khloe sexy girl colindale

[Cuntminion]

I prepare myself for a bit of fluffy paint ball    as its my third review of said sp but unlike my first two where I was starry eyed I'm firm footed now and some on here know my posting style so I can add cats and make this review to a decent standard

Date:today time:afternoon


Location: flat, has doors, Windows, ceiling and floor
Easy to find parking available (not 2 -3 pm) my imaginary car parked fine, no cycle racks but in my opinion cyclists have no place in society, if your walking your golden as you legs are attached to your body and that goes with you


Cost:£100 1hour

Services: fk/dfk/owo/penetration protected/reverse oral/hugs

Services offered to myself : hand relief to pop because inherently I a m a failure as a human being   

The meet: arrived pleasant greeting  khloe was wearing a black bra underwear combo, she looked stunning always does, size 8 perfectly proportioned started of fk bit of grabbing and prodding as you do this went on for a good while then onto owo, lots of noise during eye contact she knows how to do it well

Onto reverse oral this usually goes on for ten minutes ample time for her to do her shopping list and for me to think about the war in Syria  I'm kidding
Reverse oral I love doing whether I'm doing it right  she's responsive get wet and makes all the right noises using her hands throughout makes it feel great

After more owo then onto doggy and her on top I feel half guilty as its usually her on top putting the effort in as soon as the condom is on flags flying at half mast but we have come ways and one day I will finish during , I will probably get a celebration cake

Back to more owo , dildo comes out and I'm ready to walk then I learn dildos for her not me

Dildo play whilst I finish myself like a monkey on speed to pop on khloes breasts (I did mention I'm useless)

Little chat after half the charm and why I return is khloes personality there's never a dull silence and she can handle any topic (I plan on testing this over time conversation topics third Reich , cats, IS , cats, Islamic fundamentalism, more cats to see if there is a cut off point)

Had a shower and went on my way

Would I return : yes
Recommended : yes
Link: once it's sorted

Rating ten out of ten cats

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[Cuntminion]

Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

[vw]

Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

Here is the link

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How much terror was in your eyes when the dildo come out.

[Cuntminion]

Here is the link

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How much terror was in your eyes when the dildo come out.

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[d00fer]

Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

Since you asked, I'll oblige, hopefully constructively. This is my opinion though, I'm no authority on writing reviews, I don't write the rules around here and wouldn't want to, and apologies if this comes across as hypocritical given some of my reviews. I haven't met Khloe, currently have no desire to, but I don't doubt that she is a skilled WG and probably deserves the good reviews as she clearly is one of a few that is able to enable what seems like EAS in a number of punters on here.

The main criticism that I have is that the review tells me more about you than the WG. You cover the basics, cost, time, services, etc., but the rest of it tells me more about your state of mind than how good she is. And it's that bit in particular I don't particularly want to read. From this and some of your more recent posts, I feel you should take a break, at least from Khloe. I hope you don't melt down in a similar way to Marty.

Oh and God forbid you should ever meet Ameera.

[Big Cat]

^ Don't listen to him comaminion! I had a good chuckle reading your review. What else is there to say about Khloe at this point anyway...

[squeezebox]

A good review...until next time. 

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[arkenciel]

cat photos always make a thread more fun to read.

 

[Cuntminion]

Since you asked, I'll oblige, hopefully constructively. This is my opinion though, I'm no authority on writing reviews, I don't write the rules around here and wouldn't want to, and apologies if this comes across as hypocritical given some of my reviews. I haven't met Khloe, currently have no desire to, but I don't doubt that she is a skilled WG and probably deserves the good reviews as she clearly is one of a few that is able to enable what seems like EAS in a number of punters on here.

The main criticism that I have is that the review tells me more about you than the WG. You cover the basics, cost, time, services, etc., but the rest of it tells me more about your state of mind than how good she is. And it's that bit in particular I don't particularly want to read. From this and some of your more recent posts, I feel you should take a break, at least from Khloe. I hope you don't melt down in a similar way to Marty.

Oh and God forbid you should ever meet Ameera.

