I recently got back from Berlin last week, I did a Thursday & Friday there, considered going to a party one of the days, but didn't bother this time, will do Insomnia on my next trip, spent two days at
External Link/Members OnlySo got to Berlin-Schönefeld on a early morning flight, to early for check in at my hotel, so got train up to the centre, you can buy a tageskarte (day ticket) for €6.90, which gives you travel on S-bahn, U-bahn, trams and buses in zone A,B, and did the sight seeing, Brandenburg gate and the Reichstag, nice pleasant and sunny day, got to 1pm so I headed to my hotel in Hohenzollerndamm, which is not far from Artemis, checked in and jumped on the S-bahn to Westkreuz stn, the club is a 5 minute walk away.
Arrived at 2pm, the friendly receptionist got me a robe and locker key, as I paid €80 entry, then took a shower and put my cash in the valuables locker before taking a wander around the club, there was already a nice selection of girls about, I got a drink from the bar and went and sat down on a sofa, relaxed and took in the scene, a few girls one by one did approach me, but I was certainly not in any rush, even though it was still early there was a nice selection, but first my stomach needed filling, so popped next door to the dinning area for a spot of breakfast.
Back in the lounge got another drink, as I did I spotted
External Link/Members Only she's a well known German lady at Artemis, not hard to spot her, she has the blonde barbie look, mid 30's, fake lips, butt implants and gigantic huge 1500cc silicone tits!!!!!!!! Some say the Bundespost have given Jenna's tits their own post code.
Well I was definitely going to take Jenna just to get my mits on her crazy tits, but before I did that I nonchalantly relaxed by the bar taking in the sights, until I couldn't take it anymore, and approached Jenna, nice girl speaks good English, we took a seat at one of the sofas, so we could have a chat, in the clubs you don't have to take the girl to a room in 10 seconds of meeting, if they do insist very quickly then they're probably hustlers, but on the other hand don't chat to a girl for half a hour then tell her you don't want to go room. So had a interview and she ticked all the boxes, wasn't long until we went upstairs to the room.
Jenna 1 hourThe rooms at Artemis are very good, fair size and most have mirrors, as a first session with a girl I usually stick to a half hour, but not this time, I was like the proverbial kid in a sweetie shop, Jenna DFK's, was happy for me to play with her huge boobs, they are hard and firm but her nipples are still responsive and get hard, boob smothering was crazy, I was down there so long I nearly ran out of air, now Jenna is a blowjob expert, and knows what to do, deep throat and ball licking, I was loving it, there was no rush to get through quick and out the door as some girls do, Jenna took her time sucking me, and was happy and responsive to my directions, I had to try tit fucking these monster boobies, so out came the baby oil, I wasn't sure if I needed crampons and climbing rope to ascend the summit, but I managed it, a unique but fun experience, more oral was given then on with a rubber, did cowgirl first, Jenna's boobs were right in my face, or squeezed against my chest, did doggy, she has butt implants so nice arse to hold onto, great view in the large mirror on the wall, then to mish, her legs over my shoulder as I grabbed hold of her boobs, lots of kissing, shot my load wow! Still had 10 mins left, we relaxed on the bed and had a chat.
Jenna Isn't a hustler who tries to get you done as quick as possible, she told me she has many regulars that visit, and only works midday to midnight, she must earn well, as later in the evening she was busy, and not seen much in the lounge, very nice personality and not a hard nosed prossie, gives a very professional service, in fact Jenna is one of my best fkk girls, she also does CIM and anal for extra, (€50-€100) paid her €120 back down at the money lockers then had some dinner.
It was around 7pm by the time I'd finished dinner, back in the lounge there were plenty of new girls, some very tidy looking, lots of fake boobs and tattoos, I took my time having a wander around and chatting to a few girls, they were insisting we go to a room even though I just eaten.
Malia half hour There was a bunch of Romanian girls sat at one of the sofas in the middle of the lounge, I got talking to one, her name was Malia or it could of been Amelia, she was a hot looking tanned blonde, with a cheeky personality, we spent quite a while joking and taking the piss, so took her to a room after a while, had a good session with Malia, OWO and sex in various positions, and no upselling.
After the session with Malia, I relaxed down in the wellness area, they have a swimming pool, two saunas, hamman, cold plunge pool, a small bar, sex kino and a gym, I had a paddle in the pool, then went for a Finnish sauna, it's nice to relax and not be rushed to session again, though some girls do wander down there to tempt the guys.
Jenna 1 hourIt was about 11pm, I was back in the lounge, place was busy now, lots of hot girls to pick from, but I spotted Jenna back at the bar, those massive tits had a magnetic effect on me, I had to take her again, so off we went to a room again, just as the first session Jenna was great, she sucked me off for a good 30mins, I was loving it, played with her massive tits again, and shagged in several positions.
Went back to the lounge, had a drink and rest, still lots of girls about, I had a mental list in my head of 4-5 girls I liked the look of, one of who was called Vegas, a hot tall Russian blonde barbie doll with large fake tits lips and tattoos, I had a quick chat to her, she asked me to come to a room, but I told her later as I was still recovering, where else can you deny stunning birds a shag? Any saunaclub lol.
