Things that annoy or puzzle you - punting related

[akauya]

Annoys me - the hoggers at parties. What the fuck is wrong with the cunts. If they want a 1 to 1 they should book a 1 to 1 not go to a party and spend hours with one prossie whilst all the other punters are politely waiting.

Puzzle me - what the fuck is it with Asian prossies and their prices? They are usually more expensive than British prossies? I'm not into Asian chicks so I can't see the appeal, are they that much in demand or what?

 

[Riprock]

Hoggers are the one thing that ruin parties for me. 

They normally from a certain ethnic group as well

[creweboy23]

missed appointments....both ways!!!...i guess this is applicable to both the client and the girl?....i can imagine there are genuine reasons..but they will be far outweighed by no shows and time wasters!!

[bristolqwerty]

Services listed at discretion.    Either do it or don't do it.  Would make the booking more relaxed and enjoyable if you knew what you were going to receive without the threat of being taken for an idiot.  Me todger is often under enough pressure already. Often I arrive to see an Asian escort not quite knowing what to expect.  Although this can be kind of fun, I find I enjoy the session more knowing what's in store. A clear menu of services, clearly stated beforehand, shower facilities to make doubly sure and a hygienic client to start with, how hard can it be? 

[bristolqwerty]

Neutral reviews when the services are not delivered or the girl is either unresponsive or not the same as in the profile  " but oh well I stayed anyway" kind of crap. Plenty more fish in the sea.

[threechilliman]

Waiting for the final text from a WG when you get to the venue.

tcm

[shagbambi]

Girls that rim but won't kiss.

[Donnie69]

WGs who lie about their nationality.  It really annoys me when a WG says she is Spanish, yet she is clearly Romanian!

[pontiff]

London agencies that do not answer calls, don't call back and do not respond to e mail bookings. WTF are they in the business for?????

[claretandblue]

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

[johnnyboy61]

Girls that rim but won't kiss.

Hmmm, perhaps best this way. What about girls that rim and do kiss? Previous rimmed customer leaves and you walk through the door a few minutes later to a welcome kiss.
Lovely!

[creweboy23]

the dreaded "knock on the door" in a parlor ....its a guaranteed hard on reducer!!!...and its always before your full time!!

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

WG's who won't give you an appropriate location well in advance.  I don't need an exact address or hotel room number until a few minutes before the punt, but I need to know what part of town to be in, dammit!

And on one memorable occasion - which fucking town .  If you're going to lie about your home town for "security reasons", telling the punter that he needs to be a dozen miles away with 15 minutes to go is NOT helpful.

[shagbambi]

Previous rimmed customer leaves and you walk through the door a few minutes later to a welcome kiss.
Lovely!

Welcome to punting 

[vw]

Knowing that customers after you may drink the spunk out of your used condoms.

This just puzzles me

[stevedave]

Girls reading but not replying to emails on AW 

[Type_O_Negative]

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

Wankers of the highest order they are.

And punters - sorry - wankers who report everything to their favourite prossies [they think they will get special treatment].

[The_Don]

I have a big list of things that PI$$ me off and will add later (on my way to a punt, now)

the dreaded "knock on the door" in a parlor ....its a guaranteed hard on reducer!!!...and its always before your full time!!

Some times, when this rub me the wrong way:

I've asked you like to join us or knock back

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

+1

Knowing that customers after you may drink the spunk out of your used condoms.

This just puzzles me

I've had W/G tell me that, that some pay to take then contents of the bin.

Some times:

If the bin is filling up I ask does it get emptied. Then I put my used items in a carrier bag. So I can dispose of it.

I don't need the CMS/CSA or some weirdo or even . Using my External Link/Members Only with out my consent

Girls reading but not replying to emails on AW 

IMO A/W emails are a waste of time, I don't care for it, nor do need it to punt.

If a W/G requires it for me to book her. Then I don't want or need to spend my punting funds on her.

I use a phone and manners when booking. Turn up pay the money, do the deed.

