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Author Topic: Things that annoy or puzzle you - punting related  (Read 2713 times)

Offline akauya

Annoys me - the hoggers at parties. What the fuck is wrong with the cunts. If they want a 1 to 1 they should book a 1 to 1 not go to a party and spend hours with one prossie whilst all the other punters are politely waiting.

Puzzle me - what the fuck is it with Asian prossies and their prices? They are usually more expensive than British prossies? I'm not into Asian chicks so I can't see the appeal, are they that much in demand or what?

 :unknown:

Offline Riprock

Hoggers are the one thing that ruin parties for me. 

They normally from a certain ethnic group as well

Offline creweboy23

missed appointments....both ways!!!...i guess this is applicable to both the client and the girl?....i can imagine there are genuine reasons..but they will be far outweighed by no shows and time wasters!! :dash:
Banning reason: Previously banned (mercury)

Offline Andyply

Services listed at discretion.   :angry: Either do it or don't do it.  Would make the booking more relaxed and enjoyable if you knew what you were going to receive without the threat of being taken for an idiot.  Me todger is often under enough pressure already. Often I arrive to see an Asian escort not quite knowing what to expect.  Although this can be kind of fun, I find I enjoy the session more knowing what's in store. A clear menu of services, clearly stated beforehand, shower facilities to make doubly sure and a hygienic client to start with, how hard can it be?  :dash:

Offline Andyply

Neutral reviews when the services are not delivered or the girl is either unresponsive or not the same as in the profile  " but oh well I stayed anyway" kind of crap. Plenty more fish in the sea.

Waiting for the final text from a WG when you get to the venue.

tcm

Offline shagbambi

Girls that rim but won't kiss.

Offline Donnie69

WGs who lie about their nationality.  It really annoys me when a WG says she is Spanish, yet she is clearly Romanian!

Offline pontiff

London agencies that do not answer calls, don't call back and do not respond to e mail bookings. WTF are they in the business for?????
Banning reason: Undesirable entity

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

Offline johnnyboy61

Girls that rim but won't kiss.
Hmmm, perhaps best this way. What about girls that rim and do kiss? Previous rimmed customer leaves and you walk through the door a few minutes later to a welcome kiss.
Lovely!
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Offline creweboy23

the dreaded "knock on the door" :dash: in a parlor ....its a guaranteed hard on reducer!!!...and its always before your full time!!
Banning reason: Previously banned (mercury)

WG's who won't give you an appropriate location well in advance.  I don't need an exact address or hotel room number until a few minutes before the punt, but I need to know what part of town to be in, dammit!

And on one memorable occasion - which fucking town .  If you're going to lie about your home town for "security reasons", telling the punter that he needs to be a dozen miles away with 15 minutes to go is NOT helpful.

Offline shagbambi

Previous rimmed customer leaves and you walk through the door a few minutes later to a welcome kiss.
Lovely!

Welcome to punting  ;)


Knowing that customers after you may drink the spunk out of your used condoms.

This just puzzles me

Offline stevedave

Girls reading but not replying to emails on AW  :dash:

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

Wankers of the highest order they are.

And punters - sorry - wankers who report everything to their favourite prossies [they think they will get special treatment].

Online The_Don

I have a big list of things that PI$$ me off and will add later (on my way to a punt, now)


the dreaded "knock on the door" :dash: in a parlor ....its a guaranteed hard on reducer!!!...and its always before your full time!!

Some times, when this rub me the wrong way:

I've asked you like to join us or knock back


Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices


+1

Knowing that customers after you may drink the spunk out of your used condoms.

This just puzzles me


I've had W/G tell me that, that some pay to take then contents of the bin.

Some times:

If the bin is filling up I ask does it get emptied. Then I put my used items in a carrier bag. So I can dispose of it.

I don't need the CMS/CSA or some weirdo or even :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: . Using my man goo with out my consent



Girls reading but not replying to emails on AW  :dash:

IMO A/W emails are a waste of time, I don't care for it, nor do need it to punt.

If a W/G requires it for me to book her. Then I don't want or need to spend my punting funds on her.

I use a phone and manners when booking. Turn up pay the money, do the deed.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 02:57:45 PM by The_Don »

Offline SamLP

Girls who will do OWO in an hours booking but it's extra in a 30 minute booking even though their 30 minute price is higher per minute than the hour price. For example a girl charging 60/100 but wants an extra £20 for OWO in a half hour booking. Not puzzling, but annoying and it just means I move on.

Offline cueball

I agree with a lot of the above....

Waiting too long for address details

Wankers that run and tell tales to prossies to gain favour

Fan boys and white knights who dis negative reviews of their favourites

Lasses who delete unread emails

Lieing about nationality

Offline yorkshire123

To name a few......

- Regulars that become complacent then seem surprised when you stop booking.

- Prossie's that ask to many personal questions, if I needed to prepare for a mr & mrs game show I already have the ideal woman to do it with at home.

- Regulars that see you as a human cash machine by suggesting meets when they are skint.

- Prossie's that gag when giving a blow job, I'm no John Holmes love so stop the acting.

- Spitting prossie's :vomit:

- Prossie's that out of the blue want to tell me stories about other punters or boyfriends/husbands

- Prossie's that disappear to hide the money for far too long or any timewasting tactics.

- Sob story prossie's.

- Prossie's that think I'm there for a massage & look stunned & confused when I say no as if its mandatory.


 
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline hexohm

Wiping my knob with a wet wipe - ive just showered and theres probably less bacteria on my bell end than in your mouth.

Getting up for a piss half way through a session - its only an hour, either wait or go before we start.

What annoys and confuses me is the blatant lies about age & size.  As if we cant tell the difference between a 25yr old size 10 and 35yr old size 14 :dash:

The ignoring or not answering emails is mentioned above but it's the ones who do read them but fail to digest them that do my head in....

Me: Can I have a 1hr incall on either  Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday @ 11am this week please?
Them: Yes, I can see you at 5pm on Friday.

WTF?????

Seeing a certain WG and receiving a limited service despite being clean yet reading how another punter got treated better by the same WG on here.

Time-wasting tactics like starting a conversation or offering me a drink instead of devouring my dick!

Online superchamp

Prossie opens the door, looks absolutely stunning in whatever dress or lingerie you've requested, then as soon as you've handed over the punting vouchers she has the whole lot off in 10 seconds flat. I sometimes wonder if she's going to put a pair of pyjamas on next.


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