There are many things that may trigger a melt down in my life but never a wg it's my happy place (behind a cattery or metal concert)

If you have more specific questions on khloe or the meet or how good she is


Ask away


But it's nigh on impossible to be impartial enough because I'm not reviewing a fucking tin opener which will be the same for everyone on Amazon I'm reviewing a personal experience

So yes a review will be partially about me , somewhat jokingly about me as unlike mcfly I don't want to mills and boon it, add some humour at my expense

Meltdown about punting? That's not me but if I missed any of the biggies for you (shower gel assortment , bedspread , Ikea furnishings) constructive would be asking about what you want rather than saying it's not enough

[d00fer]

There are many things that may trigger a melt down in my life but never a wg it's my happy place (behind a cattery or metal concert)

If you have more specific questions on khloe or the meet or how good she is


Ask away


But it's nigh on impossible to be impartial enough because I'm not reviewing a fucking tin opener which will be the same for everyone on Amazon I'm reviewing a personal experience

So yes a review will be partially about me , somewhat jokingly about me as unlike mcfly I don't want to mills and boon it, add some humour at my expense

Meltdown about punting? That's not me but if I missed any of the biggies for you (shower gel assortment , bedspread , Ikea furnishings) constructive would be asking about what you want rather than saying it's not enough

I'm not asking for more details. I am merely responding to your request in this review thread for feedback on your reviewing style. Take it or leave it, that's up to you, but you did specifically ask for it in the second post in this thread. If you only want to hear sycophantic support then don't ask. Similarly I'm not asking you to review a fucking tin opener. Though if you have any reviews on Amazon send me a link. I'll be interested to see if you add any bloody cat references.

Anyway, you obviously disagree, but I see so many similarities in this review style as Marty's. Admittedly you're not as long or as flowery or gushing, but these statements about you...

I a m a failure as a human being   

After more owo then onto doggy and her on top I feel half guilty as its usually her on top putting the effort in as soon as the condom is on flags flying at half mast but we have come ways and one day I will finish during , I will probably get a celebration cake

(I did mention I'm useless)

(I plan on testing this over time conversation topics third Reich , cats, IS , cats, Islamic fundamentalism, more cats to see if there is a cut off point)

...don't sound good to a casual reader, and in the overall review reveal more about you than Khloe. If this is an attempt at self-deprecating humour, I don't feel that it comes across, it just reads as if you've self esteem issues.

[unclesweetheart]

I think there's a useful debate to be had here. My reviews are probably far too subjective, but equally I am bored by reviews which leave out the subjective element. I agree with doofer that too much subjectivity is boring too, since we need to know exactly what happened to trigger a very positive response in any given punter. The term "fluffy" gets thrown about, but maybe the most helpful way of defining it would be an excess of the subjective over the objective: peans of praise which aren't backed up by precise detail. (The normal AW Field Report, in other words.)

I value UKP because at its best it's informative and also, perish the word, celebratory: after all, we punt for pleasure and the accounts of the heightened experiences we get from great sessions (filthy, tender, both, whatever) make for great reading and - for me anyway - are the lifeblood of this forum. Everyone has strong feelings aboiut this but my note to self is to balance the objective/ subjective in all my future reviews.

In terms of the present review: I love cats myself but - really?

[Cuntminion]

I'm not asking for more details. I am merely responding to your request in this review thread for feedback on your reviewing style. Take it or leave it, that's up to you, but you did specifically ask for it in the second post in this thread. If you only want to hear sycophantic support then don't ask. Similarly I'm not asking you to review a fucking tin opener. Though if you have any reviews on Amazon send me a link. I'll be interested to see if you add any bloody cat references.

Anyway, you obviously disagree, but I see so many similarities in this review style as Marty's. Admittedly you're not as long or as flowery or gushing, but these statements about you...

...don't sound good to a casual reader, and in the overall review reveal more about you than Khloe. If this is an attempt at self-deprecating humour, I don't feel that it comes across, it just reads as if you've self esteem issues.

