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    56 review(s) for khloe sexy girl (54 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)


    Offline comaminion

    I prepare myself for a bit of fluffy paint ball   :rolleyes: as its my third review of said sp but unlike my first two where I was starry eyed I'm firm footed now and some on here know my posting style so I can add cats and make this review to a decent standard

    Date:today time:afternoon


    Location: flat, has doors, Windows, ceiling and floor
    Easy to find parking available (not 2 -3 pm) my imaginary car parked fine, no cycle racks but in my opinion cyclists have no place in society, if your walking your golden as you legs are attached to your body and that goes with you


    Cost:£100 1hour

    Services: fk/dfk/owo/penetration protected/reverse oral/hugs :D

    Services offered to myself : hand relief to pop because inherently I a m a failure as a human being   :thumbsup:

    The meet: arrived pleasant greeting  :hi: khloe was wearing a black bra underwear combo, she looked stunning always does, size 8 perfectly proportioned started of fk bit of grabbing and prodding as you do this went on for a good while then onto owo, lots of noise during eye contact she knows how to do it well

    Onto reverse oral this usually goes on for ten minutes ample time for her to do her shopping list and for me to think about the war in Syria  :D I'm kidding
    Reverse oral I love doing whether I'm doing it right  :unknown: she's responsive get wet and makes all the right noises using her hands throughout makes it feel great

    After more owo then onto doggy and her on top I feel half guilty as its usually her on top putting the effort in as soon as the condom is on flags flying at half mast but we have come ways and one day I will finish during , I will probably get a celebration cake

    Back to more owo , dildo comes out and I'm ready to walk then I learn dildos for her not me :D

    Dildo play whilst I finish myself like a monkey on speed to pop on khloes breasts (I did mention I'm useless)

    Little chat after half the charm and why I return is khloes personality there's never a dull silence and she can handle any topic (I plan on testing this over time conversation topics third Reich , cats, IS , cats, Islamic fundamentalism, more cats to see if there is a cut off point)

    Had a shower and went on my way

    Would I return : yes
    Recommended : yes
    Link: once it's sorted

    Rating ten out of ten cats




    Offline comaminion

    Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

    Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

    Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

    Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward
    Here is the link

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    How much terror was in your eyes when the dildo come out.

    Offline comaminion

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    How much terror was in your eyes when the dildo come out.


    Offline d00fer

    Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

    Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

    Since you asked, I'll oblige, hopefully constructively. This is my opinion though, I'm no authority on writing reviews, I don't write the rules around here and wouldn't want to, and apologies if this comes across as hypocritical given some of my reviews. I haven't met Khloe, currently have no desire to, but I don't doubt that she is a skilled WG and probably deserves the good reviews as she clearly is one of a few that is able to enable what seems like EAS in a number of punters on here.

    The main criticism that I have is that the review tells me more about you than the WG. You cover the basics, cost, time, services, etc., but the rest of it tells me more about your state of mind than how good she is. And it's that bit in particular I don't particularly want to read. From this and some of your more recent posts, I feel you should take a break, at least from Khloe. I hope you don't melt down in a similar way to Marty.

    Oh and God forbid you should ever meet Ameera.


    Offline Big Cat

    ^ Don't listen to him comaminion! I had a good chuckle reading your review. What else is there to say about Khloe at this point anyway...
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    cat photos always make a thread more fun to read.

     :hi:

    Offline comaminion

    Since you asked, I'll oblige, hopefully constructively. This is my opinion though, I'm no authority on writing reviews, I don't write the rules around here and wouldn't want to, and apologies if this comes across as hypocritical given some of my reviews. I haven't met Khloe, currently have no desire to, but I don't doubt that she is a skilled WG and probably deserves the good reviews as she clearly is one of a few that is able to enable what seems like EAS in a number of punters on here.

    The main criticism that I have is that the review tells me more about you than the WG. You cover the basics, cost, time, services, etc., but the rest of it tells me more about your state of mind than how good she is. And it's that bit in particular I don't particularly want to read. From this and some of your more recent posts, I feel you should take a break, at least from Khloe. I hope you don't melt down in a similar way to Marty.

    Oh and God forbid you should ever meet Ameera.

