Imagine the scene. You are sat at the bar with a one quid happy hour draught beer in front of you. Wriggling around on your lap is a buck naked Thai girl inviting you to have a rummage around her naughty bits. Ahead of you, dancing on the bar cum stage is a whole troupe of naked or near naked dancing girls. To your left, a customer with his finger deeply imbedded up the clunge of one of the madly gyrating dancing girls. To your right, a guy has a lass flat on her back on the bar and with his tongue so far up her twat that you expect any moment to see it reemerge wiggling from one of her ears. Across from the bar, in a Jacuzzi, two girls are engaged in frantic mutual copulation with an enormous double ended dildo. Everywhere you look are scenes of depravity that would have made Caligula blush.
A scenario for an over the top porno vid? The perfect wet dream? Nah. Just what is enacted nightly in Pattaya's most infamous bar The Windmill and to a slightly tamer degree, in its sister bar Sugarbabes. It's a bit raucous and not to everyone's taste but is a must see on everyone's Pattaya itinerary. It's worth the airfare on its own.