Little Katie – Unreliable, Disorganised & Comtemptible Comms

[Lz-129]

I`m not afraid

You fucking should be, I have zero respect for zero reviews! You ain't no fucking punter you lying piece of shit!

[cockneybstrd]

You need to be fucking careful my friend, I am not "having fun" any more

Fucking hell this is turning into a comedy classic

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[Johny Stone]

You fucking should be, I have zero respect for zero reviews! You ain't no fucking punter you lying piece of shit!

This is the second time you are coming at me for this prossie.
My reviews are not your problem. Your language and behaviour against punters is.
I feel sorry for you, you choosed to out me for a piece of arse. Congratulations.

[timstella]

Oh dear, timstella what do you have to say, abuse and threats and intimidation of another punter 

Well it is true that I posted that to him. This was a private exchange away from ukp. He has previously been trying to get punting advice from me in a sycophantic manner. I have a series of crawling PMs that I can forward to Admin. He previously posted a review of Katie which was ludicrous in its fluffiness saying that the 'Angel' had changed his life. I believe he misrepresented his experience with Katie in a way that was bound to be interpreted in a damaging way, and I believe he did this in order deliberately to do damage.
What I meant by the ukp bully crowd was not intended as an attack on ukp but at the element that was described as 'trolling for sport' this morning. One of these is not even a punter in any sense.
Clearly I have been hung out to dry in the hope that I will get banned.

[Lz-129]

This is the second time you are coming at me for this prossie.
My reviews are not your problem. Your language and behaviour against punters is.
I feel sorry for you, you choosed to out me for a piece of arse. Congratulations.

Daft cow, I know full well who you are you fucking slut, now fuck off

[cueball]

Brilliant, not often us northern lads venture into the south but this thread has my attention, I can see swords, chops, retorts, tongue lashings, bans, threats and defences.

All this bickering over a lass

Keep me chuckling lads n lasses, it's way better than the tele

[timstella]

And I agree, regardless of the outcome, that this is comedy gold of a kind

[cockneybstrd]

You need to be fucking careful my friend, I am not "having fun" any more

Well this sounds like a threat and your now claiming Stoney is a bird

[Lz-129]

Well this sounds like a threat and your now claiming Stoney is a bird

Of Corse she's a bird, no reviews = a prossie

Is that so hard to understand???

[cockneybstrd]

Well it is true that I posted that to him. This was a private exchange away from ukp. He has previously been trying to get punting advice from me in a sycophantic manner. I have a series of crawling PMs that I can forward to Admin. He previously posted a review of Katie which was ludicrous in its fluffiness saying that the 'Angel' had changed his life. I believe he misrepresented his experience with Katie in a way that was bound to be interpreted in a damaging way, and I believe he did this in order deliberately to do damage.
What I meant by the ukp bully crowd was not intended as an attack on ukp but at the element that was described as 'trolling for sport' this morning. One of these is not even a punter in any sense.
Clearly I have been hung out to dry in the hope that I will get banned.

Thats all very well but you havent answered the question ? How did you have his number and did you really claim you would ensure that he couldnt see some other pro ?

[Lz-129]

Thats all very well but you havent answered the question ? How did you have his number and did you really claim you would ensure that he couldnt see some other pro ?

Fuck me, he threw his number at me in order to arrange a meet, well after July too when he said he had enough, don't you lot remember his fluffy review back then?

[cockneybstrd]

Of Corse she's a bird, no reviews = a prossie

Is that so hard to understand???

So everyone with no reviews is a prossie ?

By the way is your invite to kick the shit out of people open to everyone ?

[Lz-129]

So everyone with no reviews is a prossie ?

By the way is your invite to kick the shit out of people open to everyone ?

Yes and er... Yes

[cockneybstrd]

Fuck me, he threw his number at me in order to arrange a meet, well after July too when he said he had enough, don't you lot remember his fluffy review back then?

No as I was on sabbatical from UK Punting and no one asked how you had the number it was TimStella I was asking how he had the number

[hendrix]

So everyone with no reviews is a prossie ?

By the way is your invite to kick the shit out of people open to everyone ?

I really hope this is true, as I've always fancied James999 

[timstella]

Thats all very well but you havent answered the question ? How did you have his number and did you really claim you would ensure that he couldnt see some other pro ?

He had my number because he wanted to meet me and had chatted to me a bit in the past, mainly about how I could help him get girls to be more compliant. It was quite friendly actually and he signed off last time with 'we must have a beer' if I am allowed I would quite like to post some of the exchanges. As far as the other girl is concerned I believe that if she knew what had happened she would not be willing to see this guy again. I was very angry with him, for being an underhand shit, not because this thread is about Katie.

