What's all this shite with anal?

[NIK]

It amuses me when I read about so many anal experiences resulting in a shitty dick. 

Now my own anal experiences, certainly considering the number of punts I've had, are pretty limited. It's not that I haven't desired it, indeed I have but either:
1. The girl doesn't do it.
2. I've been told on numerous occasions I'm too big, which considering the size of my member, which is tiny compared  to some of the porn stars who regularly thrust their massive dongs (bareback) up arses, is bollocks.
3. Most likely scenario however was I could never get it hard enough to do it properly as it has to be so much harder than for vaginal sex.

However I have had anal maybe half a dozen times over the years and never once emerged with a shitty dick.
Maybe I just never noticed it? 

One thing's for certain however I know I will never enjoy anal again as I have all on getting hard enough for vaginal sex these days.   

[yorkshire123]

Tried it once (with the exception of a few wrong hole mistakes with civvies when pissed) & luckily no brown stuff but also found it did fuck all for me, even the little fellow turns his nose down at the mere thought of it.

In fact I can't even watch it in porn films.

[claretandblue]

Few weeks ago every thread was about sti's and now it's anal!

[johnnyboy61]

Tried it once (with the exception of a few wrong hole mistakes with civvies when pissed) & luckily no brown stuff but also found it did fuck all for me, even the little fellow turns his nose down at the mere thought of it.

In fact I can't even watch it in porn films.

+1 My one time with a WG it was totally at her suggestion, said I'd never done it before, she said you ought to try it, thought well try everything once (except, as the say, incest and Morris dancing), soon reverted back to vaginal penetration to finish off the meet. Ticked off the list now and probably won't be going back. Done it a few times in the dark in civvie life where accidentally slipped in the wrong hole, unlike WGs they tend not to guide you in to ensure a safe landing.

[Bangers and Gash]

Anal sex gives me the bums rush. 

[ampersand]

Anal sex gives me the bums rush. 

You need to ask him to be more gentle with you .............

[DG]

Only had anal twice with WGs and both were entirely clean affairs, which is what I expected from both girls.

[theGOAT]

Only had anal twice with WGs and both were entirely clean affairs, which is what I expected from both girls.

I started watching anal porn aged about 15, and have been hooked on it ever since.  Could never do it though with GFs or wife, so only started doing it when I started punting 2 years ago.  Probably done it 40 odd times now, and only had it come out dirty 3 or 4 times (10%). Good WGs do prep to make it good clean fun (anal douche), but its always a risk!

Cheers! 

[Sureshot]

I starred one of these threads recently, the surprise came as she seemed a real pro in many areas and also ive done it with my wife numerous times and never came out shitty.  Wont put me off though

[Panzer]

For me, the build up to having anal sex is a much bigger turn on that actually doing it, especially if she really wants it. My current GF has suggested we do it but you couldn't even fit a pencil up her ass so all attempts have just ended up in fits of laughter!

[Smoking joe]

One of my main reasons for starting meets was to try anal, it was the one thing I was wanting to do, and I have managed it with 2 wgs. Both could only fit me in spooning, which seems to be the default way of getting it in, nd I really appreciated the effort they made to do it, but I got very little sensation out of it. Perhaps if it was cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where you could actually see what was happening it might be a different matter!

[Panzer]

Both could only fit me in spooning, which seems to be the default way of getting it in

You make it sound like 2 androids getting it on! 

[theGOAT]

One of my main reasons for starting meets was to try anal, it was the one thing I was wanting to do, and I have managed it with 2 wgs. Both could only fit me in spooning, which seems to be the default way of getting it in, nd I really appreciated the effort they made to do it, but I got very little sensation out of it. Perhaps if it was cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where you could actually see what was happening it might be a different matter!

I know what you mean. Watching it on porn you see everything. Doing it for real you see very little.  And to be honest the feeling is not much different from pussy.  Generally a little bit tighter.  However just knowing i'm doing it makes it special to me, and the girl reacts differently because it's not as easy for her. As to positions, some girls can do it in any position for example Sexy Angelena or Exceptional Emily in Bristol, and genuinely enjoy it. Some girls on the other hand can only do one position, or just do it for extra money.

 

[Smoking joe]

You make it sound like 2 androids getting it on! 

I did ask if she could wear a c3po mask as it happens....

[Panzer]

How much extra did that cost you? 