[SamLP]

Girls who will do OWO in an hours booking but it's extra in a 30 minute booking even though their 30 minute price is higher per minute than the hour price. For example a girl charging 60/100 but wants an extra £20 for OWO in a half hour booking. Not puzzling, but annoying and it just means I move on.

[cueball]

I agree with a lot of the above....

Waiting too long for address details

Wankers that run and tell tales to prossies to gain favour

Fan boys and white knights who dis negative reviews of their favourites

Lasses who delete unread emails

Lieing about nationality

[yorkshire123]

To name a few......

- Regulars that become complacent then seem surprised when you stop booking.

- Prossie's that ask to many personal questions, if I needed to prepare for a mr & mrs game show I already have the ideal woman to do it with at home.

- Regulars that see you as a human cash machine by suggesting meets when they are skint.

- Prossie's that gag when giving a blow job, I'm no John Holmes love so stop the acting.

- Spitting prossie's

- Prossie's that out of the blue want to tell me stories about other punters or boyfriends/husbands

- Prossie's that disappear to hide the money for far too long or any timewasting tactics.

- Sob story prossie's.

- Prossie's that think I'm there for a massage & look stunned & confused when I say no as if its mandatory.


 

[Sureshot]

Wiping my knob with a wet wipe - ive just showered and theres probably less bacteria on my bell end than in your mouth.

Getting up for a piss half way through a session - its only an hour, either wait or go before we start.

What annoys and confuses me is the blatant lies about age & size.  As if we cant tell the difference between a 25yr old size 10 and 35yr old size 14

[Gordon Bennett]

The ignoring or not answering emails is mentioned above but it's the ones who do read them but fail to digest them that do my head in....

Me: Can I have a 1hr incall on either  Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday @ 11am this week please?
Them: Yes, I can see you at 5pm on Friday.

WTF?????

[AgedCases]

Seeing a certain WG and receiving a limited service despite being clean yet reading how another punter got treated better by the same WG on here.

Time-wasting tactics like starting a conversation or offering me a drink instead of devouring my dick!

[superchamp]

Prossie opens the door, looks absolutely stunning in whatever dress or lingerie you've requested, then as soon as you've handed over the punting vouchers she has the whole lot off in 10 seconds flat. I sometimes wonder if she's going to put a pair of pyjamas on next.

[The_Don]

Here goes (in order)

Randomness on A/W(this could be a separate topic for discussion) A system that's to open to abuse and misuse (IMO). And W/G that must see feedback in order for punters to book. But have their profiles taken down by the same system. Hell no, I don't care for it (feedback, email on A/W, etc) nor do need it to punt. If a W/G requires it for me to book her. Then I don't want or need to spend my punting funds on her. I use a phone and manners when booking. Turn up pay the money, do the deed.

Profile swaps Why I now post screen shots where possible (Can limit B&S)


B&S to walk or not. if I wanted to see a W/G but another tries to deal with my booking I would normally walk. But have stayed some time due the fact. I know the B&S pictures from before (and she a good W/G) still bugs me.

Must shower (Time wasting) I've walked because of this random request. I turn up at some punts with wet hair (as I showered less than 30 - 60 mins before) and they ask me to shower. I then ask on your time or mine. As I had one before leaving to get here and I've been in an aircon car. Thus I'm not covered in a days worth of dirt and sweat)

Phone play I often revisit W/G (that are good) that have don't play with a phone on my paid for time, unless I ask a question that my relate to use of her phone.


Ease (or not) of booking. Punted some W/G after the first call (booked, no problem). I often change SIM cards and then tried to rebook, sorry too busy (some times after a review). But a call new from a SIM card (they state that they are available @ time X). Fine if you don't wish for repeat custom, tell me so then and there. So won't waste my time or yours by calling.

[itk]

Annoys me - the hoggers at parties. What the fuck is wrong with the cunts. If they want a 1 to 1 they should book a 1 to 1 not go to a party and spend hours with one prossie whilst all the other punters are politely waiting.