[Lz-129]

No as I was on sabbatical from UK Punting and no one asked how you had the number it was TimStella I was asking how he had the number

And I was saying, he chucked his number at who ever would listen to his shite, he couldn't wait

[Lz-129]

To be clear, out of the blue, tallyho offered his number in my inbox and wanted to meet that weekend

I turned it down

[JEH7376]

I really hope this is true, as I've always fancied James999 

Hahaha

[timstella]

I hope I don't get banned, but of course that is up to admin.

[JEH7376]

Fuck me, he threw his number at me in order to arrange a meet

Which of you was the punter and which one the SP in this setup?

[timstella]

Which of you was the punter and which one the SP in this setup?

Haha, good one!

[SamLP]

Which of you was the punter and which one the SP in this setup?

We will never know but we can probably guess he will be the dom if it was a bdsm meet.

[yorkshire123]

Fuck me, he threw his number at me in order to arrange a meet, well after July too when he said he had enough, don't you lot remember his fluffy review back then?

Yes I remember it well & I believe I gave him the classic anti fluffy welcoming much to the annoyance of the fan-club. It was deleted & if I remember rightly re-posted & left alone.

Its not unusual for a newbie to come on here all fluffed up & think that it is OK to post such tripe but in my opinion this guy learned quite quickly of what was acceptable & what wasn't.

[Little Katie]

I really hope this is true, as I've always fancied James999 

I too have always had a romantic curiosity for james999. He is at the top of my bucket list. James.. Call me.. 

[cockneybstrd]

He had my number because he wanted to meet me and had chatted to me a bit in the past, mainly about how I could help him get girls to be more compliant. It was quite friendly actually and he signed off last time with 'we must have a beer' if I am allowed I would quite like to post some of the exchanges. As far as the other girl is concerned I believe that if she knew what had happened she would not be willing to see this guy again. I was very angry with him, for being an underhand shit, not because this thread is about Katie.

The thing is he told the truth about the condoms and so did Little Kate and I dont think anyone really thought anything of it. James999 was having a little bit of fun doing some winding up of the Fan Club

I dont undestand why you so very angry with him ?

[JEH7376]

Yes I remember it well & I believe I gave him the classic anti fluffy welcoming much to the annoyance of the fan-club. It was deleted & if I remember rightly re-posted & left alone.

Its not unusual for a newbie to come on here all fluffed up & think that it is OK to post such tripe but in my opinion this guy learned quite quickly of what was acceptable & what wasn't.

This whole affair has helped clarify my thinking RE your thread on offtopic, mate

[Cuntminion]

Well it is true that I posted that to him. This was a private exchange away from ukp. He has previously been trying to get punting advice from me in a sycophantic manner. I have a series of crawling PMs that I can forward to Admin. He previously posted a review of Katie which was ludicrous in its fluffiness saying that the 'Angel' had changed his life. I believe he misrepresented his experience with Katie in a way that was bound to be interpreted in a damaging way, and I believe he did this in order deliberately to do damage.
What I meant by the ukp bully crowd was not intended as an attack on ukp but at the element that was described as 'trolling for sport' this morning. One of these is not even a punter in any sense.
Clearly I have been hung out to dry in the hope that I will get banned.

A don't care how the other person behaves if you say you sent those messages fucking disgrace

[timstella]

I concede that I overreacted. I was angry at the insinuations that came later that Katie might be offering or testing an offer of bareback. I believe this came as a result of taleyho's post and that h knew it would, which of course I can't prove.
I have sent one of his crawling and impossibly brown nosing PMs to me to admin

[cockneybstrd]

I concede that I overreacted. I was angry at the insinuations that came later that Katie might be offering or testing an offer of bareback. I believe this came as a result of taleyho's post and that h knew it would, which of course I can't prove.
I have sent one of his crawling and impossibly brown nosing PMs to me to admin

What I dont get is why you sent those messages this morning before the devil himself started his bareback wind up of the fan club.