Nah my self esteem is fine I'm very self aware

And yes I did ask for feedback as a footnote any future reviews I will add any questions please ask

self-deprecating humour yep and your right it won't come across for everyone but some it will

And fuck it I like cats, the cats stay

[hashbang]

I saw this young lady Khloe this week on Monday and Tuesday respectively. It was good experience with an independent girl. I used to see escorts from brothels then I was long break in punting and just joined in AW and trying to find decent girls around this area. I live in Golders green. I had very good conversations with Khloe regarding my Jews community work in Golders green. She is a good listener and very social. I will start writing review here. but wanted to know is there any specific review format I have to follow?

[d00fer]

I saw this young lady Khloe this week on Monday and Tuesday respectively. It was good experience with an independent girl. I used to see escorts from brothels hen I was long break in punting and just joined in AW and trying to find decent girls around this area. I live in Golders green. I had very good conversations with Khloe regarding my Jews community work in Golders green. She is a good listener and very social. I will start writing review here. but wanted to know is there any specific review format I have to follow?

No there isn't but this is a good starter External Link/Members Only

My personal preference, try to make it more about the WG, rather than your psychological issues

[Cuntminion]

No there isn't but this is a good starter External Link/Members Only

My personal preference, try to make it more about the WG, rather than your psychological issues

Hey be nice you had your soapbox speech no need for a dig 

[hashbang]

No there isn't but this is a good starter External Link/Members Only

My personal preference, try to make it more about the WG, rather than your psychological issues

thanks for that you are very kind. I will follow that.

[d00fer]

Hey be nice you had your soapbox speech no need for a dig 

Have you taken over from Admin now? Am I not allowed to express my opinion?

[Cuntminion]

I saw this young lady Khloe this week on Monday and Tuesday respectively. It was good experience with an independent girl. I used to see escorts from brothels then I was long break in punting and just joined in AW and trying to find decent girls around this area. I live in Golders green. I had very good conversations with Khloe regarding my Jews community work in Golders green. She is a good listener and very social. I will start writing review here. but wanted to know is there any specific review format I have to follow?

 

That's like saying I help blacks

I know what you meant and from your wording English not your first language?

regarding my Jews community work in Golders green
Try
Regarding the help I provide the Jewish community

Just sounds more tactful

Also welcome dude

[d00fer]

thanks for that you are very kind. I will follow that.

You're welcome, it's good advice.

[Cuntminion]

Have you taken over from Admin now? Am I not allowed to express my opinion?

Well no not really, your entitled to your opinion , two opinions even on a summers day

But the more sniping you do (I'd say discreetly but it was anything but) the more come across to me as a petulant child or moody teenage girl (you choose , it's like one of them pick your own adventure books)

[hashbang]

 

That's like saying I help blacks

I know what you meant and from your wording English not your first language?

regarding my Jews community work in Golders green
Try
Regarding the help I provide the Jewish community

Just sounds more tactful

Also welcome dude

I can help/advice you about your personal and psychological issue if you are suffering. I will do my best. grammatically your writing styles are not correct I am afraid to say I guess something missing on you. 

[Cuntminion]

I can help/advice you about your personal and psychological issue if you are suffering. I will do my best. grammatically your writing styles are not correct I am afraid to say I guess something missing on you. 

 

Ukp
Uk psychologists


And I never even knew

[d00fer]

Well no not really, your entitled to your opinion , two opinions even on a summers day

But the more sniping you do (I'd say discreetly but it was anything but) the more come across to me as a petulant child or moody teenage girl (you choose , it's like one of them pick your own adventure books)

It's nothing like a 'pick your own adventure book' and I'm not sniping and at least we both agree it's not discreet, it's not meant to be. You asked for feedback and I gave it. You chose to start the barely veiled insults.

From your posting history you read as if you have self esteem and confidence issues, sorry if that isn't true, but it is the way it reads. You've seen and reviewed two girls yet managed to post over 1,000 times in what? 3 months? IMO you should either punt a lot more with a lot more variety or just give up. Sorry to break it to you, but Khloe isn't going to give a shit if you manage to keep it up long enough to come inside her (I honestly wish I didn't know this was a problem for you). She might enjoy the cake though.

