Author Topic: does anybody know any cheap street girls in East London? preferably Ilford.  (Read 35273 times)

kerbcrawler

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I'm in a bad financial situation and can no longer afford girls on adultwork.  I would appreciate the help.

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Seriously mate! Your better off having a Wank!  :dash:

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I'm in a bad financial situation and can no longer afford girls on adultwork.  I would appreciate the help.

When does your school start again ?

kerbcrawler

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Seriously mate! Your better off having a Wank!  :dash:

Literally just signed up and this is the first (patronising, rude) comment I get. Nice.

A guy that uses prostitutes looking down on a guy that wants to use cheaper prostitutes. How ironic is that.

vw

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Seriously mate! Your better off having a Wank!  :dash:
That's mean, maybe he has no arms.  There is a buzz to street hunting, something I'm over now or maybe to fat to be agile in an alleyway these days.

They are not that much cheaper anyway.

yorkshire123

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Literally just signed up and this is the first (patronising, rude) comment I get. Nice.

A guy that uses prostitutes looking down on a guy that wants to use cheaper prostitutes. How ironic is that.

You've seen fuck all yet, stick around for a bit longer & you will smile at your own sensitivity  :D

kerbcrawler

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They're a lot cheaper. Half the price. Sometimes even a quater if you're lucky if you can catch a girl who just wants to make a bit extra before she heads home for the night.

kerbcrawler

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Not sensitive at all. When my friends take the piss out of me we all have a laugh. I just hate when I ask a serious question and get a smart smug answer.

yorkshire123

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London's London to this ignorant northerner so not sure if you have read https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=2399.0 or if the location you require is discussed within it.

kerbcrawler

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Yea this is relevant but it's just 4 years out of date.

vw

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They're a lot cheaper. Half the price. Sometimes even a quater if you're lucky if you can catch a girl who just wants to make a bit extra before she heads home for the night.
There is a difference in cheap vs value.

Anyway this link may help you fuck someone over a council dustbin (My secret fantasy but ideally with a posh lady).

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=2399.0

spiderwebber

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What's your budget?

You can get a (covered) BJ from a Hooker you can pick up down Ilford lane for £20 quid - it'll be 5 minutes and pretty unsatisfying and not worth it.

But if you're in a dire financial mess, have a Wank and save your money, or if you have a GF/Wife just work it out with her instead - as seriously, the cheap Hookers round there and everywhere are on the whole a waste of time, space and money and effort.



vw

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Yea this is relevant but it's just 4 years out of date.
Go to the last comment or page of comments, i believe you click the number 9 these are more recent.

yorkshire123

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Yea this is relevant but it's just 4 years out of date.

Its a thread dickhead, last post was made this month but quite frankly with your attitude I'll be surprised if anyone helps you out  Hidden Image/Members Only

Speedy

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I'm in a bad financial situation and can no longer afford girls on adultwork.  I would appreciate the help.

You can get girls on AW for 15 mins for as little as £30 doing full service.

kerbcrawler

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What's your budget?

You can get a (covered) BJ from a Hooker you can pick up down Ilford lane for £20 quid - it'll be 5 minutes and pretty unsatisfying and not worth it.

But if you're in a dire financial mess, have a Wank and save your money, or if you have a GF/Wife just work it out with her instead - as seriously, the cheap Hookers round there and everywhere are on the whole a waste of time, space and money and effort.

I'm not going to want forever mate. And choosing to not have sex at all because you can't get a pretty girl would be acting spoiled.

I know about ilford lane I've been years ago but Its risky with all the cameras and police. Also going home frustrated and empty handed when you can't get anyone. I want a girl I can call and and do it somewhere safe.

kerbcrawler

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vw

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Wank*
Guessed that, most places will be like Illford lane just the Ho's need drugs so don't give a fuck about cameras.  Not sure what to say, but sorry you are in the dire, may your fortunes change.

kerbcrawler

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You can get girls on AW for 15 mins for as little as £30 doing full service.

