I think she was my first punt. She was definitely almost my last!
As others have said, her profile photos are at best... very old. From time to time, she crops up on a search and I've noticed photos that simply can't be her. Being generous, the photos are quite a few years old and a LOT of pies ago.
At one point, she'd put a set of photos up that were obviously taken by pointing a crap camera at an old TV. You could see the lines in the TV picture and the edge of the TV set.
When I saw her, she opened the door and my first thought was 'who the hell are you?' It crossed my mind that she'd got her mother opening the door for her.
You know what it's like though when you arrive somewhere expecting a punt. Your brain doesn't work and you just want to shag. So, I decided that for £30 for an hour, I hould have expected some catch.
Upstairs, she uses small room with just an old TV playing even older porn films (probably playing her old profile photos) and has nastly looking matress on the floor. She doesn't hang about. In seconds she'd stripped down to her underwear and sat next to me. She was okay to talk to, but when you find out that her conversation is the high point of the visit, you know you aren't going back.
At first, she seemed to be trying to test to see if she could pull my knob off. She wasn't exactly gentle. She just yanked at it. Then she tried another technique, which could only be described as weird. You've seen a barmaid trying to pull the very last pint out of an empty barrel in the pub rather than go and change it. That's what she seemed to be trying.
I quickly got her to lay on her back and I played with her for a while. I was going to try otal on her but the smell put me off before I even got very close. It was so bad it made me think about putting a condom on my finger just to play with her.
Eventually I decided that as I was there I might as well shag her.
I fucked her doggy style as it's probably her best view.
She was a shit punt and I've learned my lesson. She's a terrible shag and you really dont want her getting hold of your knob.
She may only have been charging £30 for an hour (one pop only though) but she isn't wort it. You'll just sit in the car on the way back thinking..... 'shit.... I should have paid a bit more and seen someone better.' When it takes several washes to get the smell off your hands, you know you shouldn't have been there in the first place. The trouble is.... when the balls are full, the brain is empty and it's like wearing beer goggles. We see women we'd normally only expect to see on display in a circus and think.... oh well.... i'm here now so I might as well. Then we spend the journey back vowing never to be so stupid. (Until it happens next time).
Even at her low price, she's one to avoid at all costs.
Topic: Miss Kerry Ripley, Derbyshire (Read 2934 times)
