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Author Topic: What service would men actually provide if women really wanted to pay?  (Read 2052 times)

Offline SirFrank

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free. THe question is of course a no brainer and has been discussed here in a variety of different ways before. The other thing of course is that women are cut from a very different cloth to men and generally view sex in a very different way. But it got me thinking: if women really wanted to pay us for sex, what kind of service would we actually provide? A few things instantly jumped out:

PSE: this would generally involve banging the shit out of said paying customer. The meet would probably start by the bloke shaving her fanny, getting her to gag and spit on his cock, some brief oral on her while quickly establishing how many fingers you could slip into her fairy. She would then be face fucked and shagged up the arse, followed by a facial or CIM with swallow, while treating her like a slut, regardless of whether she wanted it or not.

BFE: this essentially involves a quick pump and dump where said bloke then rolls over, farts and quickly falls asleep snoring approx 10 mins into a 1 hour booking.

I'd love to see the feedback for such a stellar service. Any others?
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Probably the role play fantasy that they are right and I would degrade myself into agreeing with them.

Offline Zeusthedoc

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free. THe question is of course a no brainer and has been discussed here in a variety of different ways before. The other thing of course is that women are cut from a very different cloth to men and generally view sex in a very different way. But it got me thinking: if women really wanted to pay us for sex, what kind of service would we actually provide? A few things instantly jumped out:

PSE: this would generally involve banging the shit out of said paying customer. The meet would probably start by the bloke shaving her fanny, getting her to gag and spit on his cock, some brief oral on her while quickly establishing how many fingers you could slip into her fairy. She would then be face fucked and shagged up the arse, followed by a facial or CIM with swallow, while treating her like a slut, regardless of whether she wanted it or not.

BFE: this essentially involves a quick pump and dump where said bloke then rolls over, farts and quickly falls asleep snoring approx 10 mins into a 1 hour booking.

I'd love to see the feedback for such a stellar service. Any others?

Absolutely brilliant thread!

I would like to add:

ONS+ (One-Night Stand Positive)
where the woman is 'picked up' at a bar/club/bus stop
taken back to her/his place and the aforementioned PSE is completed...maybe without all the foreplay
for the risk-taking aficionados, condoms not always required (hence the positive)

ONS- (One-Night Stand Negative)
same setup as before, except too many JD and cokes means he is no longer able to get it up
arguing ensues leading to her roommate calling the police or his roommate waking up, and having to complete the session.
once again, given that it's a one-night stand, condoms are optional.

You could provide a Recieving Nagging (RN) service where you would sit down and let her tell you all your faults, call you a cunt for not putting down the toilet seat and moaning about the times you went out with your fucking mates and didn't  want to stay in and watch the fucking X-Factor!

 :hi:

Offline johnny34

Shopping service (SS)

Positive - you take her shopping & enjoy it & give her plenty of compliments.

Negative - you show how bored you are with the length of time it takes her to choose dress, shoes, handbag etc....
« Last Edit: August 29, 2015, 11:27:10 AM by johnny34 »

Offline Michelle Independent

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You could provide a Recieving Nagging (RN) service where you would sit down and let her tell you all your faults, call you a cunt for not putting down the toilet seat and moaning about the times you went out with your fucking mates and didn't  want to stay in and watch the fucking X-Factor!

 :hi:
:D :lol:

Offline lancspunter

Oddly enough, I have been talking about this with a WG I know. She is determined to book a male escort just for the hell  of it but the profiles have made her piss herself laughing.
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Offline comaminion

I could provide

Eskimo kissing
Cuddling
Dfk
Ro
Awkward penetration
Outfits



£10 an hour
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King Tarzan could provide Fruity Erotic Experience (FEE) for a small fee!

 :D



As well as some Mango Eating (ME) as an extra!

« Last Edit: August 29, 2015, 11:48:04 AM by Bigus Dickus »

Offline azrael

Try watching duece biggalo, gives a kinda insight as to what to expect. On another point it might be a fluffies dream come true imho  :hi:

Offline lancspunter

I could provide

Eskimo kissing
Cuddling
Dfk
Ro
Awkward penetration
Outfits



£10 an hour

I'll pass your details on. Sounds like you would click ;)
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Offline yorkshire123

I'm yet to find a women who's looking for & willing to pay for the fat, middle aged, short sighted, one pop, low stamina, little cock experience.

When that becomes the fashion I will be fucking minted  ;)
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Offline SirFrank

Absolutely brilliant thread!

I would like to add:

ONS+ (One-Night Stand Positive)
where the woman is 'picked up' at a bar/club/bus stop
taken back to her/his place and the aforementioned PSE is completed...maybe without all the foreplay
for the risk-taking aficionados, condoms not always required (hence the positive)

ONS- (One-Night Stand Negative)
same setup as before, except too many JD and cokes means he is no longer able to get it up
arguing ensues leading to her roommate calling the police or his roommate waking up, and having to complete the session.
once again, given that it's a one-night stand, condoms are optional.

