does anybody know any cheap street girls in East London? preferably Ilford.

[Quesadilla]

No problem, I will leave you in peace 

We should call you Saint Yorkshire mate! 

Can't believe I just wasted five minutes of my life reading this thread. OP is clearly a kid or troll or something - I only wish he was legit then I'd at least have the certain knowledge that he is bound to catch some horrible STI and die painfully in a gutter somewhere. 

[yorkshire123]

We should call you Saint Yorkshire mate! 

I'm trying to be less judgemental of other punters views & likes of late but sometimes I forget 

[Quesadilla]

I'm trying to be less judgemental of other punters views & likes of late but sometimes I forget 

Very noble of you - I always admire a bit of charity - even when it's for a hopeless case like this. 

[r10bbr]

there's a women called sarah who resides between ilford and 7 kings, she is english and aged 27 her rates are cheap £20 for sex and £10 for oral her details are as follows:
07438 112 559

[kerbcrawler]

We should call you Saint Yorkshire mate! 

Can't believe I just wasted five minutes of my life reading this thread. OP is clearly a kid or troll or something - I only wish he was legit then I'd at least have the certain knowledge that he is bound to catch some horrible STI and die painfully in a gutter somewhere. 

I don't care if you think I'm a troll you're you're not serving any purpose here and I don't know why you wasted five minutes on this thread either since you had nothing to to bring and only want to be a wind up merchant.

And amy way somebodys already given me good advice. I just gave up too quick yesterday but I'm probably going to end up going again today.

[kerbcrawler]

there's a women called sarah who resides between ilford and 7 kings, she is english and aged 27 her rates are cheap £20 for sex and £10 for oral her details are as follows:
07438 112 559

The stupid bitch put the phone down on me. Oh well might have better luck on Ilford lane.

[vw]

The stupid bitch put the phone down on me. Oh well might have better luck on Ilford lane.

I think r10bbr might be the real troll here

[kerbcrawler]

Haha she sounded like a slag. It could just be that she doesn't trust someone she hasn't met before.

[vw]

Haha she sounded like a slag. It could just be that she doesn't trust someone she hasn't met before.

She might ring back if she's hungry, can you cook ?

[kerbcrawler]

I texted her. Don't think I'm going to heat back.

[pumps]

Why ever not stay out, the late slug gets its ho and that ? 

I doubt Pumps is a lip reader but difficult at night if he was.

You're right, I'm no lip reader. But talking prossies its not hard to visually identify a Romanian once you've seen and fucked a few of them, Just like nearly all folks can spot a roma gypsy.
Of course there could be a few Bulgarians or what not in the mix, but they're the same LOW quality in punting terms imo.

Haha yea sounds a bit dumb I'm just trying to fix my sleeping routine.

Cool, I think I'm going to go tonight and aim to get there around 11 this time.

Seems like you're the only guy on here that gives straight forward answers.

  

However you haven't done yourself alot of favours in some of the things you've said, also your first posts on UKP were just to extract even more information, We (UKP) do like it here when a newbie arrives forthcoming with fresh information about prossies and the like to put something back into the eco system.

[Hertsgent]

As someone else said, just go to a Soho walk up - your main risk is being mugged by some EE in the Soho area (so earlier in the day the better)....the walk ups I've always found very enjoyable - the experience, the slight gamble about who the WG is (which you can derisk somewhat by looking at the wiki), and the enjoyment of peeling off the street up the stairs and vice versa. They start at £22

[Quesadilla]

I don't care if you think I'm a troll you're you're not serving any purpose here and I don't know why you wasted five minutes on this thread either since you had nothing to to bring and only want to be a wind up merchant.

And amy way somebodys already given me good advice. I just gave up too quick yesterday but I'm probably going to end up going again today.

Who is this Amy Way Somebody who gave you advice? Illiterate twat. 

[kerbcrawler]

Attempt number 2.

[kerbcrawler]

Now it's raining and I'm going to arrive at an empty street again, I know it. fuck my life!

[pumps]

Now it's raining and I'm going to arrive at an empty street again, I know it. fuck my life!

I think their pimps will have them out there, rain or shine to be honest.

[kerbcrawler]

lol ok I'm nearly there. It actually didn't turn into a full shower surprisingly. Hope it doesn't start up again though.

[d00fer]

You going to give us live updates during the punt? Maybe get us to vote on which one you should go for?

