What service would men actually provide if women really wanted to pay?

[SirFrank]

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free. THe question is of course a no brainer and has been discussed here in a variety of different ways before. The other thing of course is that women are cut from a very different cloth to men and generally view sex in a very different way. But it got me thinking: if women really wanted to pay us for sex, what kind of service would we actually provide? A few things instantly jumped out:

PSE: this would generally involve banging the shit out of said paying customer. The meet would probably start by the bloke shaving her fanny, getting her to gag and spit on his cock, some brief oral on her while quickly establishing how many fingers you could slip into her fairy. She would then be face fucked and shagged up the arse, followed by a facial or CIM with swallow, while treating her like a slut, regardless of whether she wanted it or not.

BFE: this essentially involves a quick pump and dump where said bloke then rolls over, farts and quickly falls asleep snoring approx 10 mins into a 1 hour booking.

I'd love to see the feedback for such a stellar service. Any others?

[vw]

Probably the role play fantasy that they are right and I would degrade myself into agreeing with them.

[Zeusthedoc]

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free. THe question is of course a no brainer and has been discussed here in a variety of different ways before. The other thing of course is that women are cut from a very different cloth to men and generally view sex in a very different way. But it got me thinking: if women really wanted to pay us for sex, what kind of service would we actually provide? A few things instantly jumped out:

PSE: this would generally involve banging the shit out of said paying customer. The meet would probably start by the bloke shaving her fanny, getting her to gag and spit on his cock, some brief oral on her while quickly establishing how many fingers you could slip into her fairy. She would then be face fucked and shagged up the arse, followed by a facial or CIM with swallow, while treating her like a slut, regardless of whether she wanted it or not.

BFE: this essentially involves a quick pump and dump where said bloke then rolls over, farts and quickly falls asleep snoring approx 10 mins into a 1 hour booking.

I'd love to see the feedback for such a stellar service. Any others?

Absolutely brilliant thread!

I would like to add:

ONS+ (One-Night Stand Positive)
where the woman is 'picked up' at a bar/club/bus stop
taken back to her/his place and the aforementioned PSE is completed...maybe without all the foreplay
for the risk-taking aficionados, condoms not always required (hence the positive)

ONS- (One-Night Stand Negative)
same setup as before, except too many JD and cokes means he is no longer able to get it up
arguing ensues leading to her roommate calling the police or his roommate waking up, and having to complete the session.
once again, given that it's a one-night stand, condoms are optional.

[Bigus Dickus]

You could provide a Recieving Nagging (RN) service where you would sit down and let her tell you all your faults, call you a cunt for not putting down the toilet seat and moaning about the times you went out with your fucking mates and didn't  want to stay in and watch the fucking X-Factor!

 

[johnny34]

Shopping service (SS)

Positive - you take her shopping & enjoy it & give her plenty of compliments.

Negative - you show how bored you are with the length of time it takes her to choose dress, shoes, handbag etc....

[Michelle Independent]

You could provide a Recieving Nagging (RN) service where you would sit down and let her tell you all your faults, call you a cunt for not putting down the toilet seat and moaning about the times you went out with your fucking mates and didn't  want to stay in and watch the fucking X-Factor!

 

[lancspunter]

Oddly enough, I have been talking about this with a WG I know. She is determined to book a male escort just for the hell  of it but the profiles have made her piss herself laughing.

[Cuntminion]

I could provide

Eskimo kissing
Cuddling
Dfk
Ro
Awkward penetration
Outfits
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£10 an hour

[Bigus Dickus]

King Tarzan could provide Fruity Erotic Experience (FEE) for a small fee!

 

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As well as some Mango Eating (ME) as an extra!

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[azrael]

Try watching duece biggalo, gives a kinda insight as to what to expect. On another point it might be a fluffies dream come true imho 

[lancspunter]

I could provide

Eskimo kissing
Cuddling
Dfk
Ro
Awkward penetration
Outfits
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£10 an hour

I'll pass your details on. Sounds like you would click

[yorkshire123]

I'm yet to find a women who's looking for & willing to pay for the fat, middle aged, short sighted, one pop, low stamina, little cock experience.

When that becomes the fashion I will be fucking minted 

[SirFrank]

Absolutely brilliant thread!

I would like to add:

ONS+ (One-Night Stand Positive)
where the woman is 'picked up' at a bar/club/bus stop
taken back to her/his place and the aforementioned PSE is completed...maybe without all the foreplay
for the risk-taking aficionados, condoms not always required (hence the positive)

ONS- (One-Night Stand Negative)
same setup as before, except too many JD and cokes means he is no longer able to get it up
arguing ensues leading to her roommate calling the police or his roommate waking up, and having to complete the session.
once again, given that it's a one-night stand, condoms are optional.

  brilliant

[Bigus Dickus]

Please don't try this when I next meet up with you! You might get another dodgy negative review!

