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    Author Topic: Fkk Artemis Trip (Berlin) 17th-18th September  (Read 4195 times)

    Offline Simon S

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    Great post. Thank you

    I may be going out for a few days city break in a couple of weeks

    If I want to get a duo do the girls sort out some partner suggestions? On their site a lot are paired up. Can you mix and match  :lol:

    Thanks

    Offline Jerboa

    Great post. Thank you

    I may be going out for a few days city break in a couple of weeks

    If I want to get a duo do the girls sort out some partner suggestions? On their site a lot are paired up. Can you mix and match  :lol:

    Thanks

    Threesomes aren't really my thing, because 90% of the time they are not as great as you hope, like the girls not working to hard, also girls in the clubs that ask you for threesomes are usually hustlers, they will try to get punters to go for the lesbian show, because they charge €50 extra each, so a half hour lesbian threesome in Artemis will cost you €220.
    As for selecting girls, sure you could select any two, but obviously if they hate each others guts it might be best to approach one girl, and get her to suggest a friend.

    Offline Jerboa

    Friday 14th November

    I arrived at Artemis at 11:30am, paid entry, the thekenfrau at reception wanted to look in my bag, seen this before, they check to see you don't sneak booze in, no wonder when a poxy beer is €10!

    Got changed and have a quick shower, it was still early, with not so many girls about, got a drink at the bar, a couple of girls tried to get me, spotted Jenna sat on a couch, had a quick chat to her, the afternoon is a ideal time to catch her, before she is busy later, I went to get some breakfast first, then had a wander about, got talking to a few girls, but wasn't in a rush, took a paddle in the hot tub then a sauna outside.

    Brigitta half hour
    Spotted this hot looking blonde Hungarian barbie doll down in the wellness area, was around 3pm so time to kick off, she looks hot, big fake tits, tattoos and tan. We got a room down by the basement kino, did the usual, her bbbj was decent, and a tight body to play with, sex was first in cowgirl, then doggy, Brigitta started getting stroppy with me, I was smiling, as I was enjoying the session, think she was frustrated as I hadn't cum in 5 minutes, so she started a argument with me when I asked for mish, ripped the condom off my dick and wanted to wank me off. She picked on the wrong guy, maybe she thought I was a easy to handle newbie, I stopped her, and told her straight I'm the customer, I haven't been rude to you, and I expect to be treated correctly, and it worked, she cut out the bullshit, smiled and put a new condom on, quick BJ and we did more doggy till I was ready to cum. A real shame she has a attitude, maybe the painters were in, no idea, I might of seen her again if she wasn't like that.

    Sat in the lounge for a while, and watched the goings on, fancied a crack at Jenna again, before she got busy, but she went off with another guy, had another drink and took another sauna, back in the lounge about 5pm, saw Jenna back at the bar, quick chat and off we went to a room.

    Jenna 1 hour
    As usual she was a excellent punt, does everything professionally and with a smile, no rush to get you to cum, great extensive bbbj, did some boob fucking, with her laid on her back, and her huge tits covered in oil!  :crazy: was ready to shag her, so on with the condom, we did mish first, cowgirl then doggy, asked Jenna about anal, she said she does it but not today, it's €100 extra at Artemis anyway, ended up doing mish, shooting my load! Brilliant!  :thumbsup:

    By chance it was 6pm by the time we finished, so quick shower, then to the dinning room, food was not bad, had rice and fish with veg and some salad. After dinner spent some time sat in the lounge, people watching, got asked to go room with several girls, but wasn't in any rush at the moment, had a sauna and a drink downstairs in the basement bar.

    Priscilla half hour
    The club was starting to get busy, I was ready for another session, spotted Priscilla that I'd sessioned with in September, now she is the stereotype model barbie, large fake tits, long blonde hair, collagen lips and lots of tattoos, a good session, no complaints from her even though I did her hard in several positions.

    Had a rest, a drink and another sauna, it was around 11pm by now, still plenty off time left, and the club was busy, had a few targets, Virginia was still ignoring me lol.

    Vanity half hour
    I'd chatted to a pretty looking black girl earlier, nice brown skin and big natural tits, said she was German but family from South Africa, took her downstairs to the kino, a little wait for a room, a good session with Vanity, good bbbj, and did several positions.

    Jaime half hour
    after a rest and some down time I fancied another session, had spoken to Jaime earlier, she remembered me from a previous session, sexy looking blonde German, late 20's, with medium fake tits and several tattoos, had a enjoyable session with her, ticked all the boxes.

    By now it was late, around 2am, I had to leave soon to catch the 06:30 flight back to STN, had no interest in another session, so had a drink and a seat in the lounge, left 4am and took the S-bahn from West-Kreuz, but the ring line anticlockwise was shut, so had to piss about going via U-bahn and bus to airport, nearly missed my flight, so be careful.

    Offline Peterpack

    Another great report Jerboa

    You mentioned you got there at 11.30 but had your first punt at 3pm. That seems a lot of time to spent at the place, is it that much fun to just relax ?

    How many girls approx are there around the 12noon to 1pm timeslot ?

