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Author Topic: You're a handsome man  (Read 5280 times)

Offline comaminion

A girl on a webcam once said to me "you're a sad tosser, no wonder you have to pay for sex"

She hit the nail right on the head there!

Don't worry I'm a sad tossed too
If I didn't pay going on civvy pulls I would be waiting every five years to get laid

 :cry:
Banning reason: White-knighting

to be fair,

before i lost a lot of weight and toned up, i didn't get any compliments really.

Now i do get quite a few about my looks and my body.

also,  since shaving down below i have started getting compliments about the old chap.

I like them to be honest,  kind of makes me feel good about all the hard work put in.

Offline tintin054

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Never. But that is because i am an ugly fucker.  :cry:


Offline SirFrank

I often get told I'm handsome but in fairness I am. My last punt the girl said to me has anyone ever told you that you look like a young Sid James? I said no but now that you mention it...
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline JIMI1234

And a rock-a-billy WG i was once nailing said to me... If I said you looked a lot like Elvis, what would you say?

What would I say? I said to her...  youuuuuuuu ain't nuthin but a hound-dog
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

to be fair,

before i lost a lot of weight and toned up, i didn't get any compliments really.

Now i do get quite a few about my looks and my body.

also,  since shaving down below i have started getting compliments about the old chap.

I like them to be honest,  kind of makes me feel good about all the hard work put in.

i dont think its a great idea to get too excited about compliments from prostitutes.


I often get that question..

Are you married?

I say no, she asks whhhhy noooot?

I say, with this face?

They respond the same way.

I have been fortunate to be blessed with good looks that I inherited from my mother, especially my skin and teeth.

Occasionally a new girl will start working for the company I work for and a comment might be made to which I respond with "thank you, it might have been noted once or twice before".

Alas, I still remain without spouse.  I would not trust what a working girl says.  She is worse than someone selling a 3 year extended warranty.  Keep the comments remembered from the girls who arent taking your money, dont fall into the cash for flattery trap.  As has been mentioned before in jest, ask her for a freebie and you might see behind the mask.

If a girl starts sucking my cock without me asking she generally doesnt ask the same question as stated above.
In short, women are just as bad as men.



I have had a few girls say it to me, but generally take it as something they say to all the guys through the door, as the nicer they are the more likely you will end up spending more money with them.

Offline Turtle1

I get told all sorts when I'm punting but how often do I get a free session or extra 30min? Not happened in a long time

Offline mh

I often get told I'm handsome but in fairness I am. My last punt the girl said to me has anyone ever told you that you look like a young Sid James? I said no but now that you mention it...

Perhaps you misheard and she said "you remind me of a young Sid James"... were you laughing at the time?  :D

Offline unclesweetheart

Banning reason: Prossie fanboy + Sharing account with banned member (Atticus Finch aka Sylvester)

Offline MrRiz

The thing is that I am a handsome man, and don't just have WGs telling me that.

But I'm socially awkward around women and so resort to this hobby despite the fact that an average guy in my body would probably not need to (if the goal is just casual sex).

Offline SirFrank

Was Sid James ever young?

That ugly cunt was born at the ripe old age of 60
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline SirFrank

Perhaps you misheard and she said "you remind me of a young Sid James"... were you laughing at the time?  :D

Yak yak yak. Fuck me if I did look like that scraggy faced fucker I'd slit my ow throat
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Even a fugly git like him could 'pull' a decent bird. It's well known that he pestered Barbara Windsor for years to go to bed with him. He finally succeeded. Hair like a brillo pad and skin like a pizza. And that laugh!  :D

If you throw enough shit...

Offline SirFrank

Even a fugly git like him could 'pull' a decent bird. It's well known that he pestered Barbara Windsor for years to go to bed with him. He finally succeeded. Hair like a brillo pad and skin like a pizza. And that laugh!  :D

If you throw enough shit...

Haha true but given the choice I think I'd rather fuck Sid than that flabby, shapeless pancake titted pear shaped cunt. Ewwwwwwww sex kitten my arse. Fuck me how the fuck she attracted so much attention back then I'll never know
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline JIMI1234

Haha true but given the choice I think I'd rather fuck Sid than that flabby, shapeless pancake titted pear shaped cunt. Ewwwwwwww sex kitten my arse. Fuck me how the fuck she attracted so much attention back then I'll never know

+1
Agree, she was / is fucking mingin'
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Haha true but given the choice I think I'd rather fuck Sid than that flabby, shapeless pancake titted pear shaped cunt. Ewwwwwwww sex kitten my arse. Fuck me how the fuck she attracted so much attention back then I'll never know

Is that why you married her then?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Butcher
"Peggy marries Frank in April 1999, despite opposition from her son Grant"



Sorry - I'm ashamed my knowledge of shitty soaps stretches that far. I'll go outside and stand in the rain for a bit, and think about what I've done.

Haha true but given the choice I think I'd rather fuck Sid than that flabby, shapeless pancake titted pear shaped cunt. Ewwwwwwww sex kitten my arse. Fuck me how the fuck she attracted so much attention back then I'll never know


Oh Frank, LMAO!  :lol: You naughty boy!

Now then, Fenella Fielding in Carry on Screaming... :angelgirl:

Offline JIMI1234


Oh Frank, LMAO!  :lol: You naughty boy!

Now then, Fenella Fielding in Carry on Screaming... :angelgirl:

Oh yes!
Those eyelashes, that look, that VOICE!!
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline SirFrank

Is that why you married her then?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Butcher
"Peggy marries Frank in April 1999, despite opposition from her son Grant"



Sorry - I'm ashamed my knowledge of shitty soaps stretches that far. I'll go outside and stand in the rain for a bit, and think about what I've done.

It's a fair cop. Imagine them pair of ugly fuckers in bed or even worse, a 3some with Pat!

Margaret Nolan was a carry on hotty - I think she might also have been the girl in goldfinger? Presumably carry on producers overlooked her because she couldn't laugh like a hyena
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member


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