^This for sure, I remember one party where some twat spent 45 minutes doing  RO on one of the fittest WG's there. Selfish twat.

[Roth]

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

Wankers of the highest order they are.

And punters - sorry - wankers who report everything to their favourite prossies [they think they will get special treatment].

You always get them in every town. 

[bristolqwerty]

Phone play I often revisit W/G (that are good) that have don't play with a phone on my paid for time, unless I ask a question that my relate to use of her phone

+1 
My regular Thai "masseuse" became so complacent that she started giving me HR with one hand whilst simultaneously texting with the other, skilful but very annoying particularly when at the precise moment I was going to pop she dropped her phone and took her hand off my todger resulting in a very pathetic and unforgettable climax, 55 mins build up time wasted......needless to say I left a meh... review and look elsewhere now......  
I should've insisted she did the deed all over again from the start or confiscated her phone at the beginning, giving it back at he end of the session.

[bristolqwerty]

Puzzled......
Just how easy it is to find a WG, I'm 27 and until five years ago (pre ukp) never knew this service was literally on my doorstep. I have punted reasonably close to home a few times and chuckle when I drive around remembering who lives where.  I could walk out my home and have a choice at least 4 different escorts in a 5 minute radius if I wanted, perhaps more. God bless em' 

[willmo1]

Poor service for big bucks. Far too many nuns in whores clothing getting away with murder.

[bristolqwerty]

The many times I have read " services agreed on phone, good comms, but when money was exchanged the girl's personality changed, immediately couldn't understand English, sensitive skin, sore nipples, no touching, sore throat no OWO, never kiss, one condom only, cum once and session over,  too hot to wear stockings you bought/brought, on period....." 

[mexicola]

Girls who write pages and pages of waffle in their profile page, followed by dozens of frequently asked questions.

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlyG

[Chuckman]

Girls who write pages and pages of waffle in their profile page, followed by dozens of frequently asked questions.

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Why? 

Thought I was booking an escort not revising for a test on her in order to get a booking. War and Peace has nothing on her profile.

[bristolqwerty]

Q. I'm a bit shy or I'm not sure that I want to go 'all the way' so is it possible to meet you without actually having sex?   A. Yes, of course. I'm very happy to welcome guys who just want to spend some sexy time in my company and there's no pressure or expectation to go 'all the way' if you don't want to - we can just play it by ear and do whatever you feel comfortable with at the time. Maybe you'd just like me to put on a sexy pole-dance/striptease with some 'hands-on' participation for instance - and that's fine with me. So, there's no need to feel guilty about 'cheating' on your wife/girlfriend if you don't want to go that far. (Of course my normal rates will still apply for all such liaisons).

Nobody seriously asked this one.  So invented/fabricated/made up FAQ's is now on my list too.

[Cuntminion]

Girls who write pages and pages of waffle in their profile page, followed by dozens of frequently asked questions.

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Fuuuuuuuccckinnggg hell loose the will to live trying to read through that

[The_Don]

Fuuuuuuuccckinnggg hell loose the will to live trying to read through that

35 year old  BB'er to boot

[mexicola]

35 year old  BB'er to boot

you must have read more of her profile than i managedb before i gave up ! I just re-read it ( i was thinking of booking her when she tours manchester soon) and it took.me a whilr to.find the BB in her many FAQ, eith the t&cs for bb listed. no thanks.

[The_Don]

you must have read more of her profile than i managedb before i gave up ! I just re-read it ( i was thinking of booking her when she tours manchester soon) and it took.me a whilr to.find the BB in her many FAQ, eith the t&cs for bb listed. no thanks.

Tongue and cheek.

Add at least 10 + years to her A/W age

She states she won't do BB (but does- look her up) she does cream pie for porn (paid for sex)

[johnnyboy61]

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Q. Do you offer half-hour appointments?   A. No.

Q. Do you do fifteen minute 'Quickies'?      A.No - I'm not a vending machine!

Not surprised, I don't think anyone would like to spend less time at the punt than they invested in reading the bloody profile!