Oh, and my apologies to anyone wanting to read a thread about Khloe. I didn't want to derail it, just offer asked for feedback

[Cuntminion]

It's nothing like a 'pick your own adventure book' and I'm not sniping and at least we both agree it's not discreet, it's not meant to be. You asked for feedback and I gave it. You chose to start the barely veiled insults.

From your posting history you read as if you have self esteem and confidence issues, sorry if that isn't true, but it is the way it reads. You've seen and reviewed two girls yet managed to post over 1,000 times in what? 3 months? IMO you should either punt a lot more with a lot more variety or just give up. Sorry to break it to you, but Khloe isn't going to give a shit if you manage to keep it up long enough to come inside her (I honestly wish I didn't know this was a problem for you). She might enjoy the cake though.

Oh, and my apologies to anyone wanting to read a thread about Khloe. I didn't want to derail it, just offer asked for feedback

My confidence is at its highest

Giving up is for quitters

My post count is what it is

No she probably won't care

A problem shared is a problem halved

But I have to set personal goals

Cake would be marvellous who doesn't like cake

[Hyperchicken]

Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

Too many fucking smileys, lose the comedy but keep the cats.

[Cuntminion]

Too many fucking smileys

I will reduce amount of emojis in the future


See doofer this is constructive

[d00fer]

My confidence is at its highest

Giving up is for quitters

My post count is what it is

No she probably won't care

A problem shared is a problem halved

But I have to set personal goals

Cake would be marvellous who doesn't like cake

Seriously? Have you even read what you've posted, not just in this thread, but all the others you comment in? Your confidence is at it's highest? That's certainly not the way you write. I'm sincerely sorry you see it differently, but I feel you need professional help.

The fact that you couldn't see my initial response as constructive criticism speak volumes to me. I hope I'm wrong and that I don't read about your breakdown on here sometime in the future.

Oh, and I don't care if I'm on my own on this, but I don't like cake. And cat pics, as much as I love them, don't belong in a review.

[Cuntminion]

Seriously? Have you even read what you've posted, not just in this thread, but all the others you comment in? Your confidence is at it's highest? That's certainly not the way you write. I'm sincerely sorry you see it differently, but I feel you need professional help.

The fact that you couldn't see my initial response as constructive criticism speak volumes to me. I hope I'm wrong and that I don't read about your breakdown on here sometime in the future.

Oh, and I don't care if I'm on my own on this, but I don't like cake. And cat pics, as much as I love them, don't belong in a review.

Potato tomato

This back and forth could go on forever

I'm me , I know me better than you could in any drummed up conclusion you think you have gathered from my posting style

It's getting boring now so consider it my last response to you on this matter

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[d00fer]

Potato tomato

This back and forth could go on forever

I'm me , I know me better than you could in any drummed up conclusion you think you have gathered from my posting style

It's getting boring now so consider it my last response to you on this matter

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Sadly, I don't think you know you anywhere near as well as you think you do. It's not just your posting style, it's the topics you start, the responses that you write, and the context that you put them in.

The simple fact that you ask for feedback on your reviewing style and respond with diversions and dull insults as opposed to writing a reasonable response to the criticism speaks volumes.

But whatever, continue to hide behind your cat pictures

[Cuntminion]

Btw as there is no profile to link to khloe here's her contact
Posting rules say -
 Please include a profile or website link. If no link is available, please include contact details.
- Please include town / city in the subject.
- Reviews cannot be deleted once posted.
Since no working link is available at present , her contact details (with her permission) are - 07585 476685

[vw]

I can help/advice you about your personal and psychological issue if you are suffering. I will do my best. grammatically your writing styles are not correct I am afraid to say I guess something missing on you. 

Nor are yours afraid

I can help advise not advice

Something missing on you should be in you

[OldAdmin]

I can help/advice you about your personal and psychological issue if you are suffering. I will do my best. grammatically your writing styles are not correct I am afraid to say I guess something missing on you. 