  

[Cuntminion]

I'm yet to find a women who's looking for & willing to pay for the fat, middle aged, short sighted, one pop, low stamina, little cock experience.

When that becomes the fashion I will be fucking minted 

Pay? I can't give it away

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[galcom666]

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free.

It's probably a question of quality. In that sure while a woman CAN go out and get sex by going to a pub. What exactly is the quality going to be? Kind of similar to how some consider Romanians. Or shitty eateries.

Second in Asia (yet again) it's kinda more open. Women go to Asia and buy sex from men. It's more about tending to HER needs than your own...

Heh OTOH I know a loser who went to China to be a pretend teacher. He got booted out in 2014 during a crackdown. He ended up going to Thailand to bump grannies for $5. Lets say his living costs were $20 a day. He needed $1200 for a ticket back to the UK.

[johnny34]

Brings a new meaning to the term 'WG' :-

'Working Gent' - please don't use the term pro$$ie, whore etc, i'm a Gentlemans 

[Cuntminion]

It's probably a question of quality. In that sure while a woman CAN go out and get sex by going to a pub. What exactly is the quality going to be? Kind of similar to how some consider Romanians. Or shitty eateries.

Second in Asia (yet again) it's kinda more open. Women go to Asia and buy sex from men. It's more about tending to HER needs than your own...

Heh OTOH I know a loser who went to China to be a pretend teacher. He got booted out in 2014 during a crackdown. He ended up going to Thailand to bump grannies for $5. Lets say his living costs were $20 a day. He needed $1200 for a ticket back to the UK.

Made me think of two memes
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[Cuntminion]

Brings a new meaning to the term 'WG' :-

'Working Gent' - please don't use the term pro$$ie, whore etc, i'm a Gentlemans 

The age demographic could mean

(Drum roll please )



Werthers gent

[SirFrank]

I could see my first feedback now: his flat was a fucking mess. He claimed that his mother normally cleans for him but 'the lazy bitch is ill apparently and currently in hospital and if you don't like it take you money and your fanny elsewhere'. So I did. The worst of all though was as I was leaving he begged me to suck his dick before I went and as I was storming down the stairs to get out he shouted 'how about a wank then? Please'. Avoid this loser girls

[SirFrank]

That said I know I could clean up with my bespoke service, which would result in me 'cleaning up' with feedback that would make the other gents green with envy (this lots of slagging offs behind my back, hate mail and lumps of shit through the post etc). I believe I have mentioned this previously but just to recap, this would be my modus operandi:

Tea, cake (from M&S) and flattery on arrival - my god you've lost weight. You look amazing etc. it would be no rush and lots of cuddles (and cake). I'd sit there listening intently to everything she said and I'd spend at least half of the meeting telling her that she was 'too good for him' and that she 'deserved better'. On the way out she'd get a peck on the cheek, a cuddle and a slice of cake to take home. I'd also rent a docile Labrador puppy through the week for the girls to play with and/or cuddle during their time with me.

[Cuntminion]

That said I know I could clean up with my bespoke service, which result in my 'cleaning up' with feedback that would result in making the other gents green with envy (this lots of slagging offs behind my back, hate mail and lumps of shit through the post etc). I believe I have mentioned this previously but just to recap, this would be my modus operandi:

Tea, cake (from M&S) and flattery on arrival - my god you've lost weight. You look amazing etc. it would be no rush and lots of cuddles (and cake). I'd sit there listening intently to everything she said and I'd spend at least half of the meeting telling her that she was 'too good for him' and that she 'deserved better'. On the way out she'd get a peck on the cheek, a cuddle and a slice of cake to take home. I'd also rent a docile Labrador puppy through the week for the girls to play with and/or cuddle during their time with me.

Cake , puppys!!!

I almost want to book
 

[vw]

What if they booked you and your escort mate for a duo, you could be at risk from bad feed back as the guys didn't interact how she wanted !

[tazz]

Lots of women do pay for sex as their unattractive or just want a stud. No shortage of gorgeous guys willing to fuck them for money .
Their must be some sort of male escort review site. See External Link/Members Only

[azrael]

I could see my first feedback now: his flat was a fucking mess. He claimed that his mother normally cleans for him but 'the lazy bitch is ill apparently and currently in hospital and if you don't like it take you money and your fanny elsewhere'. So I did. The worst of all though was as I was leaving he begged me to suck his dick before I went and as I was storming down the stairs to get out he shouted 'how about a wank then? Please'. Avoid this loser girls

As alway S.F on form, well played..well played 

[Bigus Dickus]

Humour aside, I think that some ladies would pay for a proper domination session. A lot of girls seem to enjoy this. I think you would have to be very proficient to be able to sell this though.

