does anybody know any cheap street girls in East London? preferably Ilford.

[vw]

Seriously though. I thought about making a site for crackwhores.

How the fuck would they find it, if they are not savvy enough to get on a conventional site ?

Also how will you find them if you approach them offline to sign up the crackwhores with no internet, your having enough problems finding them already.

2nd thoughts have Groupon got any offers ?

[kerbcrawler]

How the fuck would they find it, if they are not savvy enough to get on a conventional site ?

Also how will you find them if you approach them offline to sign up the crackwhores with no internet, your having enough problems finding them already.

2nd thoughts have Groupon got any offers ?

When people aren't savvy it's usually out of laziness. When there's a motivation of money people will follow instructions. It would be like Gumtree, nothing complex. They just leave a a photo and their number.  And yea I'm having enough trouble now but I know where the areas of prostitution are and I can approach them like I'm going to do later on. Up north there are proper red light districts you can go to and find them easy every night.

[vw]

When people aren't savvy it's usually out of laziness. When there's a motivation of money people will follow instructions. It would be like Gumtree, nothing complex. They just leave a a photo and their number.  And yea I'm having enough trouble now but I know where the areas of prostitution are and I can approach them like I'm going to do later on. Up north there are proper red light districts you can go to and find them easy every night.

Been there done that in Liverpool lots in the early punting years the cathedral grounds were great.  Good luck with cloudcuckooland.co.uk website.

[kerbcrawler]

It would work though.

[vw]

It would work though.

Wouldn't only 5 people have searched the term crack whore London in the last month in the whole of uk.

wouldn't invest your £20 punting money in this !

[kerbcrawler]

You got jokes.

How would you know that. I'm sure many people search for prostitutes as opposed to escorts.

[vw]

You got jokes.

How would you know that. I'm sure many people search for prostitutes as opposed to escorts.

I know because I work in website promotion

590 people searched last month for prostitutes London and is a very competitive vertical. for little visitor numbers.

Just trying to help you make an informed decision

You can check yourself

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[kerbcrawler]

Yea not too many people but I stink it would snowball. People search for something more when they know it exists. I didn't even search for a site of that nature. (I have a while ago with no results)

[vw]

Yea not too many people but I stink it would snowball. People search for something more when they know it exists. I didn't even search for a site of that nature. (I have a while ago with no results)

Well one word of advice, get someone to spell check it before you publish.

Good luck tonight anyway I hope you get all the pleasure you need.

[claretandblue]

Ilford is redcab's manor,perhaps he can help the op?

[kefcseries]

(I use 4chan).

/b/?

[kerbcrawler]

And /ck/ /fit/ /biz/

[SamLP]

Go to the pub, find the ugliest bird there, buy her a few drinks and then do your business in the alleyway. Within your budget.

[mrx007]

Check out the movie: "Ill Manors" on BBC iPlayer for another 2 weeks. Features a great looking crack whore who is forced to suck and fuck for £20 or "£10 and a kebab".

Set in Forest Gate which isn't far from Ilford. You could aways cruise out there and see if there's any truth to the movie...

Seriously though: having sex with crack whores has to result in death, or worse...

[mrx007]

Forgot the movie link: External Link/Members Only

[kerbcrawler]

Ok guys I'm heading there now. Will update in 15 minutes.

[vw]

Ok guys I'm heading there now. Will update in 15 minutes.

Put your head cam on and start a Google hangout so we can come with you !

[kerbcrawler]

Should have told me earlier so I could buy one and take you all on this exciting journey.

I'm feeling like if I see one I'm going to want to do it then and there  (these emoticons are so dated and stale)

[vw]

I'm feeling like if I see one I'm going to want to do it then and there.

Might as well do it now , bent over a council dustbin is how i like it. 

[kerbcrawler]

Might as well do it now , bent over a council dustbin is how i like it.

lol mate that's your fantasy, don't try and push it onto me. I going to refrain and get a number if possible.

[vw]

lol mate that's your fantasy.

Not a fantasy when lived.  Test the numbers before you let them go, may be fobbing you.

[kerbcrawler]

I'm here now. I'm either a bit too early, it's a shit day, or a bit of both.

Im mot testing the number right there. How awkward would that be. If they want to fob me off they will.

[vw]

I'm here now. I'm either a bit too early, it's a shit day, or a bit of both.

Im mot testing the number right there. How awkward would that be. If they want to fob me off they will.

What are the bins like ?  Is the one from the bridge in the bushes ?

[kerbcrawler]

They're lovely. All of them are plastic and not metal so they don't get your  skin cold.

[kerbcrawler]

It's dead. This is one of the reasons I didn't want to do it this way. I'm going home in 5 minutes.

[pumps]

It's dead. This is one of the reasons I didn't want to do it this way. I'm going home in 5 minutes.

I went past on the way home,  I spotted at least 5 of them.


Then again this was 11.30pm. Your probably abit early son.

[kerbcrawler]

Ok I feel better that they were there last night. I'm not staying out that late though. We're there any English girls?

