Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.


Author Topic: What's all this shite with anal?  (Read 7308 times)

Online NIK

It amuses me when I read about so many anal experiences resulting in a shitty dick.  :scare:

Now my own anal experiences, certainly considering the number of punts I've had, are pretty limited. It's not that I haven't desired it, indeed I have but either:
1. The girl doesn't do it.
2. I've been told on numerous occasions I'm too big, which considering the size of my member, which is tiny compared  to some of the porn stars who regularly thrust their massive dongs (bareback) up arses, is bollocks.
3. Most likely scenario however was I could never get it hard enough to do it properly as it has to be so much harder than for vaginal sex.

However I have had anal maybe half a dozen times over the years and never once emerged with a shitty dick.
Maybe I just never noticed it?  :D

One thing's for certain however I know I will never enjoy anal again as I have all on getting hard enough for vaginal sex these days.   :blush:
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 12:18:18 PM by NIK »

Offline yorkshire123

Tried it once (with the exception of a few wrong hole mistakes with civvies when pissed) & luckily no brown stuff but also found it did fuck all for me, even the little fellow turns his nose down at the mere thought of it.

In fact I can't even watch it in porn films.

Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Few weeks ago every thread was about sti's and now it's anal!

Offline johnnyboy61

Tried it once (with the exception of a few wrong hole mistakes with civvies when pissed) & luckily no brown stuff but also found it did fuck all for me, even the little fellow turns his nose down at the mere thought of it.

In fact I can't even watch it in porn films.
+1 My one time with a WG it was totally at her suggestion, said I'd never done it before, she said you ought to try it, thought well try everything once (except, as the say, incest and Morris dancing), soon reverted back to vaginal penetration to finish off the meet. Ticked off the list now and probably won't be going back. Done it a few times in the dark in civvie life where accidentally slipped in the wrong hole, unlike WGs they tend not to guide you in to ensure a safe landing.
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Anal sex gives me the bums rush.  :hi:


Offline aardvark

Anal sex gives me the bums rush.  :hi:

You need to ask him to be more gentle with you ............. :D :D :D

Offline DG

Only had anal twice with WGs and both were entirely clean affairs, which is what I expected from both girls.
Banning reason: White-knight

theGOAT

Only had anal twice with WGs and both were entirely clean affairs, which is what I expected from both girls.
I started watching anal porn aged about 15, and have been hooked on it ever since.  Could never do it though with GFs or wife, so only started doing it when I started punting 2 years ago.  Probably done it 40 odd times now, and only had it come out dirty 3 or 4 times (10%). Good WGs do prep to make it good clean fun (anal douche), but its always a risk!

Cheers!  :drinks:

Offline hexohm

I starred one of these threads recently, the surprise came as she seemed a real pro in many areas and also ive done it with my wife numerous times and never came out shitty.  Wont put me off though ;)

Offline Panzer

For me, the build up to having anal sex is a much bigger turn on that actually doing it, especially if she really wants it. My current GF has suggested we do it but you couldn't even fit a pencil up her ass so all attempts have just ended up in fits of laughter!
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Offline Smoking joe

One of my main reasons for starting meets was to try anal, it was the one thing I was wanting to do, and I have managed it with 2 wgs. Both could only fit me in spooning, which seems to be the default way of getting it in, nd I really appreciated the effort they made to do it, but I got very little sensation out of it. Perhaps if it was cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where you could actually see what was happening it might be a different matter!

Offline Panzer

Both could only fit me in spooning, which seems to be the default way of getting it in

You make it sound like 2 androids getting it on!  :P
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

theGOAT

One of my main reasons for starting meets was to try anal, it was the one thing I was wanting to do, and I have managed it with 2 wgs. Both could only fit me in spooning, which seems to be the default way of getting it in, nd I really appreciated the effort they made to do it, but I got very little sensation out of it. Perhaps if it was cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where you could actually see what was happening it might be a different matter!
I know what you mean. Watching it on porn you see everything. Doing it for real you see very little.  And to be honest the feeling is not much different from pussy.  Generally a little bit tighter.  However just knowing i'm doing it makes it special to me, and the girl reacts differently because it's not as easy for her. As to positions, some girls can do it in any position for example Sexy Angelena or Exceptional Emily in Bristol, and genuinely enjoy it. Some girls on the other hand can only do one position, or just do it for extra money.