 :lol: brilliant
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:D :lol:

Please don't try this when I next meet up with you! You might get another dodgy negative review!

 :P  ;)

Offline comaminion

I'm yet to find a women who's looking for & willing to pay for the fat, middle aged, short sighted, one pop, low stamina, little cock experience.

When that becomes the fashion I will be fucking minted  ;)

Pay? I can't give it away

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Offline galcom666

My wife asked a very interesting question last night - why would any woman actually want to pay for sex when most if not all could probably get it for free.

It's probably a question of quality. In that sure while a woman CAN go out and get sex by going to a pub. What exactly is the quality going to be? Kind of similar to how some consider Romanians. Or shitty eateries.

Second in Asia (yet again) it's kinda more open. Women go to Asia and buy sex from men. It's more about tending to HER needs than your own...

Heh OTOH I know a loser who went to China to be a pretend teacher. He got booted out in 2014 during a crackdown. He ended up going to Thailand to bump grannies for $5. Lets say his living costs were $20 a day. He needed $1200 for a ticket back to the UK.

Offline johnny34

Brings a new meaning to the term 'WG' :-

'Working Gent' - please don't use the term pro$$ie, whore etc, i'm a Gentlemans  :lol:

Offline comaminion

It's probably a question of quality. In that sure while a woman CAN go out and get sex by going to a pub. What exactly is the quality going to be? Kind of similar to how some consider Romanians. Or shitty eateries.

Second in Asia (yet again) it's kinda more open. Women go to Asia and buy sex from men. It's more about tending to HER needs than your own...

Heh OTOH I know a loser who went to China to be a pretend teacher. He got booted out in 2014 during a crackdown. He ended up going to Thailand to bump grannies for $5. Lets say his living costs were $20 a day. He needed $1200 for a ticket back to the UK.

Made me think of two memes



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Offline comaminion

Brings a new meaning to the term 'WG' :-

'Working Gent' - please don't use the term pro$$ie, whore etc, i'm a Gentlemans  :lol:

The age demographic could mean

(Drum roll please )



Werthers gent
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Offline SirFrank

I could see my first feedback now: his flat was a fucking mess. He claimed that his mother normally cleans for him but 'the lazy bitch is ill apparently and currently in hospital and if you don't like it take you money and your fanny elsewhere'. So I did. The worst of all though was as I was leaving he begged me to suck his dick before I went and as I was storming down the stairs to get out he shouted 'how about a wank then? Please'. Avoid this loser girls
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Offline SirFrank

That said I know I could clean up with my bespoke service, which would result in me 'cleaning up' with feedback that would make the other gents green with envy (this lots of slagging offs behind my back, hate mail and lumps of shit through the post etc). I believe I have mentioned this previously but just to recap, this would be my modus operandi:

Tea, cake (from M&S) and flattery on arrival - my god you've lost weight. You look amazing etc. it would be no rush and lots of cuddles (and cake). I'd sit there listening intently to everything she said and I'd spend at least half of the meeting telling her that she was 'too good for him' and that she 'deserved better'. On the way out she'd get a peck on the cheek, a cuddle and a slice of cake to take home. I'd also rent a docile Labrador puppy through the week for the girls to play with and/or cuddle during their time with me.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2015, 12:22:27 PM by SirFrank »
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Offline comaminion

That said I know I could clean up with my bespoke service, which result in my 'cleaning up' with feedback that would result in making the other gents green with envy (this lots of slagging offs behind my back, hate mail and lumps of shit through the post etc). I believe I have mentioned this previously but just to recap, this would be my modus operandi:

Tea, cake (from M&S) and flattery on arrival - my god you've lost weight. You look amazing etc. it would be no rush and lots of cuddles (and cake). I'd sit there listening intently to everything she said and I'd spend at least half of the meeting telling her that she was 'too good for him' and that she 'deserved better'. On the way out she'd get a peck on the cheek, a cuddle and a slice of cake to take home. I'd also rent a docile Labrador puppy through the week for the girls to play with and/or cuddle during their time with me.

Cake , puppys!!!

I almost want to book
 :D
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What if they booked you and your escort mate for a duo, you could be at risk from bad feed back as the guys didn't interact how she wanted !

Offline tazz

Lots of women do pay for sex as their unattractive or just want a stud. No shortage of gorgeous guys willing to fuck them for money .
Their must be some sort of male escort review site. See http://www.maleescortguide.co.uk

Offline azrael

I could see my first feedback now: his flat was a fucking mess. He claimed that his mother normally cleans for him but 'the lazy bitch is ill apparently and currently in hospital and if you don't like it take you money and your fanny elsewhere'. So I did. The worst of all though was as I was leaving he begged me to suck his dick before I went and as I was storming down the stairs to get out he shouted 'how about a wank then? Please'. Avoid this loser girls

As alway S.F on form, well played..well played  :yahoo:


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