[nike]

Wiping my knob with a wet wipe - ive just showered and theres probably less bacteria on my bell end than in your mouth.

Getting up for a piss half way through a session - its only an hour, either wait or go before we start.

What annoys and confuses me is the blatant lies about age & size.  As if we cant tell the difference between a 25yr old size 10 and 35yr old size 14

+ 1
the wet wipes,  especially when they rub like the're trying to put a shine on it.

[GlebeCap]

AW profiles that are written almost entirely in capitals.

Profile pictures where tattoos are completely airbrushed out.  I can understand using Photoshop and/or filters to give a perfect complexion - depending on the WG, I kind of expect her to be not as good as the photos - but completely removing any trace of a prominent tattoo feels like misrepresentation.  I once met a girl who had a half sleeve tattoo - every bit of which was airbrushed out on the agency's photos.

WGs who look nothing like their photos i.e. they've put on another dress size or two (or more). 

WGs answering their phone during the session.  It feels really unprofessional, especially in bookings of an hour or less.  I don't mind so much on longer bookings.

[the_exile]

Girls that leap off you as you are done. Spoils any thoughts that she wasn't just servicing you, Ive had a woman jump off me in doggy and I was still cumming! 

[vw]

Escorts that don't say thank you when they have a mouth full of cum. 

[anyfucker]

Profile pictures where tattoos are completely airbrushed out.  I can understand using Photoshop and/or filters to give a perfect complexion - depending on the WG, I kind of expect her to be not as good as the photos - but completely removing any trace of a prominent tattoo feels like misrepresentation.  I once met a girl who had a half sleeve tattoo - every bit of which was airbrushed out on the agency's photos.

Some do this to conceal their real identity from family if they have unique tattoos, but agree they should clearly state they have extensive tattoos.

[spkmstr48]

Escorts that don't say thank you when they have a mouth full of cum.

Indeed, in fact "thank you sir" as an absolute minimum

[johnnyboy61]

Escorts who offer you a drink and then take five minutes to get a glass of water for you.

What are they doing? Extracting it from the nearest local source of fresh spring water or are they sitting down and catching a few minutes of Jeremy Kyle whilst you sit there in your birthday suit waiting like a lemon for them to return?

[The_Don]

Escorts who offer you a drink and then take five minutes to get a glass of water for you.

What are they doing? Extracting it from the nearest local source of fresh spring water or are they sitting down and catching a few minutes of Jeremy Kyle whilst you sit there in your birthday suit waiting like a lemon for them to return?

Time wasting, that why I bring 2 bottles (water/cola) to a punt and when they ask about shower, I state no thanks I've had one less than 1 hour ago (in most cases, depending on travel)

External Link/Members Only

Making a Drink

The prossie goes to make a drink for you. She is probably stashing the cash. It's not a problem unless she is gone for a significant amount of time. The prostiute has the right to stash the cash and is often just being hospitable, it's only a problem if it looks like a piss take.

Time wasted
Up to 15 minutes. From my experience the time to make a drink, even a hot drink should take 5 minutes or less.

Effectiveness
It can be effective if the punter is not suspicious or a newbie.

Avoiding It

    Refuse a drink if you do not want one. Some punters even bring their own water\soft drink. Bringing a flask of steaming hot cocoa will look like you are taking the piss though.
    Respect the fact the prossie wants to stash the cash.
    Ask if she needs a hand if it is taking too long.

[Silver Birch]

Phone play I often revisit W/G (that are good) that have don't play with a phone on my paid for time, unless I ask a question that my relate to use of her phone.

This one! No matter how good the rest of a punt may be, if she touches her fucking phone on MY TIME, she is going to get a NEGATIVE on UKP!

[johnnyboy61]

Oh, and some prossies are very organised and indicate their availability for the week. Others you text and email and they don't reply for a couple of days because they are off and you are hanging out hoping that they can make your suggested time. Is it so hard to just add to their profile what days they are working that week?