[vw]

Ok I feel better that they were there last night. I'm not staying out that late though. We're there any English girls?

Why ever not stay out, the late slug gets its ho and that ? 

I doubt Pumps is a lip reader but difficult at night if he was.

[kerbcrawler]

I hate getting home late and going straight to bed. If they're English it'll be worth it though.

And why would he have to be a lip reader? You can tell just be looking. Not from someone quietly chanting God save the Queen to themselves.

[vw]

I hate getting home late and going straight to bed. If they're English it'll be worth it though.

And why would he have to be a lip reader? You can tell just be looking. Not from someone quietly chanting God save the Queen to themselves.

How do you tell nationality of someone by driving past them in a car ?

[mash]

Just pop into Soho for a £20 quickie. At least you get a room and a bed.

[kerbcrawler]

You can't tell the difference between a fucking Romanian and an English person, without studying them in detail?

What colour are you?

[vw]

You can't tell the difference between a fucking Romanian and an English person, without studying them in detail?

What colour are you?

Do you mean Roma or Romanian, many Romanians look like the British Girls I see.

I'm pink, slightly pinker than earlier as I just got out of the shower ?

[kerbcrawler]

You know I mean Roma.

[vw]

You know I mean Roma.

Roma is not Romanian, Roma are from most of the eastern Nations in case you didn't know.  There are more Roma from Spain, France and USA than Romania.

Most Roma are not Romanian

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[kerbcrawler]

Go on AW they just call themselves romanian. Stop being and argumentative child. You knew what I meant.

[yorkshire123]

Roma is not Romanian, Roma are from most of the eastern Nations in case you didn't know.  There are more Roma from Spain, France and USA than Romania.

Most Roma are not Romanian

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I can't believe you are still humouring this idiot 

[gash bash]

Don't know how long these threads stay alive for. I've just come to this site an hour ago(I use 4chan). But yea I will.

This guy is a troll. Just had a look at 4chan - its mostly kids posting total nonsense, nothing about prossies on there. The site looks like a loads of forums where the idiots try to post the stupiddest pics.

[vw]

I can't believe you are still humouring this idiot 

Like a cat with a mouse !

[kerbcrawler]

This guy is a troll. Just had a look at 4chan - its mostly kids posting total nonsense, nothing about prossies on there. The site looks like a loads of forums where the idiots try to post the stupiddest pics.

You're a very ignorant person. Regular and polupular threads on 4chan are about stocks, how to build furniture, gaming, best routines for getting stronger. You probably went to the most retarded boards you could find. I'm no troll.

That's like saying the world is shit because all people do there is rape each other and have riots.

[pumps]

Haha you want a street hooker, but you don't want to stay out late.

They all looked romanian, there was one english girl that was clearly a drug user on the street too.

[kerbcrawler]

Haha yea sounds a bit dumb I'm just trying to fix my sleeping routine.

Cool, I think I'm going to go tonight and aim to get there around 11 this time.

Seems like you're the only guy on here that gives straight forward answers.

[yorkshire123]

You're a very ignorant person. Regular and polupular threads on 4chan are about stocks, how to build furniture, gaming, best routines for getting stronger. You probably went to the most retarded boards you could find. I'm no troll.

That's like saying the world is shit because all people do there is rape each other and have riots.

Come on then big boy its credibility time, as you can see most of the replies to your posts have been gentle ribbing or outright piss taking & to be honest you're not helping by only posting on this thread.
 
How's about sharing some of the AW girls you have shagged  then you may find that the ribbing will subside slightly.

[kerbcrawler]

Seems like pointless hassle to prove to some strangers that I used to pay for sex which isn't even something to be proud of haha. I will tell you that I had a nice Spanish girl from AW called Desile, this was in uppney and was amazing.

[kerbcrawler]

And they dissappear all the time. Do you think the same girls I've had are still on there? I highly doubt it.

[yorkshire123]

Seems like pointless hassle to prove to some strangers that I used to pay for sex which isn't even something to be proud of haha. I will tell you that I had a nice Spanish girl from AW called Desile, this was in uppney and was amazing.

Nope can't find her, next.......

By the way & against my better judgement (believe it or not) I'm trying to help you out here

[kerbcrawler]

What do you want from me? Pat for a girl for me and I'll really show you how I fuck escorts. I'll even mush your face in her pussy after I've cum in it.

[yorkshire123]

What do you want from me? Pat for a girl for me and I'll really show you how I fuck escorts. I'll even mush your face in her pussy after I've cum in it.

I don't want a thing off you as I made it quite clear on this thread that I thought you were a bit of a bell-end or a previously banned member causing mischief?

I just thought I would give you the benefit of the doubt & give you a gentle push in a direction that may give you a tiny bit of credibility & reduce the amount of ribbing you are receiving but if you are going to react like a cock every time someone questions you then fuck it.

[kerbcrawler]

Ok sorry. Didn't know you were really trying to help me. Just seemed like you were taking the piss.

[yorkshire123]

Ok sorry. Didn't know you were really trying to help me. Just seemed like you were taking the piss.

No problem, I will leave you in peace