    I generally much prefer places when they aren't so busy but i want some selection. I know i'm probably overthinking things before my first visit, just want to get all the details down :)

    Offline Jerboa

    Another great report Jerboa

    You mentioned you got there at 11.30 but had your first punt at 3pm. That seems a lot of time to spent at the place, is it that much fun to just relax ?

    How many girls approx are there around the 12noon to 1pm timeslot ?

    I generally much prefer places when they aren't so busy but i want some selection. I know i'm probably overthinking things before my first visit, just want to get all the details down :)

    Yes you're over thinking it, like I've said before, unlike other brothels around the world, there is no line up or need to select a girl as soon as you arrive at a German saunaclub, if I'm there for 18 hours no need to rush, personally I enjoy using the wellness facilities, relaxing in the lounge, chatting to girls with out having to go to a room, eating some breakfast, early afternoon there is a good selection, some girls only work daytime, others live in the club, so are about early.

    Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

    Thanks for the update Jerboa and glad you had a good time bar the 1st girl.

    Offline Ben4454

    Jerboa were there more girls after nine? I was there 6 hours. I was in the cinema room whilst guys were getting blown. I had a girl on my lap for about 20 mins whilst I chatted to her mate near the bar area. The club is overwhelming... Any horny guy will end up blowing a hole in his wallet at this place. I'm not new to punting but I was overwhelmed. Definitely going again soon armed with my knowledge.
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    Offline Jerboa

    Jerboa were there more girls after nine? I was there 6 hours. I was in the cinema room whilst guys were getting blown. I had a girl on my lap for about 20 mins whilst I chatted to her mate near the bar area. The club is overwhelming... Any horny guy will end up blowing a hole in his wallet at this place. I'm not new to punting but I was overwhelmed. Definitely going again soon armed with my knowledge.

    Yes like most saunaclubs it doesn't get going until later, that's why I was surprised you left so early, obviously it's up to you how many punts you have, you can relax, use the wellness area, or just drink and relax, but yeah it can be like being a kid in a sweety shop with all those hot naked girls about tempting you.

    Offline Ben4454

    Yes like most saunaclubs it doesn't get going until later, that's why I was surprised you left so early, obviously it's up to you how many punts you have, you can relax, use the wellness area, or just drink and relax, but yeah it can be like being a kid in a sweety shop with all those hot naked girls about tempting you.
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    Were you approached by a girl named Tatiana? I had a half hour session with her easily the hottest girl i've ever fucked.

    Have to appreciate all the advice on going to berlin instead of amsterdam!
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    Offline oring123

    is there a area and or hotel to stay in in berlin to be easy to vist the three main clubs and good for price ?
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    Offline Ben4454

    I recommend Kurfurstendamm myself. Walking distance to Kurfurstenstrabe and it cost 12 euros to get back from Artemis. Although be aware it is slightly more expensive in Kurfurstendamm - Although taxi costs around 20-25 euros (Slightly more in traffic) to get to Tegal Airport. Plus the area has a lot of shops and restaurants.

    It is about 30 minute train ride to Mitte which I visited on the Saturday and had a good sight seeing tour there. If you plan on going to a lot of museums/tours I recommend getting a welcomecard which means you can travel on the buses, trains (S Bahn) and subway (U Bahn) whenever you wish. If not just grab a day ticket on the U-Bahn. Always validate your ticket before use.
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    Online Steve2

    is there a area and or hotel to stay in in berlin to be easy to vist the three main clubs and good for price ?

    [[Link hidden, login to view]] is a good site for hotels

    Olivaer aparthotel is well priced including breakfast, guest friendly and is just off Kurfustendamm. Close to Ubahn too

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    For business travellers hotels.com gives free nights as rewards, so I tend to cash in on those.

    Online Steve2

    For business travellers hotels.com gives free nights as rewards, so I tend to cash in on those.

    Yes, I have used them a few times. Not enough yet for a free night

    Offline thekman100

    Hey Jerboa, is it 50 Euros extra for CIM in Artemis?

    Any others like Samya where it is 25?

    Offline Jerboa

    Hey Jerboa, is it 50 Euros extra for CIM in Artemis?

    Any others like Samya where it is 25?

    It is indeed, so a 30min service €60+€50 extra for CIM €110, hence why many girls want to upsell to CIM, as they double their wages, personally I don't find it VFM, and rarely CIM in clubs. Samya runs the traditional NRW price structure of €50 then €25 then €50 then €25 with extras CIM €25 anal €50, most clubs in NRW run to this structure, apart from new club Ocean and Goldentime who recently changed.

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    See this post - raid @ Artemis  :scare:   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=93040.msg1126631;topicseen#msg1126631
    Unlikely i'll be revisiting Berlin anytime soon but i did fancy another go with Jenna at some point

    Offline Jerboa

    See this post - raid @ Artemis  :scare:   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=93040.msg1126631;topicseen#msg1126631
    Unlikely i'll be revisiting Berlin anytime soon but i did fancy another go with Jenna at some point

    Well Jenna has been off work since Christmas, had some sort of accident.

    That's a shame


    Well Jenna has been off work since Christmas, had some sort of accident.






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