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Author Topic: Questions WGs/Punters get asked all the time...  (Read 2218 times)

Offline Big Cat

While making small talk I asked a WG to tell me her funniest story about another client. Her eyes nearly rolled off her head and she asked "why does everyone always want to know about other clients?". She listed the following as the questions punters always seem to ask...

Typical punter questions

How long have you been doing this?

Ever had any creeps/weirdos/type of client visit you?

What's your real name?  :D

How much longer will you be doing this?

Been busy? (most inappropriate question ever)

Got a boyfriend?

It got me thinking about questions WGs always ask punters...

Typical WG questions

How old are you?

What do you do for a living?

Some kind of reference to whether you have a girlfriend/wife instead of asking outright

.... Anything else you always seem to get asked?
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Offline Ali Katt

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Typical WG questions

How old are you?

What do you do for a living?

Some kind of reference to whether you have a girlfriend/wife instead of asking outright

.... Anything else you always seem to get asked?
I've been asked outright: "are you married?"

Also:
Going out tonight
Been to university?
Going on holiday?
Have you seen me before?
Who else have you seen?
Where are you from?

All boring shit.

Offline Tiger63

Normally I get asked.
" is that it" :lol:

Offline Big Cat

Normally I get asked.
" is that it" :lol:

You jest but I've literally had "you cum already?"  :D good to get that first pop out the way
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Why are you still single?  :D I was asked  :D

While making small talk I asked a WG to tell me her funniest story about another client. Her eyes nearly rolled off her head and she asked "why does everyone always want to know about other clients?". She listed the following as the questions punters always seem to ask...

Typical punter questions

How long have you been doing this?

Ever had any creeps/weirdos/type of client visit you?

What's your real name?  :D

How much longer will you be doing this?

Been busy? (most inappropriate question ever)

Got a boyfriend?

It got me thinking about questions WGs always ask punters...

Typical WG questions

How old are you?

What do you do for a living?

Some kind of reference to whether you have a girlfriend/wife instead of asking outright

.... Anything else you always seem to get asked?

I've been asked outright: "are you married?"

Also:
Going out tonight
Been to university?
Going on holiday?
Have you seen me before?
Who else have you seen?
Where are you from?

All boring shit.

I think I've asked or been asked all of the above at some point. Normally I get asked if I've been on holiday rather than am I going - one of arabic decent last week looked at me as I walked into the bedroom starkers, put her hands to her mouth and said 'You've got a tan to die for - you're darker than me!'. One of the more amusing answers I gave to 'Have you been away?' question was 'No, I'm going away tomorrow!'

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Would you like a drink?
What other girls have you seen lately?
Have you been on holiday ?
Will I see you again before Christmas (Fucking Hell really?)
How long you booked for?
Have you come all this way to see me?
Can I go to the toilet? Quote!! (I get embarrassed when I squirt)
 

Offline cueball

Yes, I've had a lot of the above...

How old are you?
Are you working today?
How do I compare to other girls you've seen?
Who else have you seen?

A lot seem to want to know about the bad experiences you've had too


Offline anyfucker

i think nearly every WG has asked me  "have you got everything" as i am about to leave.


Offline hw189

Recently on two occasions whilst punting with independents in London, I have been asked which agencies I tend to use to book ladies.

Offline The_Don

I've been ask will I leave a review on A/W.  I bluntly tell them no.


i think nearly every WG has asked me  "have you got everything" as i am about to leave.

Smart and good question IMO. Been asked it many times and its helped me a few times.

Even better, is when the W/G rings or text back, stating that I forgot some thing  :thumbsup:

« Last Edit: August 14, 2015, 05:52:53 PM by The_Don »

Offline anyfucker

I've been ask will I leave a review on A/W.  I bluntly tell them no.

Smart and good question IMO. Been asked it many times and its helped me a few times.

Even better, is when the W/G rings or text back, stating that I forgot some thing  :thumbsup:
not if you left your phone behind  :D   not that i have ever done it or left anything behind but been told of a few that did.

Offline The_Don

not if you left your phone behind  :D   not that i have ever done it or left anything behind but been told of a few that did.

I some times leave a watch, I make sure they see it. At the start of a punt 

Usually work related and the BS fake job small talk usually amuses me, especially if they know more about my fake job than I do !

Offline Dani

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I'm guilty of often asking if the guy is working today and skiving off for a couple of hours.  I find it also helps break the tension with some of the more nervous guys

I never ask if they have a partner as it is none of my bloody business just as I don't like it when they ask me.

IIts better if we all stick to a rule of only asking questions we would not mind asked of us as well which tends to mean nothing personal including married?what job they do? None of us want to be asked personal questions and if we are the answer is likely to be made up anyway so these topics are better off avoided unless the client starts talking about himself in which case its ok to ask questions where appropriate.

I always get asked the same things by new clients
are you busy?
How many men do you see a day?
How much do you earn?
how long to you plan to do this?
how long have you done this
and the worst question of all....Why do you do this  (can you imagine if prossies asked  punters this every time we saw a new one)

Why are you still single?  :D I was asked  :D


I've been asked this many times.

I fool myself into thinking it means they think I'm good-looking and pretty hot in bed, so why on earth don't I have an adoring other half?

The reality is probably that they just think I'm a loser  :D.

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and the worst question of all....Why do you do this  (can you imagine if prossies asked  punters this every time we saw a new one)
I just reply, "mid life crisis" with a  :rolleyes: and leave it at that.

Offline Big Cat

i think nearly every WG has asked me  "have you got everything" as i am about to leave.

Ah yes, this sometimes followed by reeling off a list of about 27 items when all I've brought is my phone,  keys and wallet
« Last Edit: August 14, 2015, 08:03:33 PM by Big Cat »
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Offline punk

Why are you still single?  :D I was asked  :D

i've been asked that,one of many on here.

Offline punk

That reminds me of a couple of times,i've had

"Why do you do this?"

"Why do you pay to have sex with a women"


I've been asked this many times.

I fool myself into thinking it means they think I'm good-looking and pretty hot in bed, so why on earth don't I have an adoring other half?

The reality is probably that they just think I'm a loser  :D.

Once i said i'm still single because i have low self-esteem. And her face - you would love to see it  :D

Offline purple_t

That reminds me of a couple of times,i've had

"Why do you do this?"

"Why do you pay to have sex with a women"

Wow really? I would not return to see a girl who asked me that!

The stuff I get asked every time:
What do you do for a living?
Do you live locally?
How old are you?
You look like you work out a lot, do you?
What are you going to do for the rest of the day?

Offline Kerosene

I'll put up with the usual spiel questions, so long as I don't get asked 'You want bareback?'

When i face questions i don't really like i just get sarcastic and they know it's enough. WTF? Interview with the Vampire???

Offline cueball


You look like you work out a lot, do you?


Ha ha, I get "what's the best pie you've had?"


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