Priscilla half hourA bit later I was ready to go room again, Vegas was with another guy, so went over to another girl on my list, another tall blonde barbie with fake tits, lips and a unusual leopard print tattoo on her back, her name was Priscilla from Germany, age probably late 20's, after a chat on a sofa, she ticked all the boxes, so off we went to a room, there was a few minutes wait for a room, place was busy, Priscilla was very good, great OWO and sex in many positions, she took a good pounding with no complaints, I must of been into her as I able to shoot my load for a fourth time!
It was fairly late now 02:30 place was still busy, and took another drink in the bar, I was knackered, it had been a long day, early flight, and was literally shagged out, so got dressed around 3am and jump in a taxi in the car park, cabby was switched on, straight back to hotel €10.
Friday I slept well, didn't get up till 1pm, got ready and off I went back to Artemis again, Hohenzollerndam S-bahn station is a short walk, it's just two stops away from Westkreuz on the Berlin ring line, then short walk to the club, arrived at 14:30 paid my €80 at reception, got changed and showered, then over to the bar, there were a fair selection of girls, but no rush, I went for some breakfast/lunch, were I bumped into Jenna, would definitely see her later, did I mention she has massive knockers?
Took a seat in the lounge with a drink, a few girls came over to tempt me, one I remember was called Amina, said she was Iranian, light brown skin, long jet black waist length hair, and good looking, she offered to go to a room, why did I say no? She was hot, I wasn't in any rush to do a first session, but maybe I should of, as later in the evening I hardly saw her in the club, maybe another punter had kidnapped her all night.
Jenna 1 hourIt wasn't till about 5pm that I fancied a first punt, thought about a couple of the girls on my list, but saw that Jenna was back in the room by the bar, would be rude not to, as I was guaranteed a great session with her, and I wasn't wrong, great first session to start the evening off, she is certainly a expert in her business.
Back in the lounge, got a drink, then noticed it was dinner time, so went for some food, which wasn't bad, choice of 2-3 hot mains, soup, salads and dessert, a punter needs to keep his strength up,
Senegal? half hourAs usual by this time of night the line up had increased, as new girls had started work, a very nice selection to pick from, earlier on I'd chatted to a Senegalese lady, forgotten her name, nice looking with slim body, about 30 yrs old, she was bubbly and a fun girl to chat to, so off to a room we went, a good session was had, expert OWO and good sex, did 69 and licked her pink pussy hole!
I needed a rest, so went downstairs to the wellness area, had a swim and paddle in the pool, then took a sauna, it's good just to relax down here on lounger, some girls do come down to tempt, but it's not to much problem, I never used the bar down there, a few guys and the odd girl were there, I guess at least down there you can have a conversation and be heard, unlike upstairs.
Penny half hourI returned to the lounge, I was loitering by the entrance, when I got talking to a Thai lady, her name was Penny, petite milf in her 30's, we got on well joking and me using some thai on her, she was fun so took her upstairs, the session was quite good, not wild but ok, she had a bit of a routine, OWO was fine and she didn't try to rush me.
Now it was late by the time I returned to the lounge, I fancied another session, preferably with one of the barbiedolls, and there were a few about, one of them I went over to talk to was Virginia, a tall busty blonde Hungarian with the barbie look, I introduced myself, and she told me her name, and then she said "ok maybe I will see you later" another guy was waiting for her nearby, fair enough but funny thing was they had a chat, but didn't go room, so Virginia shit out as I would of probably taken her, also she walk past me a few times later and ignored me, maybe it was my old spice aftershave.
Jaime half hourIt was about 2am now, I still fancied a last session, got talking to a German milf called Jaime, another blonde with fake boobs and tattoos, spoke good English and had a toned body, so off we went upstairs, another very good session, Jaime gave a good service, and didn't complain or rush, she has a cracking body to hold on to, and a great pair of fake tits, she said she has two kids, even though her pussy was tight.
I was knackered, went back to the lounge and relaxed, got chatting to a few girls, one of which was called Valeska, a half German-Mozambique young girl, pretty mixed race look with that German accent, but I was to tired to play, I ended up getting dressed just as the place closed at 5am, as I jumped in my cab a few of the girls jumped in their BMW and Mercs, their pussies are a gold mine!
But my cab driver was a dick, he took me a long way home, I don't think he did it to boost the meter, he just seemed clueless, as he had to put in the address half way there, German efficiency yeah?
ConclusionI had a very good time in Berlin, I'd planned to only do two days at Artemis, I didn't fancy a party at the time, not that I'm a shy boy, been there done it, and will probably do it again soon, I fancy going to Insomnia soon on the Thursday party. Artemis itself is a good club, up there with the big Hessen clubs, and similar set up to Palace, I was surprised I wasn't hustled a lot, maybe I was lucky, and picked the right girls, but it's usually also the way you as a punter acts, if you look like a frightened rabbit and nervous, the sharks will smell blood and start to circle.
Jenna was one main reason to visiting, should really say two main reasons lol, for a professional hooker who is obviously very popular at the club she hasn't got a shitty attitude, doesn't hustle and provides a excellent service in the room, she's a switched on lady who knows what fellas want, her model name is Nova Nice.
Bravo TV video of Artemis
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External Link/Members OnlyAnd to end the report a pic of Jenna
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