Troll, rather than keep signing up with new accounts and getting re-banned, please jump in front of a fast moving train.

[lewishamguy]

It's nothing like a 'pick your own adventure book' and I'm not sniping and at least we both agree it's not discreet, it's not meant to be. You asked for feedback and I gave it. You chose to start the barely veiled insults.

From your posting history you read as if you have self esteem and confidence issues, sorry if that isn't true, but it is the way it reads. You've seen and reviewed two girls yet managed to post over 1,000 times in what? 3 months? IMO you should either punt a lot more with a lot more variety or just give up. Sorry to break it to you, but Khloe isn't going to give a shit if you manage to keep it up long enough to come inside her (I honestly wish I didn't know this was a problem for you). She might enjoy the cake though.

Oh, and my apologies to anyone wanting to read a thread about Khloe. I didn't want to derail it, just offer asked for feedback

I told him once he's an attention seeker who found this site accidentally. He's just here trying to get his posts count up. We've had someone like him before but didn't last that long and post limit was reduced to 10 posts per day. 

[Cuntminion]

I told him once he's an attention seeker who found this site accidentally. He's just here trying to get his posts count up. We've had someone like him before but didn't last that long and post limit was reduced to 10 posts per day. 

 

Of course

[Sylvester]

Who doesn't like cats, right?  Particularly black and white ones with speech impediments...

But - the review did kind of get a bit lost inside the relentless humour.  I like your style, and I like your sense of humour, but it's as though you really dialled it up to 11 for this review, when maybe an easy listening 6 would have been more appropriate.

Not sure it's reasonable to comment on your mental wellbeing just yet...  I think there are other folk out there more in the running as junior Marty McFly replacements than you.

Please don't make me wrong by going full time traveller.

[claretandblue]

Nothing against this review in itself but I personally wouldn't see this girl as there seem to be too many guys obsessed with her and you run the risk of one of them turning up pre or post punt!

[vw]

Nothing against this review in itself but I personally wouldn't see this girl as there seem to be too many guys obsessed with her and you run the risk of one of them turning up pre or post punt!

EAS seems quite common these days but the only cure is always have at least 2 different escorts between a regulars. I wouldn't want to punterbump at the best of times but one with EAS no chance.

[squeezebox]

EAS seems quite common these days but the only cure is always have at least 2 different escorts between a regulars. I wouldn't want to punterbump at the best of times but one with EAS no chance.

Good advice for EAS. Also taking a long break and going cold turkey....

Mind you, Khloe does sound worth a booking though...

[johnnyboy61]

I told him once he's an attention seeker who found this site accidentally. He's just here trying to get his posts count up. We've had someone like him before but didn't last that long and post limit was reduced to 10 posts per day. 

After Comaminion had posted 600 times in his first 2 months on this site I had a bit of a moan about excessive posting compared to his very limited experience. His response was:

I post a lot it's just what I do, another forum I got 20,000 posts (non punting related forum)

You have been warned!

[vw]

After Comaminion had posted 600 times in his first 2 months on this site I had a bit of a moan about excessive posting compared to his very limited experience. His response was:You have been warned!

Is there a limit I'm not aware of ?  Anyway just looked in the deleted posts forum and no condiment posts.

[lewishamguy]

After Comaminion had posted 600 times in his first 2 months on this site I had a bit of a moan about excessive posting compared to his very limited experience. His response was:You have been warned!

20000 posts that must be a kid forum where he used to post. Sometimes morons are coming here with some hidden agenda. Like this twat who managed to post over 5000 within 8 months and was using this site like IRC. But didn't last long.

[vw]

20000 posts that must be a kid forum where he used to post. Sometimes morons are coming here with some hidden agenda. Like this twat who managed to post over 5000 within 8 months and was using this site like IRC. But didn't last long.

Maybe higher than average posts is a symptom of EAS, there are a few on here that have to mention their UKP darling on every post.

