Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.




Author Topic: artemis review  (Read 1216 times)

Offline Ben4454


Artemis is the bomb. Just think about all those hot girls in the club you wanted to fuck -  in Artemis there is at least 40-50 roaming around in little to nothing or some enticing lingerie. It could have been more as girls were changing. Upon first stepping into the establishment I had to take a step back and absorb the scene. 10 years into punting this only happened on my first punt - I was unable to punt for the first hour because I was so overwhelmed. I had hot girls approaching me to fuck and it was hard to say no on many occasions. In 6 hours I was approached 40-50 times.

 It felt like a nightclub but the girls approach the men and try to seduce them into a punt. The bad thing about Artemis Is you cannot regulate the approaches. As in once you have punted girls still come upto you which can be annoying at times Some girls would not take no for an answer. I noticed catty play from some of the girls because I said no to them. For example one girl shouting at me because I said I was recovering and she shouted 'i never offered to fuck you...'
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Ben4454

Another girl tried to use a jealousy plotline on me which I had seen from my old pua days. When I saw this it was gorilla war fair and I did the same back to them for entertainment. Apart from this Artemis was awesome. I had three punts with three gorgeous girls. They were all 9s.

Tatiana - dark haired model looking girl. Service wise opted for owo which was included in the 60 euro charge. I hadn't cum in 2 weeks and banged her for 15 minutes before cumming. A lot of fake moans but didn't care at that point. Service wise it was good. I let them approach me for the simple reason that I believed the service had a better chance of being good with a girl who approaches you. I looked for body language signs of attraction. I broke this rule with the next punt which meant a bad punt.

Blonde long hair stunner - forgot her name. I approached her and she had a 'bad look on her face when walking up to the room with me which was a sign I should have aborted. Always talk to the girl for 10 minutes before punting in fkks to guage their attitude.  got into the room and after 5 licks tried to decline
 owo because my dick was too shiny. Typical Romanian technique. Got passed that and she rode me to the finish but the punt was not as good as Tatiana.

Dark haired cute girl - she approached me last. Opted for a blow job only. Good service with a climatic ending. Although I felt she was working upto it from the beggining with those plotlines.

The basic info has been ommited because you can get them from other reviews. Considering going again tomorrow and not picking up a street girl.  Only thing is after 5 the rowdier groups came in which didn't
Bother me



Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Jerboa

We must of walk past each other, I had half hour punt at 3pm and hour at 5pm, never mind, at least you had a good time, it can be overwhelming first time at a saunaclub, don't worry about the girls getting stroppy, it's all a game, don't let them take the piss. You must of left around 9pm, that's early, the club starts picking up around then.

Offline Peterpack

Thanks for the review mate, i'm really looking forward to my Artemis visits when i go to Berlin

If there's 40 to 50 girls on the floor, how many rooms are there in total ?

Offline Peterpack

I do have a question, on the Artemis, wikipedia page, it says

alcoholic beverages are limited to 3 drinks per customer

Does that mean it's the limit of complimentary drinks with your 80 euros entry ?

Can you buy as many drinks as you want ?

Offline Jerboa

Thanks for the review mate, i'm really looking forward to my Artemis visits when i go to Berlin

If there's 40 to 50 girls on the floor, how many rooms are there in total ?

I've never counted them, but many upstairs, a few down in the basement by the kino, and a few outside by the pool, last night even a 3am there was a queue for the rooms.

Online Steve2

Glad that you enjoyed it guys

I had to suffer 4 hrs at Airport girls yesterday

Only 4 other guys and the normal 7-8 girls

I was even offered a 4 some with 3 of the girls as I was so handsome!!  (or it was so quiet)

I met the "spanish" girl too Jerboa and Gary was right. An absolutely super girl with huge natural tits on a small frame who was willing to go the extra mile.

A good end to a very good trip

Insomnia was crazy again in a very good way

Offline oring123

Steve 2
 i know its been said before but which in your view are the places to vist on which day of a
wednesday /thursday/friday 3 day vist
thank you o.ring
Banning reason: Previously banned (306)

Online Steve2

Steve 2
 i know its been said before but which in your view are the places to vist on which day of a
wednesday /thursday/friday 3 day vist
thank you o.ring

This week I did

Airport Girls on Wednesday .OK, busy with 10-12 guys

Insomnia on Thursday . Great

Airport girls on Friday . Excellent, not for the faint hearted. Just 5 guys and 7-8 girls

Offline Wanking

The bad thing about Artemis Is you cannot regulate the approaches. As in once you have punted girls still come upto you which can be annoying at times Some girls would not take no for an answer. I noticed catty play from some of the girls because I said no to them. For example one girl shouting at me because I said I was recovering and she shouted 'i never offered to fuck you...'