[Swansea lad]

All women could get sex for free but not always with a bloke she fancies so some might pay.

We all know a girl whos average in the looks department and always moans she cant find anyone tidy. The translation being her standards are to high.

[yumyum3]

As a courtesan, I am sophisticated, hold multiple degrees from the world's top universities and can hold conversations in 7 languages - sometimes all at the same time! I am exceptionally clean, elegantly dressed and insist on the highest hygiene standards. I will be happy to receive, respectful, generous ladies, at my discretion in my upmarket apartment in Knightsbridge.. I am your Prince Charming and you will leave my company pampered, yet exhausted and you will always return for more. I will not see you if you have less than 10 good reviews or less than a £600 donation to spare for our "get to know you" half-hour session.
Do like gifts? Calvin Klein underwear and Jack Wills socks are currently on my list at the moment and for my regular sugar ladies, keep those £1000 donations coming in - the Range Rover I'm looking at won't buy itself you know.
You know I'm worth it 

[azrael]

As a courtesan, I am sophisticated, hold multiple degrees from the world's top universities and can hold conversations in 7 languages - sometimes all at the same time! I am exceptionally clean, elegantly dressed and insist on the highest hygiene standards. I will be happy to receive, respectful, generous ladies, at my discretion in my upmarket apartment in Knightsbridge.. I am your Prince Charming and you will leave my company pampered, yet exhausted and you will always return for more. I will not see you if you have less than 10 good reviews or less than a £600 donation to spare for our "get to know you" half-hour session.
Do like gifts? Calvin Klein underwear and Jack Wills socks are currently on my list at the moment and for my regular sugar ladies, keep those £1000 donations coming in - the Range Rover I'm looking at won't buy itself you know.
You know I'm worth it 

Pmsl thats an awesome read 

[stayer]

Are we talking about incall or outcall? If incall, I'll have to mow my front lawn and get my bathroom sorted out to make a good impression. Thinking about it, that's all the incentive I need...

[Shrubby]

The other thing of course is that women are cut from a very different cloth to men

As perfectly demontrated by this 'If Babestation was for women' skit:

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[iPad3]

I think your all missing a trick here lads,

My money pig service would see me go shopping with them, they'd have loads of fun as I'd agree with everything they select and compliment them on their wonderful taste etc. As the date draws to a close I'd then tell her I'm way to good looking to be fucking the likes of her before collecting my fee ( she'll love complaining about how frustrated that made her feel at the next coffee morning she goes to).

Once I'd sent her packing after belittling her for a bit it would then be a backtrack for exchanges and refunds before a visit to the local pub to spend my bounty and arrange tomorrows trip to the shops.

[Gordon Bennett]

Imagine the oufits you'd need...
Britches/ flouncy shirt
Business Suit
Armed Services uniforms
Emergency Services uniforms
Porn Plumber
Randy milkman/postman
Tuxedo
Farmer
Lumberjack
Rock God
Bet there are dozens more too. They wouldnt be simple like us and be happy with a red bra......

[milfwklover]

I could see my first feedback now: his flat was a fucking mess. He claimed that his mother normally cleans for him but 'the lazy bitch is ill apparently and currently in hospital and if you don't like it take you money and your fanny elsewhere'. So I did. The worst of all though was as I was leaving he begged me to suck his dick before I went and as I was storming down the stairs to get out he shouted 'how about a wank then? Please'. Avoid this loser girls

This is gold, Sir Frank, pure gold.

[milfwklover]

I'd imagine a roleplay service would be popular: 'Mr Grey', James Bond, fireman etc.

[Bigus Dickus]

I think my abduction service is worth a punt! Any prossie on here is free to bid for me!


 

Fuck I've just touted myself

  

[Jessamy]

A cross between Gordon Bennett's and Biggus Dickus' ideas definitely piques my interest.

Sod the fake compliments and shopping malarky. Online shopping takes the effort and stress out of that.

A nice roleplays that caters to a woman's needs would be great though.

[escort charlotte]

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free. THe question is of course a no brainer and has been discussed here in a variety of different ways before. The other thing of course is that women are cut from a very different cloth to men and generally view sex in a very different way. But it got me thinking: if women really wanted to pay us for sex, what kind of service would we actually provide? A few things instantly jumped out:

PSE: this would generally involve banging the shit out of said paying customer. The meet would probably start by the bloke shaving her fanny, getting her to gag and spit on his cock, some brief oral on her while quickly establishing how many fingers you could slip into her fairy. She would then be face fucked and shagged up the arse, followed by a facial or CIM with swallow, while treating her like a slut, regardless of whether she wanted it or not.

