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Author Topic: Miss Kerry Ripley, Derbyshire  (Read 1999 times)


2 review(s) for MISS.KERRY (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline btb62

This is an historic review on a punt that took place about 2 years ago. I doubt it will be any different now.

https://www.adultwork.com/1421630 or https://www.adultwork.com/MISS%2EKERRY

I couldn't resist the £30 for a full hour with English WG. The AW profile says 32 years old and the photo looks OK, and decent feedback.

I found the place all right though a little out of the way, small narrow street with lots of cramped terraced houses made parking difficult. I should have turned and walked away when she opened the door, but you know how it is. She looked at least 20 years older than her photo and had a large hanging belly, not my type at all. The room wasn't clean, she wasn't fresh and there was a small tv playing porn. It was all wrong. Seemed like she just used the premises for work.

We did the deed on a mattress on the floor, why oh why did I attempt RO. All I could do was try to produce as much saliva as possible to overcome the unpleasant taste. Why didn't I just tell her she had a smelly minge and put the condom on fuck her. I did do that eventually though and finished up by fucking her like the old pro she was. She was friendly enough, nothing wrong with her attitude or personality, but for reasons already mentioned not the usual sort of WG I see.

After leaving I went to the first shop and bought a sugary fizzy drink to refresh my mouth and get the taste of her minge away. Once home it was loads of mouthwash.

The surprising thing now is that she still has decent amount of positive AW feedback. I don't get it.



2 review(s) found for MISS.KERRY linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Owwhatanight

Totally agree with your review.

One of my early punts around 2008 and she looked just as you described back then. Still using the same photos now. I was shocked to see such a large lady compared to profile shots but I cannot complain of her hygiene or service then. Like you I was tied with pay half hour get half hour free.
 :wackogirl:

Offline Taggart

Oh come on. What do you expect for £30????? It's street hooker prices....
Up side I guess, is she wasnt Romanian  :lol:
As for the 'no phone credit' shit......

Offline twiglet

I've always been tempted but always assumed there's some kind of catch.

Thanks for the review, save a lot of us a few quid. Even if it's a smaller amount it's not worth it by the sound of it.

Offline Owwhatanight

Oh come on. What do you expect for £30????? It's street hooker prices....
Up side I guess, is she wasnt Romanian  :lol:
As for the 'no phone credit' shit......
.

Taggarts correct ! For £30 you cannot go wrong if on a budget. Cut according to you cloth they say.
 :hi:

Offline btb62

Agreed.

Also just goes to show AW feedback means nothing.

This is an historic review on a punt that took place about 2 years ago. I doubt it will be any different now.

https://www.adultwork.com/1421630 or https://www.adultwork.com/MISS%2EKERRY

I couldn't resist the £30 for a full hour with English WG. The AW profile says 32 years old and the photo looks OK, and decent feedback.

I found the place all right though a little out of the way, small narrow street with lots of cramped terraced houses made parking difficult. I should have turned and walked away when she opened the door, but you know how it is. She looked at least 20 years older than her photo and had a large hanging belly, not my type at all. The room wasn't clean, she wasn't fresh and there was a small tv playing porn. It was all wrong. Seemed like she just used the premises for work.

We did the deed on a mattress on the floor, why oh why did I attempt RO. All I could do was try to produce as much saliva as possible to overcome the unpleasant taste. Why didn't I just tell her she had a smelly minge and put the condom on fuck her. I did do that eventually though and finished up by fucking her like the old pro she was. She was friendly enough, nothing wrong with her attitude or personality, but for reasons already mentioned not the usual sort of WG I see.

After leaving I went to the first shop and bought a sugary fizzy drink to refresh my mouth and get the taste of her minge away. Once home it was loads of mouthwash.

+++++++ The surprising thing now is that she still has decent amount of positive AW feedback. I don't get it.++++++++

Different horses for different courses, my friend. I'm still tempted to give her a go!!


2 review(s) found for MISS.KERRY linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Iloveoral

As said, for the price.... You can't expect too much, £30 is a steal though haha

I think she was my first punt. She was definitely almost my last!
As others have said, her profile photos are at best... very old. From time to time, she crops up on a search and I've noticed photos that simply can't be her. Being generous, the photos are quite a few years old and a LOT of pies ago.

At one point, she'd put a set of photos up that were obviously taken by pointing a crap camera at an old TV. You could see the lines in the TV picture and the edge of the TV set.
When I saw her, she opened the door and my first thought was 'who the hell are you?' It crossed my mind that she'd got her mother opening the door for her.
You know what it's like though when you arrive somewhere expecting a punt. Your brain doesn't work and you just want to shag. So, I decided that for £30 for an hour, I hould have expected some catch.
Upstairs, she uses small room with just an old TV playing even older porn films (probably playing her old profile photos) and has nastly looking matress on the floor. She doesn't hang about. In seconds she'd stripped down to her underwear and sat next to me. She was okay to talk to, but when you find out that her conversation is the high point of the visit, you know you aren't going back.
At first, she seemed to be trying to test to see if she could pull my knob off.  She wasn't exactly gentle. She just yanked at it. Then she tried another technique, which could only be described as weird. You've seen a barmaid trying to pull the very last pint out of an empty barrel in the pub rather than go and change it. That's what she seemed to be trying.
I quickly got her to lay on her back and I played with her for a while. I was going to try otal on her but the smell put me off before I even got very close. It was so bad it made me think about putting a condom on my finger just to play with her.
Eventually I decided that as I was there I might as well shag her.  :scare:
I fucked her doggy style as it's probably her best view.
She was a shit punt and I've learned my lesson. She's a terrible shag and you really dont want her getting hold of your knob.

She may only have been charging £30 for an hour (one pop only though) but she isn't wort it. You'll just sit in the car on the way back thinking..... 'shit.... I should have paid a bit more and seen someone better.'  When it takes several washes to get the smell off your hands, you know you shouldn't have been there in the first place. The trouble is.... when the balls are full, the brain is empty and it's like wearing beer goggles. We see women we'd normally only expect to see on display in a circus and think.... oh well.... i'm here now so I might as well. Then we spend the journey back vowing never to be so stupid. (Until it happens next time).

Even at her low price, she's one to avoid at all costs.

Offline Dipper

Agree with all negatives here.

Rarely say this but don't even consider this other than as a total last resort for possibly a h/j.

Second thoughts.....NO.




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