone out with you ? or do you need to leave it in your locker ?

I would get bored just sitting around for too long

[Jerboa]

Jerboa, can you take your phone out with you ? or do you need to leave it in your locker ?

I would get bored just sitting around for too long

In most saunaclubs including Atremis (though seen ipads openly used at Oceans) using a phone or ipad that has a camera is not allowed, except for by reception area, this is to stop illicit filming, if you would get bored at perving at lots of naked girls maybe take a book or newspaper lol.

[Hertsgent]

Guilty as charged - first time I went to King George I took a newspaper as a prop 

Second time, I enjoyed the company and sights - not that they were a patch on Artemis I'm sure 

[Ben4454]

I found quite entertaining some of the 'gimmicks' some girls used at Artemis. One girl approached me laid back and when I was being polite and said to her I was waiting for someone else she snapped at me and said she never offered to fuck me. Another girl kept pestering me to fuck and when I told her I was waiting for someone else she took it very personally. This is the Artemis experience. I quite like how these girls are 'real' and the catty behaviours kind of add to the experience.

The highlight for me was having a girl in my lap while talking to another girl. Or a girl in the cinema room asking me to flash her my cock for free to see what I had. It was definitely the most unique punting experience I had. Definitely looking to go back towards the start of the year.

I may approach Artemis differently this time. As in more laid back and more human. I was kind of a closed off emotional punting machine on my last visit. I had two girls talking about me infront of me in the cinema room telling each other how 'complicated i was'! to tell you the truth i wanted to enjoy the porn on display for a bit and get my entry money back

Just as a further note you can hide away from it all there is another bar near where the hot tub is situated. You can sit in the corner and there are some newspapers and magazines on display just to get away from it all for a short term. Although even there i got approached once in about 20 minutes.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I found quite entertaining some of the 'gimmicks' some girls used at Artemis. One girl approached me laid back and when I was being polite and said to her I was waiting for someone else she snapped at me and said she never offered to fuck me. Another girl kept pestering me to fuck and when I told her I was waiting for someone else she took it very personally. This is the Artemis experience. I quite like how these girls are 'real' and the catty behaviours kind of add to the experience.

The highlight for me was having a girl in my lap while talking to another girl. Or a girl in the cinema room asking me to flash her my cock for free to see what I had. It was definitely the most unique punting experience I had. Definitely looking to go back towards the start of the year.

I may approach Artemis differently this time. As in more laid back and more human. I was kind of a closed off emotional punting machine on my last visit. I had two girls talking about me infront of me in the cinema room telling each other how 'complicated i was'! to tell you the truth i wanted to enjoy the porn on display for a bit and get my entry money back

Just as a further note you can hide away from it all there is another bar near where the hot tub is situated. You can sit in the corner and there are some newspapers and magazines on display just to get away from it all for a short term. Although even there i got approached once in about 20 minutes.

I think you have to approach Artemis on your own terms, rather than bend to the whims and jealousies of some of the girls and their hassle factor.

Remember you are there for you, not them.

Personally, it's the hassle and the "I'm put out if you're not playing with me" factor that pissed me off about some of the girls in Artemis. That and the push to upsell services.

[Jerboa]

I think you have to approach Artemis on your own terms, rather than bend to the whims and jealousies of some of the girls and their hassle factor.

Remember you are there for you, not them.

Personally, it's the hassle and the "I'm put out if you're not playing with me" factor that pissed me off about some of the girls in Artemis. That and the push to upsell services.

Well just treat it all as a game, because that's what it is, the girls are just playing their part, some gullible customers believe the girls will be upset if they reject them, at the end of the day, be polite but firm with them, they soon understand you're not a fool, and play nice.

[Ben4454]

Yes I experienced this. They will freeze you out and talk to someone else to build jealousy. I found it very cute and it added to the experience. Right after I had a session with Tatiana she always hang close talking to guys.

Jerboa - with some of these girls in Artemis even when you reject them they do not leave I had a dark haired chubby girl in artemis refusing to leave my side and kept pestering. Groping my cock in the cinema room. I said to her i am not interested and she still didn't go. I assume her pussy was dusty and business was low.

Btw Jerboa/Steve if you are going to Berlin PM me the dates I might tag along too.

[Peterpack]

In most saunaclubs including Atremis (though seen ipads openly used at Oceans) using a phone or ipad that has a camera is not allowed, except for by reception area, this is to stop illicit filming, if you would get bored at perving at lots of naked girls maybe take a book or newspaper lol.

That's  what i mean mate. I would want something to take my mind off all the nekkid girls!

They should have some arcade games, pool table, darts (maybe not darts, lol), table soccer etc

I might consider actually having a workout

Another question. There is legit massage available isn;t there ? but it's by men ? do you have to pay for it ?

[Jerboa]

That's  what i mean mate. I would want something to take my mind off all the nekkid girls!

They should have some arcade games, pool table, darts (maybe not darts, lol), table soccer etc

I might consider actually having a workout

Another question. There is legit massage available isn;t there ? but it's by men ? do you have to pay for it ?

Yes there is massage available, that you pay for.

[Ben4454]

Personally I didn't like the idea of some man putting his hands on me and paying for it as well.

A pool table would be a good touch. There were two things I did which helped me get away from it all - hiding in the corner with a tea and magazine in the bar next to the hot tub section and pretending to be asleep at the bottom of the stairs (there were cushions and a bit of a lounge area)

My tips are if you go to Artemis it seems to pick up at around 9PM although after 9PM you get the typical lads who go in like you'd see on a night out in a town. Before then it seemed a tiny bit more low energy which was good. Although if you do not mind that I noticed some hotter girls did come in around that time on the weekend..

I recommened Kurfurstenstrabe during the day rather than night. At night there were at least 10 pimps visible. They all seemed to be bulgarians/roms all though they seemed harmless enough. The selection of girls was limited. I mean there were plenty of girls but they all seemed of dark coloured bulg/roms. When I went on a rainy sunday during the day the selection was better than a saturday night. Ended up fucking some cute blonde girl in one of the porn cabins. Although be aware if you want to fuck in a porn cabin add 5 euros to the charge because this is how much it is to start the video.
 So I assume anything up to around 10pm is the best time to go. If you look on youtube at some of the videos which are shot during the day you will see what I mean. Although on my next trip to Berlin I will test this and report back.

And lastely just to confirm Wankings thoughts there are girls who stand in tiergarten. I found two girls who seemed much older than the other streets. I assume this is where the older girls stand. One was in stockings traditional hooker gear and the other just seemed like a milf.

I did see other Girls stand near the park. I did see a handful of them taking guys into the park. One suggested we fuck in a bush which was visible to all the drivers and people walking past. classy.

Just some more advice: Do not be afraid to reject them. Be polite and say no thank you. If you are quite a passive person you will be stopped and these girls are quite persistent. I found myself laughing while this hooker would not let me walk past... she then took me by the arm and into the porn cabin.. she raised her prices back up and it took me 10 minutes to get out again. It was a funny experience.