Thanks, but I can afford an extatic tenner though. I shouldn't even be spending £20 as I've got food and other stuff I need to buy.

kerbcrawler

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Guessed that, most places will be like Illford lane just the Ho's need drugs so don't give a fuck about cameras.  Not sure what to say, but sorry you are in the dire, may your fortunes change.

Thanks man.

bristolqwerty

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Not sensitive at all. When my friends take the piss out of me we all have a laugh. I just hate when I ask a serious question and get a smart smug answer.

I wouldn't call that answer smart, smug yes, but he doesn't come across at all as smart.  Wouldn't it be safer to use AW listed escorts, what's the fascination with street girls can I ask?

vw

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Thanks, but I can afford an extatic tenner though. I shouldn't even be spending £20 as I've got food and other stuff I need to buy.
Buy food then, your sounding like a petulant prick now by disrespecting those who suggest something more suggestible. 

kerbcrawler

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kerbcrawler

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Fuck! Autocorrect man.

Meant to say extra*

I forgot to say that my budget is £20 and taught I had noted that.

Definitely not trying to be arrogant. I appreciate that guys comment as it's the most useful reply.

vw

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I forgot to say that my budget is £20 and taught I had noted that.

Definitely not trying to be arrogant. I appreciate that guys comment as it's the most useful reply.
taught or thought?

Now that's not an auto correct that's an error.  Press any key to continue !

kerbcrawler

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Buy food then, your sounding like a petulant prick now by disrespecting those who suggest something more suggestible.

Im a fan of adult work. I've used it a few times. I don't have any disposable income now and street girls are drug addicts are very cheap.

Speedy

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Im a fan of adult work. I've used it a few times. I don't have any disposable income now and street girls are drug addicts are very cheap.

Hiring a solicitor to get you out of trouble when you are caught is going to be expensive though! Seriously, is an extra £10 really going to break the bank? If so it sounds to me like you shouldn't be punting. The chances of a £20 street punt being shit are very high also. I'd hate to spend £20 I can't afford to, and have to go home for a wank as the girl was so shit.

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LOL - this is  a funny old thread!


Even when times are hard but we still gotta have the small pleasures in life, so I don't blame you.

If I were you I'd go to Ilford lane & scope a few whores out, get their phone numbers.  Then Call them in a few days to meet somewhere discrete...

kerbcrawler

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I wasn't planning on actually doing it in a red light district. I just want one of those sort of girls. You can call them over to your house of meet them somewhere.

spiderwebber

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I wouldn't call that answer smart, smug yes, but he doesn't come across at all as smart.  Wouldn't it be safer to use AW listed escorts, what's the fascination with street girls can I ask?

Street Hookers are fascinating! You could pick up a nice one or if you're blind and foolish - pick up an STD - it's risky, and sordid and sleazy and can be very worthwhile .

kerbcrawler

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I wouldn't call that answer smart, smug yes, but he doesn't come across at all as smart.  Wouldn't it be safer to use AW listed escorts, what's the fascination with street girls can I ask?

(I originally replied to the wrong person)
Im a fan of adult work. I've used it a few times. I don't have any disposable income now and street girls are drug addicts are very cheap.


yorkshire123

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I wasn't planning on actually doing it in a red light district. I just want one of those sort of girls. You can call them over to your house of meet them somewhere.

Invite a street skank to your house, I originally thought you were a bit dim but now I'm thinking your as thick a pig shit  :(

vw

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I wasn't planning on actually doing it in a red light district. I just want one of those sort of girls. You can call them over to your house of meet them somewhere.
so you wan them to come to yours pay for a lift all for £20, good luck that sounds very optimistic.  I can understand £20 in the nearest alley way  but making an effort and travelling and losing spot on the skank mile would be to much.

