Author Topic: Would the last person out of Pattaya, kindly turn out the lights  (Read 3210 times)

Offline Vivago

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I know that its low season but this is ridiculous. I took the photo below a couple of hours ago on Beach Road outside Central Mall. The only thing missing are the tumbleweeds. Where are all the tourists gone?

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My hotel must have an occupancy rate of 20-30% at the moment. Mind you, it meant a good deal for me.

Weather is stormy but delightfully cool at the moment.

Girls are still around in their thousands and, man, are they hungry. Met a delightful young thing on Walking Street last night. Got her down to 800 baht (£16) ST but she stayed with me for 2 hours, was fun and posed for loads of pics so I gave her an extra 500 baht.

Its a buyers market at the moment. :yahoo:
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Offline Bangers and Gash

Viv, you are living the dream. Low hotel rates, wall to wall totty and no queues for a beer.  :drinks:

Please keep us informed of your current exploits in Patts.  :hi:

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Viv, you are living the dream. Low hotel rates, wall to wall totty and no queues for a beer.  :drinks:

Only trouble is that the weather is for shit today. Its absolutely pissing it down. Might seriously curtail tonight's activities if it continues.  :thumbsdown:

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Offline Jimmyredcab

September is probably the worst time of the year to visit Pattaya, constant rain, you only have to check the weather charts for previous years.
My favourite months are February/March, not too busy and rain is rare.   :hi:

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Also --------------- the drains can't cope with heavy rain in Pattaya ----------

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Offline Jerboa

Yeah it's a bit wet, need a boat rather than baht bus.

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Yeah it's a bit wet, need a boat rather than baht bus.

:lol: A little bit of water never hurt anyone. View of Beach Road from the top of my soi earlier this evening. :crazy:

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But in a couple of hours after the pumps had done their work, it was back to business as usual.
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Offline BP96

Never thought I'd say this but I miss Pattaya!

Offline Bangers and Gash

A few spots of rain wouldn't stop me from getting my end away.  :thumbsup:

Offline Jerboa

A few spots of rain wouldn't stop me from getting my end away.  :thumbsup:

Yes your right, but in third world countries like Thailand you have to be cautious, for example open manhole covers, or just a big hole, if covered in flood water you wouldn't know it's there, also electricity, not so long ago a tourist in Patts was killed when he stepped in a puddle that had live electricity cables.  :(

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Quite a bit of damage was done by last nights storms and flood. I've never seen Pats looking such a sad and sorry mess as it did  this morning. Parts of the infamous promenade that runs alongside Beach Road (affectionately known as the Coconut Bar and the haunt of many of Pattaya's freelancers) has collapsed and a few of the said coconut trees have come down. Hope nobody was hurt. I can see the gleeful Sun headline now 'SEX TOURIST BRAINED BY FALLING COCONUT TREE'.

I know better. Confucius, he say, 'never sit under a coconut tree in windy weather'.

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Offline Jimmyredcab

If I return to Pattaya it will be February 2016, I wouldn't visit in September if the hotel was free.     :hi:

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At least the pissy weather that has interrupted my punting activities has a name. Its called Tropical Storm Vamco and has answered the prayers of farmers in many parts of Northern/Central Thailand which have experienced a long drought. So, its an ill wind etc..but don't say that to the beach vendors and coconut bar ho's who are hurting.

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At least the pissy weather that has interrupted my punting activities

It does look somewhat chaotic, but bearing this in mind I would have thought that punting would be one thing that you could still enjoy, that's assuming you can find the girls and then take them back to your hotel, and how about some pics of these cuties you shagged instead of the rain & floods (we get them in the uk)   :sarcastic:

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 Yes, but I forgot to pack my waders so stayed close to base last night as I prefer to do my swimming in the hotel pool rather than in the street. But just light rain tonight so able to recommence play and barfined a sweetie from a Walking Street go-go so just for your vicarious pleasure so that you can go to bed happy tonight, here she is. :sarcastic:

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Not so shabby but not as much fun as the totty I brought home t'other night. She was a reight dirty cow and a genuine 3'oler.

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You can always suck on those nipples till the rain stops  :sarcastic:

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Yep, the horny slut did have rather splendid nips...like brickies thumbs. :lol:
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Sweet mother of God! Give her one from me, Viv.  :yahoo:

She held out a lot of promise in the bar but was frankly a bit of a disappointment when I got her back to the room, as the eye candy often is. I'd rate her a neutral at best. And at a total of sixty odd quid, she was bloody expensive. But, hey, it's still punting even out here and there are no guarantees. But I think that its back to the bargain basement tonight. :thumbsup:
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Imagine the scene. You are sat at the bar with a one quid happy hour draught beer in front of you. Wriggling around on your lap is a buck naked Thai girl inviting you to have a rummage around her naughty bits. Ahead of you, dancing on the bar cum stage is a whole troupe of naked or near naked dancing girls. To your left, a customer with his finger deeply imbedded up the clunge of one of the madly gyrating dancing girls. To your right, a guy has a lass flat on her back on the bar and with his tongue so far up her twat that you expect any moment to see it reemerge wiggling from one of her ears. Across from the bar, in a Jacuzzi, two girls are engaged in frantic mutual copulation with an enormous double ended dildo. Everywhere you look are scenes of depravity that would have made Caligula blush.

A scenario for an over the top porno vid? The perfect wet dream? Nah. Just what is enacted nightly in Pattaya's most infamous bar The Windmill and to a slightly tamer degree, in its sister bar Sugarbabes. It's a bit raucous and not to everyone's taste but is a must see on everyone's Pattaya itinerary. It's worth the airfare on its own.
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