BFE: this essentially involves a quick pump and dump where said bloke then rolls over, farts and quickly falls asleep snoring approx 10 mins into a 1 hour booking.

I'd love to see the feedback for such a stellar service. Any others?

Saw a documentary quite recently, can't recall the name but Jodie marsh was the presenter interviewing women who paid for sex in the us. Was actually really funny and insightful 

[jcdmj12]

You could provide a Recieving Nagging (RN) service where you would sit down and let her tell you all your faults, call you a cunt for not putting down the toilet seat and moaning about the times you went out with your fucking mates and didn't  want to stay in and watch the fucking X-Factor!

 

My missus moaned about the toilet seat all the time, so now I just leave it down when I piss.  I mostly have a decent aim.   

[Keema]

Cleanliness is important for me so if you have a hairy minge, please wash and blow dry before we meet. I'm not a clock watcher, but due to timewasters, time spent counting your money is included within your allotted time. I see women of all ages but specialise in younger women who appreciate men with hairy arses.

[superchamp]

Of course as most of us on here are British we would have to provide a Right Up Our Own Arse service, and over charge accordingly.

[escort charlotte]

As a courtesan, I am sophisticated, hold multiple degrees from the world's top universities and can hold conversations in 7 languages - sometimes all at the same time! I am exceptionally clean, elegantly dressed and insist on the highest hygiene standards. I will be happy to receive, respectful, generous ladies, at my discretion in my upmarket apartment in Knightsbridge.. I am your Prince Charming and you will leave my company pampered, yet exhausted and you will always return for more. I will not see you if you have less than 10 good reviews or less than a £600 donation to spare for our "get to know you" half-hour session.
Do like gifts? Calvin Klein underwear and Jack Wills socks are currently on my list at the moment and for my regular sugar ladies, keep those £1000 donations coming in - the Range Rover I'm looking at won't buy itself you know.
You know I'm worth it 

Brilliant, very funny

[Chuckman]

Reviews could contain things like:

"He had a selection of marital aids including a penis pump and stayhard spray to ensure he could keep going for the duration of the appointment"

"He said he could do it in time to the music - I didn't know he meant in time to the Countdown clock and he was finished before the clock was"

"Treat him with care - he's got a hair trigger"

"He met all my needs - did the laundry, the housework and the washing up"

[superchamp]

If this takes off Admin might have to start his own version of SAAFE. For those of us who are bitter, twisted and deluded.

[KingAlpha]

Seriously though, would anyone here actually do this? I'd happily service a female client regardless of age if I found her halfway attractive - but you wouldn't know that until the door opened. If I found myself confronted by Ann Widdecombe or Susan Boyle I'd struggle to do the business at any price, even with the aid of Viagra. I certainly couldn't deliver great service. A lack of social/acting skills is partly the reason I punt.

[threechilliman]

Seriously though, would anyone here actually do this? I'd happily service a female client regardless of age if I found her halfway attractive - but you wouldn't know that until the door opened. If I found myself confronted by Ann Widdecombe or Susan Boyle I'd struggle to do the business at any price, even with the aid of Viagra. I certainly couldn't deliver great service. A lack of social/acting skills is partly the reason I punt.

And therein lies the problem. A woman doesn't have to be turned on to deliver a great service, she just needs good acting skills. For a bloke, your cock would need to work for the duration of the booking. Presumably the clock stops if you can't get it up? An hour appointment could take all day with Widdecombe!

tcm

[yumyum3]

If I found myself confronted by Ann Widdecombe or Susan Boyle I'd struggle to do the business at any price, even with the aid of Viagra.

Indeed and the same goes for TCM's post, but the hard on wouldn't worry me so much as the expectation of OWO with fanny batter CIM

[CatBBW]

If I was hiring a male escort, he would:

1) have something facially appealing - nice eyes and smile etc.
2) have a full head of hair.
3) have some life experience so that we could have a conversation
4) have good teeth (none missing or stained) and excellent mouth hygiene
5) know where the clit is and which buttons to press in the right combination
6) be REALLY good at oral - this means no sticking his tongue into the hole and wiggling it around, no biting, no sucking at the labia like it's a teat, and no weird munching noises.

Mmmmmm.

[vw]

If I was hiring a male escort, he would:

1) have something facially appealing - nice eyes and smile etc.
2) have a full head of hair.
3) have some life experience so that we could have a conversation
4) have good teeth (none missing or stained) and excellent mouth hygiene
5) know where the clit is and which buttons to press in the right combination
6) be REALLY good at oral - this means no sticking his tongue into the hole and wiggling it around, no biting, no sucking at the labia like it's a teat, and no weird munching noises.

Mmmmmm.

Could be any one of us here !