    There are many things that may trigger a melt down in my life but never a wg it's my happy place (behind a cattery or metal concert)

    If you have more specific questions on khloe or the meet or how good she is


    Ask away


    But it's nigh on impossible to be impartial enough because I'm not reviewing a fucking tin opener which will be the same for everyone on Amazon I'm reviewing a personal experience

    So yes a review will be partially about me , somewhat jokingly about me as unlike mcfly I don't want to mills and boon it, add some humour at my expense

    Meltdown about punting? That's not me but if I missed any of the biggies for you (shower gel assortment , bedspread , Ikea furnishings) constructive would be asking about what you want rather than saying it's not enough
    « Last Edit: August 12, 2015, 11:12:45 pm by comaminion »

    Offline d00fer

    There are many things that may trigger a melt down in my life but never a wg it's my happy place (behind a cattery or metal concert)

    If you have more specific questions on khloe or the meet or how good she is


    Ask away


    But it's nigh on impossible to be impartial enough because I'm not reviewing a fucking tin opener which will be the same for everyone on Amazon I'm reviewing a personal experience

    So yes a review will be partially about me , somewhat jokingly about me as unlike mcfly I don't want to mills and boon it, add some humour at my expense

    Meltdown about punting? That's not me but if I missed any of the biggies for you (shower gel assortment , bedspread , Ikea furnishings) constructive would be asking about what you want rather than saying it's not enough

    I'm not asking for more details. I am merely responding to your request in this review thread for feedback on your reviewing style. Take it or leave it, that's up to you, but you did specifically ask for it in the second post in this thread. If you only want to hear sycophantic support then don't ask. Similarly I'm not asking you to review a fucking tin opener. Though if you have any reviews on Amazon send me a link. I'll be interested to see if you add any bloody cat references.

    Anyway, you obviously disagree, but I see so many similarities in this review style as Marty's. Admittedly you're not as long or as flowery or gushing, but these statements about you...

    I a m a failure as a human being   :thumbsup:

    After more owo then onto doggy and her on top I feel half guilty as its usually her on top putting the effort in as soon as the condom is on flags flying at half mast but we have come ways and one day I will finish during , I will probably get a celebration cake

    (I did mention I'm useless)

    (I plan on testing this over time conversation topics third Reich , cats, IS , cats, Islamic fundamentalism, more cats to see if there is a cut off point)

    ...don't sound good to a casual reader, and in the overall review reveal more about you than Khloe. If this is an attempt at self-deprecating humour, I don't feel that it comes across, it just reads as if you've self esteem issues.

    Offline unclesweetheart

    I think there's a useful debate to be had here. My reviews are probably far too subjective, but equally I am bored by reviews which leave out the subjective element. I agree with doofer that too much subjectivity is boring too, since we need to know exactly what happened to trigger a very positive response in any given punter. The term "fluffy" gets thrown about, but maybe the most helpful way of defining it would be an excess of the subjective over the objective: peans of praise which aren't backed up by precise detail. (The normal AW Field Report, in other words.)

    I value UKP because at its best it's informative and also, perish the word, celebratory: after all, we punt for pleasure and the accounts of the heightened experiences we get from great sessions (filthy, tender, both, whatever) make for great reading and - for me anyway - are the lifeblood of this forum. Everyone has strong feelings aboiut this but my note to self is to balance the objective/ subjective in all my future reviews.

    In terms of the present review: I love cats myself but - really?
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    Offline comaminion

    I'm not asking for more details. I am merely responding to your request in this review thread for feedback on your reviewing style. Take it or leave it, that's up to you, but you did specifically ask for it in the second post in this thread. If you only want to hear sycophantic support then don't ask. Similarly I'm not asking you to review a fucking tin opener. Though if you have any reviews on Amazon send me a link. I'll be interested to see if you add any bloody cat references.

    Anyway, you obviously disagree, but I see so many similarities in this review style as Marty's. Admittedly you're not as long or as flowery or gushing, but these statements about you...

    ...don't sound good to a casual reader, and in the overall review reveal more about you than Khloe. If this is an attempt at self-deprecating humour, I don't feel that it comes across, it just reads as if you've self esteem issues.

    Nah my self esteem is fine I'm very self aware

    And yes I did ask for feedback as a footnote any future reviews I will add any questions please ask

    self-deprecating humour yep and your right it won't come across for everyone but some it will

    And fuck it I like cats, the cats stay

    Offline hashbang

    I saw this young lady Khloe this week on Monday and Tuesday respectively. It was good experience with an independent girl. I used to see escorts from brothels then I was long break in punting and just joined in AW and trying to find decent girls around this area. I live in Golders green. I had very good conversations with Khloe regarding my Jews community work in Golders green. She is a good listener and very social. I will start writing review here. but wanted to know is there any specific review format I have to follow? :hi:
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    Offline d00fer

    I saw this young lady Khloe this week on Monday and Tuesday respectively. It was good experience with an independent girl. I used to see escorts from brothels hen I was long break in punting and just joined in AW and trying to find decent girls around this area. I live in Golders green. I had very good conversations with Khloe regarding my Jews community work in Golders green. She is a good listener and very social. I will start writing review here. but wanted to know is there any specific review format I have to follow? :hi:

    No there isn't but this is a good starter http://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Guide_to_UKP_review_writing

    My personal preference, try to make it more about the WG, rather than your psychological issues

    Offline comaminion

    No there isn't but this is a good starter http://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Guide_to_UKP_review_writing

    My personal preference, try to make it more about the WG, rather than your psychological issues


    Hey be nice you had your soapbox speech no need for a dig  :D

    Offline hashbang

    No there isn't but this is a good starter http://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Guide_to_UKP_review_writing

    My personal preference, try to make it more about the WG, rather than your psychological issues

    thanks for that you are very kind. I will follow that. :hi:
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    Offline d00fer


    Hey be nice you had your soapbox speech no need for a dig  :D

    Have you taken over from Admin now? Am I not allowed to express my opinion?