I hate that over pushy bullshit.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Glad you enjoyed Artemis better Ben, even with some of the surly attitude.

Just picking up on three of the other posts here -

Steve - glad you are enjoying your latest pilgrimage  :hi:

Peter - Don't believe alcohol is limited but you may want to limit yourself. It is Eur 10 for 400ml of lager. You buy drinks tokens at Reception.

And for wbo asked where on which days, Insomnia on a Thursday.

 :drinks:




Offline Peterpack

Thanks Mr Brightside, i don't want to get 'mortal' but want to have a few drinks to be buzzing and settle the nerves

I do have another silly question. I've checked out the 360 degree tour on their website, so have a good idea of the layout. Is the Gym really for people to have workouts ? or do people have sex in the gym ? The cinema isnt what i was expecting, it';s basically a communal room for sex with a big screen. I was hoping for a more classical cinema setup .

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Thanks Mr Brightside, i don't want to get 'mortal' but want to have a few drinks to be buzzing and settle the nerves

I do have another silly question. I've checked out the 360 degree tour on their website, so have a good idea of the layout. Is the Gym really for people to have workouts ? or do people have sex in the gym ? The cinema isnt what i was expecting, it';s basically a communal room for sex with a big screen. I was hoping for a more classical cinema setup .

I didn't see anyone working out in either way in the gym! Fairly small and along a corridor as I remember.

Think there are 2 know kino areas but they are as you describe sadly.

Offline Wanking

Ole gym looks awright. You could actually manage a decent workout with what they have there. http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/gallery/fitness-room/?langswitch_lang=en

Offline Jerboa

Thanks Mr Brightside, i don't want to get 'mortal' but want to have a few drinks to be buzzing and settle the nerves

I do have another silly question. I've checked out the 360 degree tour on their website, so have a good idea of the layout. Is the Gym really for people to have workouts ? or do people have sex in the gym ? The cinema isnt what i was expecting, it';s basically a communal room for sex with a big screen. I was hoping for a more classical cinema setup .

The gym is not for sex, I've seen some girls working out there before they start work.

Guys your reports from Berlin , Artemis and Insomnia have made me finally get my diary in order , all booked up for December 2 nights this trip Wednesday - Friday !
All I gotta do is decide where to go .
Some of you guys should work for the Berlin tourist board you are that good lol

Offline Jerboa

Guys your reports from Berlin , Artemis and Insomnia have made me finally get my diary in order , all booked up for December 2 nights this trip Wednesday - Friday !
All I gotta do is decide where to go .
Some of you guys should work for the Berlin tourist board you are that good lol

Yes we should get paid by them lol, so if you're going Wednesday, Thursday back home Friday, I'd suggest doing Artemis Wednesday, then Insomnia on Thursday.

Tour guide now mind reader as well . That's exactly the palm Jerboa ...hoping I bump into your huge titled friend Jenna at Artemis .!

Offline Jerboa

Tour guide now mind reader as well . That's exactly the palm Jerboa ...hoping I bump into your huge titled friend Jenna at Artemis .!

Well you can't miss her, those tits enter the room before she does.  :D

Haha so I see , they look monsters ...can't wait it to get involved .
Insomnia is going to be off the charts I imagine , not seen anything this place before , the reports make it sound amazing .

What is the dress code for guys on a Thursday night?

Offline Jerboa

Haha so I see , they look monsters ...can't wait it to get involved .
Insomnia is going to be off the charts I imagine , not seen anything this place before , the reports make it sound amazing .

What is the dress code for guys on a Thursday night?

The dress code is relaxed on Thursdays, usually black boxer shorts or similar.

Offline Ben4454

Jerboa when are you back in Berlin ? I think next time we'll have to meet up before we go in.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Online Steve2

Yes we should get paid by them lol, so if you're going Wednesday, Thursday back home Friday, I'd suggest doing Artemis Wednesday, then Insomnia on Thursday.

And if you can manage it, Airport Girls on Friday before catching your flight home :)

Steve , haha like your thinking ....not sure that will be on the agenda ....fucked springs to mind lol

Offline Jerboa

Jerboa when are you back in Berlin ? I think next time we'll have to meet up before we go in.

I'm thinking about a return in new year.




Latest media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)