You would have to have a very clouded judgement and one could say biased judgement to take what Tally said about the condoms as an apparent attack on LK to discredit her on here

To be honest I actually feel very sorry for her as well she is going through some kind of personal tragedy and her professional reputation is being tarnished by the behaviour of those that claim to be on her side her own fan club

[Cuntminion]

I concede that I overreacted. I was angry at the insinuations that came later that Katie might be offering or testing an offer of bareback. I believe this came as a result of taleyho's post and that h knew it would, which of course I can't prove.
I have sent one of his crawling and impossibly brown nosing PMs to me to admin

Not a justification really is it

07:06 "You are a total cunt"
water off a ducks back really kid shit that

09:52 "Unless you make amends I will personally make sure you never see XXXX again.  You are a spinless shit who is trying to be part of the ukp bully crowd.  You are lying about Katie and have clearly done damage."

disgusting behaviour

[timstella]

What I dont get is why you sent those messages this morning before the devil himself started his bareback wind up of the fan club.

You would have to have a very clouded judgement and one could say biased judgement to take what Tally said about the condoms as an apparent attack on LK to discredit her on here

To be honest I actually feel very sorry for her as well she is going through some kind of personal tragedy and her professional reputation is being tarnished by the behaviour of those that claim to be on her side her own fan club

I have no problem with what you are posting. I overreacted, because I suspected and still suspect that taleyho was underhand.

[Bigus Dickus]

I too have always had a romantic curiosity for james999. He is at the top of my bucket list. James.. Call me.. 

Fuck me! If you bang James999 in the final chapter of your book, that'll be an exclusive! 

[timstella]

Not a justification really is it

07:06 "You are a total cunt"
water off a ducks back really kid shit that

09:52 "Unless you make amends I will personally make sure you never see XXXX again.  You are a spinless shit who is trying to be part of the ukp bully crowd.  You are lying about Katie and have clearly done damage."

disgusting behaviour

If you say so. Again there is more to this than meets the eye, but I am not defending myself.

[JEH7376]

Fuck me! If you bang James999 in the final chapter of your book, that'll be an exclusive! 

Hahahahaha

[stevedave]

I too have always had a romantic curiosity for james999. He is at the top of my bucket list. James.. Call me.. 

But Katie, if he does will you answer the phone?  joking 

Blimey, I'd not looked at this thread today. Glad I have now, have had a right good chuckle before heading to bed!

What with this and USH's "review", I don't think I've ever spent as much time browsing the SW sections!

[cockneybstrd]

I am seriously fucked off now. this thread distracted me from cashing out my bet i have lost out on close to a monkey

i shall take LZ to the small claims court over this

[JEH7376]

If you say so. Again there is more to this than meets the eye, but I am not defending myself.

Fancy a fight with lz?

I'm not sure it would solve owt but the prefight buildup would have us all in stitches

[JEH7376]

I am seriously fucked off now. this thread distracted me from cashing out my bet i have lost out on close to a monkey

i shall take LZ to the small claims court over this

Is a monkey more than a pony or less?

[shagbambi]

Fluffies tripping over each other and falling on their bushy tails...

[timstella]

Is a monkey more than a pony or less?

Quite a bit more than a pony, me old mukka 

[cockneybstrd]

Is a monkey more than a pony or less?

more a monkey is 500 quid i am fucking steaming about this

[cueball]

What with this and USH's "review", I don't think I've ever spent as much time browsing the SW sections!

Hey up pal, should we have a busmans holiday darn sarf and podge LK, if it don't work out we can have a sight seeing tour in your horse n cart, we'll make quite a sight with our flat caps n wippets

[smiths]

Fluffies tripping over each other and falling on their bushy tails...

Indeed, what an absolute bunch of cunts.

[Cuntminion]

Fancy a fight with lz?

I'm not sure it would solve owt but the prefight buildup would have us all in stitches

I imagine this is him right , seriously giving a mouse mat what for
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[James999]

I too have always had a romantic curiosity for james999. He is at the top of my bucket list. James.. Call me..

You'd have so much fun that it wouldn't be fair to the others clammering to see you, just post a pic of your arse instead 

[yorkshire123]

I am seriously fucked off now. this thread distracted me from cashing out my bet i have lost out on close to a monkey

i shall take LZ to the small claims court over this

Fuck your lost monkey, I got the early night eyes & pissed her right off when I pointed out where the new battery's were.

[timstella]

Fluffies tripping over each other and falling on their bushy tails...

If you want to see fluffy, you should read some of taleyho's PMs to me which continued long after his change of tune on here, as pointed out by Yorkshire.

[Cuntminion]

Quite a bit more than a pony, me old mukka 

If you don't get for being a wanker (just accept trying to be fluff pimp is wankerish behaviour )

Rise above it if the same happen s again or don't engage people on a private level ie pm if you can't fathom that at some point you may not always agree

[Bangers and Gash]

The last time I enjoyed a topic this much was Westie barebacking a pro$$ie in a jacuzzi full of champers. Bravo! Comedy gold.