[kerbcrawler]

Haha nah I'm going to try and not punt. I want to get a number to make a safe arrangement tomorrow. When I'm face to face with a slag I might not be able to walk away though

[d00fer]

Still think you should take discreet pics and post them on here for us to vote on which slag's number you should get

[kerbcrawler]

Didn't know you could post pics. I will if I can figure it out. I'm under a bus shelter now waiting for the rain to stop.

[d00fer]

Upload them anonymously to imgur.com or similar image hosting sites and you can post the links in your replies

[kerbcrawler]

Sounds like too much bother. There's one up the road though. Going to walk up.

[d00fer]

Sounds like too much bother. There's one up the road though. Going to walk up.

A bit late now, but only takes 30 secs? How did it go?

[kerbcrawler]

I took one very bad one. Didn't even get her face
 Not worth uploading.

She said she wasn't working which was clearly a lie.

[d00fer]

Tomorrow night?

[kerbcrawler]

Nah I give up man. I'm walking past the spot one more time then going home.

[kerbcrawler]

You're right, I'm no lip reader. But talking prossies its not hard to visually identify a Romanian once you've seen and fucked a few of them, Just like nearly all folks can spot a roma gypsy.
Of course there could be a few Bulgarians or what not in the mix, but they're the same LOW quality in punting terms imo.

  

However you haven't done yourself alot of favours in some of the things you've said, also your first posts on UKP were just to extract even more information, We (UKP) do like it here when a newbie arrives forthcoming with fresh information about prossies and the like to put something back into the eco system.

I don't like to take and not give but I really don't have anything to offer. I I'm going to find a £30 girl on adult work and I'll definitely post a review.

[d00fer]

Don't give up yet. I'm sure you can find some slag to relieve you of your 20 quid

[claretandblue]

Could kerbcrawler become the low budget version of Westoe? 

[kerbcrawler]

Don't give up yet. I'm sure you can find some slag to relieve you of your 20 quid

Fuck that I went home frustrated and down for second (wasted) night. I did see another girl befor I left but she had loads of roma men around her.

[spiderwebber]

This thread is fucking Funny!  I want Kerbcrawler to go to LA Confidential in Ealing Broadway for a Lapdance

[kerbcrawler]

I already got my penis handles mate. The situation was so depressing that I didn't even talk about it.

I did write a good review though because the lady was really nice.

[kerbcrawler]

I already got my penis handles mate. The situation was so depressing that I didn't even talk about it.

I did write a good review though because the lady was really nice.

[yorkshire123]

I already got my penis handles mate. The situation was so depressing that I didn't even talk about it.

I did write a good review though because the lady was really nice.

I already got my penis handles mate. The situation was so depressing that I didn't even talk about it.

I did write a good review though because the lady was really nice.

That's some stutter you have there son 

[kerbcrawler]

Haha the Yorkshire man is back. Glad to see it.

[vw]

That's some stutter you have there son 

1 an 1/2 hour stutter.   

[kerbcrawler]

I opened my browser and it was at the page with message I typed out, so I thought it hadn't been sent so I clicked post.

[vw]

I opened my browser and it was at the page with message I typed out, so I thought it hadn't been sent so I clicked post.

The site usually pops up with error if you post the same thing, must be the time passed between that gave you the privilege of doing this.

[sanman]

I used this girl for a 15 min quickie shes got nice big boobs and she can suck. shes based near upney station in a nice discreet area.

External Link/Members Only

[kerbcrawler]

I hate black girls. Glad you enjoyed yourself though.

[pumps]

I hate black girls. Glad you enjoyed yourself though.

beggars can't be choosers. lol

[kerbcrawler]

lol I'm not a beggar anymore I had a dissapointing punt but a punt it was.

You know what's funny. That girl called me back pretending she didn't know who I was. She must be desperate for money. I texted her an hour after and said I'd meet her at 2 today. If I hear back I'll go.

[raylondoner]

I hate black girls.

Have to say I do like the pink interior though! 

[kerbcrawler]

Yea not theasculine features though.

[vw]

Yea not theasculine features though.

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[HippyCrack]

Quick question

Can you get done for kerb-crawling if as a pedestrian you head along Ilford Lane 'window shopping' with no intent to purchase? I can't find any info on google

[vw]

Quick question

Can you get done for kerb-crawling if as a pedestrian you head along Ilford Lane 'window shopping' with no intent to purchase? I can't find any info on google

They usually just move you on if considered loitering with intent.

[kerbcrawler]

?

Not "the masculine"

[HippyCrack]

Thanks VW that puts my mind at ease, I may have to visit Ilford in the next week or so and a leisurely walk down Ilford Lane could be quite interesting.