[johnnyboy61]

Maybe higher than average posts is a symptom of EAS, there are a few on here that have to mention their UKP darling on every post.

Comaminion's posting rate is actually higher than Vorian's referred to above. Apart from his beloved Khloe, for whom he states that he doesn't have EAS, I think his display of affection for cats and his own sense of humour is becoming rather tiresome. Perhaps he might be appreciated more on a site of a different nature?

[Sylvester]

Comaminion's posting rate is actually higher than Vorian's referred to above. Apart from his beloved Khloe, for whom he states that he doesn't have EAS, I think his display of affection for cats and his own sense of humour is becoming rather tiresome. Perhaps he might be appreciated more on a site of a different nature?

I don't think that is a reasonable thing to say.

While his posts may not be to everyone's tastes, I'm sure that neither are yours, nor mine.  He is not offensive, doesn't unreasonably slate people, and contributes his views.  He has a high post count, but so what?

I'm sure he will eventually get round to seeing and reviewing other girls, but at the moment he seems pretty content to stick with one girl he likes.  Again, so what?

I think your comment suggesting he clear off to another site is unjustified, and would only serve to stifle the variety of reviews and comments available on this site.

[lewishamguy]

Maybe higher than average posts is a symptom of EAS, there are a few on here that have to mention their UKP darling on every post.

It's not just about EAS but about the quality what he actually posts here.

[PLeisure]

Comaminion's posting rate is actually higher than Vorian's referred to above. Apart from his beloved Khloe, for whom he states that he doesn't have EAS, I think his display of affection for cats and his own sense of humour is becoming rather tiresome. Perhaps he might be appreciated more on a site of a different nature?

One for immature adults with an excessively 'cute' cat obsession, perhaps
We have to put up with this nonsense.. ?? 

Peculiar I never strive for attention in social situations, I'm more of the leave me the fuck alone type 

+1000 posts - the majority being a relentlessly inane humour. Threads asking for advice, which is provided by more experienced punters and then rejected because it affronts his desperate need for attention. And three reviews of the same WG. 

I won't keep posting reviews if it's the only wg I'm gonna see

[lewishamguy]

Comaminion's posting rate is actually higher than Vorian's referred to above. Apart from his beloved Khloe, for whom he states that he doesn't have EAS, I think his display of affection for cats and his own sense of humour is becoming rather tiresome. Perhaps he might be appreciated more on a site of a different nature?

Vorian's posting rate was nearly 30 per day but later Admin limited him to 10 posts per day.

[Big Cat]

If you don't like the man's reviews, don't read them. king tarzan has his mangos, comaminion has his cats. What's the big deal? Don't read them if they grind your gears so much.

Let's also leave the pseudopsychology out of this shall we? What does it say about your own mental state when you take the effort to try and tear down a complete stranger on the Internet? We're all just avatars on a screen, it's the easiest thing in the world to be nasty on the Internet. At least coma's intentions are good and he's unafraid to be himself.

[Sylvester]

If you don't like the man's reviews, don't read them. king tarzan has his mangos, comaminion has his cats. What's the big deal? Don't read them if they grind your gears so much.

Let's also leave the pseudopsychology out of this shall we? What does it say about your own mental state when you take the effort to try and tear down a complete stranger on the Internet? We're all just avatars on a screen, it's the easiest thing in the world to be nasty on the Internet. At least coma's intentions are good and he's unafraid to be himself.

Agreed.

Is it just us cats that are sticking together?

[Cuntminion]

Thanks to the decent posts , its appreciated 


For those that monitor quality , quantity and if it appeals to your personal taste I'm sorry if you find it upsetting but what can I say
It's elitist snobbery at its best, probably the most unattractive part of a forum is some sort of pretentious self righteous click who try and enforce their own rule set

I make an effort to adhere to forum rules , if admin deem it fit to cap post limit so be it that's admin

Members criticizing post count to review , quality of posts as they see it, trying to correlate those to me as an individual in a negative sense, sorry I don't bow or cave to indirect bullying

You got the option , if you don't like don't read it