[Smoking joe]

The cost was all in, but she wasn't happy with being wrapped in tin foil and abused with a bike pump, that will be extra next time

[Panzer]

R2 says that the chances of you getting it in the ass are 725 to 1!   

[Panzer]

Getting back on topic, the only time I got a bit of a shitty dick was years ago when I was dating a nurse. Everything they say about nurses is true I reckon because they are filthy in my experience. It didn't put me off though or her either, nurses are very practicable about things like that!

[Quesadilla]

Had anal more with WGs than civvies as was frustrated by how seldom my civvy girlfriends / ex-wife were willing to give it a go (ie once in several blue moons).

In probably 20 punts with anal (all covered naturally) and maybe 10 civvy encounters (mostly bb) I only once ever emerged with any kind of brown marks - nothing major but I must admit it did nearly make me hurl. Fortunately that was with a WG and therefore not bb so I could just remove the condom and not even get my hands dirty. 

That said most of the WG's I've done anal with were regs who specialised in anal and were quite willing to do ATP / ATM they were that confident of their hygiene routine. 

[theGOAT]

Had anal more with WGs than civvies as was frustrated by how seldom my civvy girlfriends / ex-wife were willing to give it a go (ie once in several blue moons).

In probably 20 punts with anal (all covered naturally) and maybe 10 civvy encounters (mostly bb) I only once ever emerged with any kind of brown marks - nothing major but I must admit it did nearly make me hurl. Fortunately that was with a WG and therefore not bb so I could just remove the condom and not even get my hands dirty. 

That said most of the WG's I've done anal with were regs who specialised in anal and were quite willing to do ATP / ATM they were that confident of their hygiene routine.

Can you please give names of some good anal WGs you have met? So we can meet them too

Cheers! 

[Smoking joe]

To be fair, if you are going to go for anal, you have to expect that getting crap on yourself might happen. Neither of my 2 wgs had any sign of it.

[JasonP]

Interesting thread. I've had anal a few times now, I don't keep a record but it must be getting on for a hundred and the only time I noticed the brown was when I pulled my cock out of a regular and a stream of brown poured out. Reckon it was the last dregs of the douche. God knows what the chambermaid would have made of the big brown stain on the sheets, or the next punter. The prossie didn't turn a hair. It did put me off that particular prossie for a while though.
I always say when I'm booking that I want anal so the prossie can prepare and apart from the above I've had no shitty dick.
I've found my enjoyment certainly depends on the girl. If they enjoy it, or at least pretend to, then I personally find it a better experience. Also if my cock slips in easily. There's nothing worse than trying to get a cock in a reluctant arse.
Having said all that I must admit that anal sex has lost it's taboo status for me; I'm getting quite a liking for snowballing now. Not everone's cup of tea but pretty cool as long as you stay off the nuts for a day or two before. It's surprising how many girls are up for it.

[Quesadilla]

Can you please give names of some good anal WGs you have met? So we can meet them too

Cheers! 

The one that instantly spring to mind and who is still active is the London based MissKDD - definitely my all time number 1 and a true anal queen.

Hayley XX based down in Fratton in Hampshire is also a top all round punt and gives good A levels although it's not so much her specialty.

Lindsey XX of course was another great lady and anal queen but is in retirement.

Miss Maraschino was also a top anal punt but I think now focuses more on fetish stuff.

Those 4 were my main regs for a levels and no hesitation recommending any of them.

Apologies for not posting AW links but I'm ony phone - just click my reviews link they are all there.

[Panzer]

I'm no expert on the subject but when I suggested anal to the one and only WG I've been with, she went to the bathroom for awhile and then came back and squirted a gallon of lube on her asshole. Not exactly subtle or erotic.

[Bangers and Gash]

You need to ask him to be more gentle with you .............

Too right, and that's the last time I accept the offer of a drink with tcm!

 

[cueball]

I've bummed lasses in punts and civvie, it's the look that's more erotic than the act, it's like getting your cock through a key hole, tight on the way in but with a big room at the other side.

An ex bird of mine used to like it up the bumfer when she was full of lager, can't ever remember any chocolate on my cock (used to wash straight away after though), I've had some chocolate on my rubber over coat whilst bumfer podging in punting.

Biggest concern for me is torn jacket whilst up the wrong un punting, not something I do regularly these days, I prefer the easy pink than the tight brown.

[Andre 3000]

Would never ever do anal with a WG. As doing it with a condom on is pointless imo.