    Offline comaminion

    I saw this young lady Khloe this week on Monday and Tuesday respectively. It was good experience with an independent girl. I used to see escorts from brothels then I was long break in punting and just joined in AW and trying to find decent girls around this area. I live in Golders green. I had very good conversations with Khloe regarding my Jews community work in Golders green. She is a good listener and very social. I will start writing review here. but wanted to know is there any specific review format I have to follow? :hi:


     :lol:

    That's like saying I help blacks

    I know what you meant and from your wording English not your first language?

    regarding my Jews community work in Golders green
    Try
    Regarding the help I provide the Jewish community

    Just sounds more tactful

    Also welcome dude

    Offline d00fer

    thanks for that you are very kind. I will follow that. :hi:

    You're welcome, it's good advice.

    Offline comaminion

    Have you taken over from Admin now? Am I not allowed to express my opinion?

    Well no not really, your entitled to your opinion , two opinions even on a summers day

    But the more sniping you do (I'd say discreetly but it was anything but) the more come across to me as a petulant child or moody teenage girl (you choose , it's like one of them pick your own adventure books)

    Offline hashbang


     :lol:

    That's like saying I help blacks

    I know what you meant and from your wording English not your first language?

    regarding my Jews community work in Golders green
    Try
    Regarding the help I provide the Jewish community

    Just sounds more tactful

    Also welcome dude

    I can help/advice you about your personal and psychological issue if you are suffering. I will do my best. grammatically your writing styles are not correct I am afraid to say I guess something missing on you.  :hi:
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    Offline comaminion

    I can help/advice you about your personal and psychological issue if you are suffering. I will do my best. grammatically your writing styles are not correct I am afraid to say I guess something missing on you.  :hi:

     :thumbsup:

    Ukp
    Uk psychologists


    And I never even knew

    Offline d00fer

    Well no not really, your entitled to your opinion , two opinions even on a summers day

    But the more sniping you do (I'd say discreetly but it was anything but) the more come across to me as a petulant child or moody teenage girl (you choose , it's like one of them pick your own adventure books)

    It's nothing like a 'pick your own adventure book' and I'm not sniping and at least we both agree it's not discreet, it's not meant to be. You asked for feedback and I gave it. You chose to start the barely veiled insults.

    From your posting history you read as if you have self esteem and confidence issues, sorry if that isn't true, but it is the way it reads. You've seen and reviewed two girls yet managed to post over 1,000 times in what? 3 months? IMO you should either punt a lot more with a lot more variety or just give up. Sorry to break it to you, but Khloe isn't going to give a shit if you manage to keep it up long enough to come inside her (I honestly wish I didn't know this was a problem for you). She might enjoy the cake though.

    Oh, and my apologies to anyone wanting to read a thread about Khloe. I didn't want to derail it, just offer asked for feedback
    « Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 01:18:37 am by d00fer »

    Offline comaminion

    It's nothing like a 'pick your own adventure book' and I'm not sniping and at least we both agree it's not discreet, it's not meant to be. You asked for feedback and I gave it. You chose to start the barely veiled insults.

    From your posting history you read as if you have self esteem and confidence issues, sorry if that isn't true, but it is the way it reads. You've seen and reviewed two girls yet managed to post over 1,000 times in what? 3 months? IMO you should either punt a lot more with a lot more variety or just give up. Sorry to break it to you, but Khloe isn't going to give a shit if you manage to keep it up long enough to come inside her (I honestly wish I didn't know this was a problem for you). She might enjoy the cake though.

    Oh, and my apologies to anyone wanting to read a thread about Khloe. I didn't want to derail it, just offer asked for feedback

    My confidence is at its highest

    Giving up is for quitters

    My post count is what it is

    No she probably won't care

    A problem shared is a problem halved

    But I have to set personal goals

    Cake would be marvellous who doesn't like cake

    Any pointers on my review style, my first three were bit poor no details

    Am I on the right track or too descriptive as I plan to use the above style going forward

    Too many fucking smileys, lose the comedy but keep the cats.
    « Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 01:27:19 am by Hyperchicken »






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