 :rolleyes:

Offline Smoking joe

You make it sound like 2 androids getting it on!  :P

I did ask if she could wear a c3po mask as it happens....

Offline Panzer

How much extra did that cost you?  ;)
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Offline Smoking joe

The cost was all in, but she wasn't happy with being wrapped in tin foil and abused with a bike pump, that will be extra next time :drinks:

Offline Panzer

R2 says that the chances of you getting it in the ass are 725 to 1!   :lol:





Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Offline Panzer

Getting back on topic, the only time I got a bit of a shitty dick was years ago when I was dating a nurse. Everything they say about nurses is true I reckon because they are filthy in my experience. It didn't put me off though or her either, nurses are very practicable about things like that!
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Offline Quesadilla

Had anal more with WGs than civvies as was frustrated by how seldom my civvy girlfriends / ex-wife were willing to give it a go (ie once in several blue moons).

In probably 20 punts with anal (all covered naturally) and maybe 10 civvy encounters (mostly bb) I only once ever emerged with any kind of brown marks - nothing major but I must admit it did nearly make me hurl. Fortunately that was with a WG and therefore not bb so I could just remove the condom and not even get my hands dirty. 

That said most of the WG's I've done anal with were regs who specialised in anal and were quite willing to do ATP / ATM they were that confident of their hygiene routine. 

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

theGOAT

Had anal more with WGs than civvies as was frustrated by how seldom my civvy girlfriends / ex-wife were willing to give it a go (ie once in several blue moons).

In probably 20 punts with anal (all covered naturally) and maybe 10 civvy encounters (mostly bb) I only once ever emerged with any kind of brown marks - nothing major but I must admit it did nearly make me hurl. Fortunately that was with a WG and therefore not bb so I could just remove the condom and not even get my hands dirty. 

That said most of the WG's I've done anal with were regs who specialised in anal and were quite willing to do ATP / ATM they were that confident of their hygiene routine.
Can you please give names of some good anal WGs you have met? So we can meet them too ;)

Cheers!  :drinks:

Offline Smoking joe

To be fair, if you are going to go for anal, you have to expect that getting crap on yourself might happen. Neither of my 2 wgs had any sign of it.

Offline JasonP

Interesting thread. I've had anal a few times now, I don't keep a record but it must be getting on for a hundred and the only time I noticed the brown was when I pulled my cock out of a regular and a stream of brown poured out. Reckon it was the last dregs of the douche. God knows what the chambermaid would have made of the big brown stain on the sheets, or the next punter. The prossie didn't turn a hair. It did put me off that particular prossie for a while though.
I always say when I'm booking that I want anal so the prossie can prepare and apart from the above I've had no shitty dick.
I've found my enjoyment certainly depends on the girl. If they enjoy it, or at least pretend to, then I personally find it a better experience. Also if my cock slips in easily. There's nothing worse than trying to get a cock in a reluctant arse.
Having said all that I must admit that anal sex has lost it's taboo status for me; I'm getting quite a liking for snowballing now. Not everone's cup of tea but pretty cool as long as you stay off the nuts for a day or two before. It's surprising how many girls are up for it.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (JasonP, jenner)

Offline Quesadilla

Can you please give names of some good anal WGs you have met? So we can meet them too ;)

Cheers!  :drinks:

The one that instantly spring to mind and who is still active is the London based MissKDD - definitely my all time number 1 and a true anal queen.

Hayley XX based down in Fratton in Hampshire is also a top all round punt and gives good A levels although it's not so much her specialty.

Lindsey XX of course was another great lady and anal queen but is in retirement.

Miss Maraschino was also a top anal punt but I think now focuses more on fetish stuff.

Those 4 were my main regs for a levels and no hesitation recommending any of them.

Apologies for not posting AW links but I'm ony phone - just click my reviews link they are all there.
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Panzer

I'm no expert on the subject but when I suggested anal to the one and only WG I've been with, she went to the bathroom for awhile and then came back and squirted a gallon of lube on her asshole. Not exactly subtle or erotic.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 09:13:52 PM by Panzer »
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

You need to ask him to be more gentle with you ............. :D :D :D

Too right, and that's the last time I accept the offer of a drink with tcm!

 :D


Latest media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)