Why not make some £20 proposition offers down the food bank or get some food there, Bobs your uncle you can afford a £30 punt.

spiderwebber

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Given a choice between a fit sexy Street Hooker or a Sexier "Escort" I'd take the Street Hooker all day every day any time- has more 'feel' more of a traditional old skool vibe, dirtier, filthier - pretty Wrong, and with a bit of je ne sais quoi

kerbcrawler

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LOL - this is  a funny old thread!


Even when times are hard but we still gotta have the small pleasures in life, so I don't blame you.

If I were you I'd go to Ilford lane & scope a few whores out, get their phone numbers.  Then Call them in a few days to meet somewhere discrete...

Haha yea it is funny when you think about it. I haven't punted in so long because I keep my priorities in order but yesterday I was thinking I can't just not have sex forever. I've got to live a bit and atleast squander a £20.

Great idea, I'm going to do that tonight and see if I have any luck. Cheers

spiderwebber

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Go to Southall instead. The hookers are better looking and less drug induced - more of the AW type Romanian but without the Internet connection.

kerbcrawler

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Invite a street skank to your house, I originally thought you were a bit dim but now I'm thinking your as thick a pig shit  :(

That was just an example. I don't even live alone. I was planning out meeting them in a park or toilet. You mug.

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Haha yea it is funny when you think about it. I haven't punted in so long because I keep my priorities in order but yesterday I was thinking I can't just not have sex forever. I've got to live a bit and atleast squander a £20.

Great idea, I'm going to do that tonight and see if I have any luck. Cheers

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Update the thread, as per your findings!

kerbcrawler

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so you wan them to come to yours pay for a lift all for £20, good luck that sounds very optimistic.  I can understand £20 in the nearest alley way  but making an effort and travelling and losing spot on the skank mile would be to much.

Why not make some £20 proposition offers down the food bank or get some food there, Bobs your uncle you can afford a £30 punt.

What do you mean? I didn't get the food Bank part.

kerbcrawler

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:thumbsup:

Update the thread, as per your findings!

Don't know how long these threads stay alive for. I've just come to this site an hour ago(I use 4chan). But yea I will.

vw

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Don't know how long these threads stay alive for. I've just come to this site an hour ago(I use 4chan). But yea I will.
The internet is forever, admin doesn't remove much.

yorkshire123

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That was just an example. I don't even live alone. I was planning out meeting them in a park or toilet. You mug.

You catch on quickly, maybe a little too quickly to be a complete newbie  ;)

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if you scraped together another 10 quid, there's many girls on AW that'll do a 15min quickie for £30!

kerbcrawler

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The internet is forever, admin doesn't remove much.

Cool. I'll update when I get back around 21:30

kerbcrawler

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You catch on quickly, maybe a little too quickly to be a complete newbie  ;)

Haha what do you mean by that?

kerbcrawler

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if you scraped together another 10 quid, there's many girls on AW that'll do a 15min quickie for £30!

Ah man I know. It started off as telling myself I can't shouldn't waste a penny, then a £10 bj should be OK as a one off if I can find one, the  it turned into £20 because I need to open my options a bit more. Can't spend £30, that's nearly what I spend a week on food.

vw

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Haha what do you mean by that?
That your a pimp maybe and you are setting the tone to recommend one of your girls maybe.

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Ah man I know. It started off as telling myself I can't shouldn't waste a penny, then a £10 bj should be OK as a one off if I can find one, the  it turned into £20 because I need to open my options a bit more. Can't spend £30, that's nearly what I spend a week on food.


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yorkshire123

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That your a pimp maybe and you are setting the tone to recommend one of your girls maybe.

That wasn't my first thought, a previously banned bell-end was.

kerbcrawler

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You got me. I'm trying to bring back the old business.

Seriously though. I thought about making a site for crackwhores. People actually have fetishes for the dirtyness of it. And some people just attracted by the price.

Those type of girls are just not Internet savvy or don't think there's a demand. Ive known of addicts that have guys over their flat a few times a day but it's just word of mouth in their area.