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Online MintRoyale

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Offline yorkshire123

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Ask them for a freebie  ;)
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Offline cueball

Ha ha, that really has made me laugh

For two quid per minute we're all handsome buggers and you know what, for the hour I believe em

Offline JIMI1234

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

I'm totally self aware, so though I have had this said to me.... it's pointless on the WG's part; I don't need flattery..
I'm average in looks.
Very, very much above average in the fitness stakes.
Average length.
Average delay before i cum.
Very much above average in the ¬£salary stakes..... which makes me attractive to the said WG     :thumbsup:
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Offline comaminion

Regular calls me handsome

Here are the two options

1. I'm crazy handsome people just have not mentioned it to me in 29 years because they get nervous in the presence of such handsome

2. I'm not handsome at all which is why no one before has ever mentioned it, coincidence the one who mentions it is in receipt of a wedge of cash
Banning reason: White-knighting

The woman I saw yesterday called me handsome. I looked like a scarecrow compared to her.

tcm

Offline JIMI1234

Regular calls me handsome

Here are the two options

1. I'm crazy handsome people just have not mentioned it to me in 29 years because they get nervous in the presence of such handsome

2. I'm not handsome at all which is why no one before has ever mentioned it, coincidence the one who mentions it is in receipt of a wedge of cash

TWENTY NINE!! (Bastard, I'm jealous)   :cool:

54 !   :(
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Offline comaminion

TWENTY NINE!! (Bastard, I'm jealous)   :cool:

54 !   :(

Depends what way you look at it

29 is far too long already and barring a miracle of natural causes doing this life shit for another 30 years


I'd switch you
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Offline cueball

Depends what way you look at it

29 is far too long already and barring a miracle of natural causes doing this life shit for another 30 years


I'd switch you

Ha ha, that reminds me of a statement of a mate of mine for many years, when we were in our twenties, he said....

"After 40, you've had enough and that should be it and you should be dead"

Obviously, we took the piss mercilessly on that statement.

Years later, when we all hit 40, our memories were sharp...

I said..

"You're 40 now, you ready for your coffin then?"

Him...

"Err, no"

Offline JIMI1234

Depends what way you look at it

29 is far too long already and barring a miracle of natural causes doing this life shit for another 30 years

I'd switch you


Hey man, don't say that... that's 'depressive speak'.
Fill your life with events, hobbies and interests and then you'll need as many years as you can get to even try to fit everything in.

A guy i once spent the day with (at a sporting event) said to me (and he's said this elsewhere too) make your life 'SPECTACULAR'.
Great advice
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Offline comaminion

Ha ha, that reminds me of a statement of a mate of mine for many years, when we were in our twenties, he said....

"After 40, you've had enough and that should be it and you should be dead"

Obviously, we took the piss mercilessly on that statement.

Years later, when we all hit 40, our memories were sharp...

I said..

"You're 40 now, you ready for your coffin then?"

Him...

"Err, no"


Not to bring down the tone on a Sunday and I don't say this to doom and gloom a thread

My reason for starting punting one thing I have not done enough of in my life is spend enough time with honeys

Early in the year someone told me in a life affirming moment
"You should make a list of things you want to do, so you have something to look forward too"I'm sure they didn't mean punting but in my warped rationale I took it as anything

I sat down had a think and thought what I wanted to do and this is it

That is how I started punting I wanted to sleep with women that were out of my league (most women) and that's that
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Offline Smoking joe

I was called it once in an awork review, which was unforced and not requested by me so i was quite pleased with it. However being honest im a 6.5 out of 10 guy, but probably a decent bet for a girl to see cause im fairly well mannered and clean, but im under no illusion as to my place in the grand scheme of things, sadly!!


Offline comaminion

Hey man, don't say that... that's 'depressive speak'.
Fill your life with events, hobbies and interests and then you'll need as many years as you can get to even try to fit everything in.

A guy i once spent the day with (at a sporting event) said to me (and he's said this elsewhere too) make your life 'SPECTACULAR'.
Great advice

I am on paper clinically depressed , I accepted it now it took a long time 
To be in the place I am at where I don't care enough to let things affect me but to function enough day to day to exist , the only thing you loose by not giving a fuck is aspiration but it works for me

It's the best I've ever been so not a negative thing, I find it important to be self aware
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Offline JIMI1234

I am on paper clinically depressed , I accepted it now it took a long time 
To be in the place I am at where I don't care enough to let things affect me but to function enough day to day to exist , the only thing you loose by not giving a fuck is aspiration but it works for me

It's the best I've ever been so not a negative thing, I find it important to be self aware

Yeah, picked that up immediately...
If you ever need someone to talk to about... anything! PM me, ok.
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Offline comaminion

Yeah, picked that up immediately...
If you ever need someone to talk to about... anything! PM me, ok.

Cheers for the offer, I've done all the talking I'll ever need to do about it though
Throughout the years I've whittled it down its not something that's missing it's not a home , a car etc something materialistic
It's not friendship (I has friends) it's not a relationship (I've knocked em back)
So it's not something aesthetically missing, if it was I could work on getting it
It just is what it is, I accepted it, don't give a fuck

If it counts for anything I'm not walking doom and gloom I process it all internally , the people I know in life like my company allegedly I'm "funny" so at least I don't wear it which is one thing never want to do

No one likes Buzz Killington

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Offline DG

I'll settle for;

"You're a good looking big, sexy guy" and "I don't think you realise how big you are"   :yahoo: yes, different girls and, to massage my ego further, the latter has been mentioned by several different girls on several occasions. What can I say, you've either got it or you ain't  :lol:
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Offline comaminion



If I won that I wouldn't have one I would have a harem and a butler monkey

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Offline dboy74


Offline Smoking joe

I'll settle for;

"You're a good looking big, sexy guy" and "I don't think you realise how big you are"   :yahoo: yes, different girls and, to massage my ego further, the latter has been mentioned by several different girls on several occasions. What can I say, you've either got it or you ain't  :lol:

Ha good lad, I got an "unbelievable willy" left once., And another one put her forearm next to it, and I was thicker!

Offline Ben4454

Well what can I say...

I am above average in looks..
9 inch monster cock.
Cage fighting skills that could rival the pros
a shiny lamborgini sitting outside my house that winks at passers by.

Of course everything I just said was bollocks and usually is when a punter is sprouting it on the board ;)

That being said I was once butter'd up by a prossie when i was 19. Kept telling me how special i was and how i shouldn't be there and I was better than most punters. of course she just wanted the repeat visits and i called her out on it.
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Offline comaminion



That being said I was once butter'd up by a prossie when i was 19. Kept telling me how special i was and how i shouldn't be there and I was better than most punters. of course she just wanted the repeat visits and i called her out on it.

That would make me think less of the sp to be honest and I wouldn't of been back
Banning reason: White-knighting

It's just being polite. Most girls who are serious about building a reputation will say something nice.

Sometimes maybe they kind of mean it. I remember once I was a girl's first customer - I walked in and her face lit up, she said something like "You're really good looking - I was expecting someone old and fat!" Perhaps she was a good actress, but she was pretty convincing - I think it was all relative to nerves and anxious expectations.

In any event, it's not worth reading anything into it either way, whether they say stuff like it or not. It's still all about the money. A compliment both ways doesn't hurt just to relax things however, I try to make it one that is genuine - ones that are totally false you can usually tell.

Offline Diehard

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Never! Usually they seem gutted they have to go through the dirty deed with me.


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