Then we have the mindset you and your partner have to be in to do it to any measure of actual pleasure. If a woman is tense it won't work. Which is why I suspect most WG make up excuses about why they can't.

I've had a fair bit of anal fun with the missus and a few flings. Actually cumming in a woman's ass is such an intense feeling.

[mh]

One of my main reasons for starting meets was to try anal, it was the one thing I was wanting to do

Yep, me too. Had anal on my first ever punt, it was horny and felt even better than I had expected. I've had it on about half my punts, some have been absolutely exquisite, some less worthwhile. Still something I look out for as a preferred option but lack of it not a deal breaker.

I've rarely seen any sign of shit and even then only the color, no actual shit. The best WGs are clean before, during and after anal.

[flybynightpm]

Out of half dozens times I've done it, I have had a dirty dick twice, once I got a wiff on an outward stroke and just solderied on... the second time she had one of those useless tiny pillows under her arse so I could take her in missionary... did the deed and I pulled my cock out, it fell onto said cushion leaving a slimy shitty lube stain....ops...quickly turned cushion over and avoided contact from that point on...

Quite like it but think its more in the head, once your in, its not as good as a nice pussy...its like there is nothing on the other side..

[theGOAT]

Out of half dozens times I've done it, I have had a dirty dick twice, once I got a wiff on an outward stroke and just solderied on... the second time she had one of those useless tiny pillows under her arse so I could take her in missionary... did the deed and I pulled my cock out, it fell onto said cushion leaving a slimy shitty lube stain....ops...quickly turned cushion over and avoided contact from that point on...

Quite like it but think its more in the head, once your in, its not as good as a nice pussy...its like there is nothing on the other side..

very funny flybynight   Got this off urban slang:-
The Landshark: "The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark), and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass."

Cheers! 

[JasonP]

Thought I'd resurrect this thread as I 'm toying with the idea of getting back into the bum hole scene after a brief moment of nostalgia thinking back to my first time at it. Several years ago at a parlour in Exeter and a prossie whose name I can't remember. Long before AW was invented. The owner was an old ex prossie called Angie and ran a pretty good outfit. Always at least three in the place and mostly young and attractive. They used to do a circuit around Torquay and Exmouth.
This prossie charged an extra £10 for anal on top of the £40 from memory. The most memorable thing was that I spunked after a couple of strokes. It got me on the anal path for a while but back then nearly all the prossies were hairy and an anal lover was hard to come by. Kept an eye out for my cherry taker but never saw her again.
Had a few since then and reckon Charlienymph in Plymouth was the best but she's not on the scene anymore.

[Billy no mates]

I have experienced a "shit the bed" moment after some anal. It wasnt really 'shit' it was just a brown messy liquid, but on white sheets (in a hotel no less) it looked bad.

It was the second time we had done 'A' (the first time watching the movie Jaws, lol) and since then never had a problem

The girl I was with proceeded to take a picture of the bed with her phone and laughed the whole thing off, making the whole experience not as bad as it sounds on paper.

[Sonny Crockett]

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.

[Titi]

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.

Same here Sonny. Nothing as good as shagging a curvy bum. I like to start off in her bum, take a detour in her pussy and finish off in her mouth  Unfortunately very few girls offer it at no extra cost.

[theGOAT]

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.

Its my favourite service too and always search for it.  Butt if I cant find someone suitable I can get by without it. 

The girl has to be young and pretty too so not always easy to find.

I'll be going through yours and Pebble's positive reviews and updating the HL 

[Sonny Crockett]

Same here Sonny. Nothing as good as shagging a curvy bum. I like to start off in her bum, take a detour in her pussy and finish off in her mouth  Unfortunately very few girls offer it at no extra cost.

+1

Too true..... Most would just charge for this wonderful, pleasurable service!!!

[MrClive]

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.

Disagree. I have no intention of ever trying it and find the whole idea disgusting.

[Titi]

I suppose it's like marmite. You either love it or hate it. One WG told me unlike vaginal sex, most girls can feel your whole length in anal sex. I don't know the biology behind this but reckon it might have to do with nerve endings or something. Anyway with the right girl, anal can be more mutually pleasurable than vaginal sex.

[Hydrant]

Like to see it in porn, like the build up to doing it for real, but for me the physical sensation of bum fun is far inferior to pussy sex. Which is a shame, because I also like a bit of TV/TS action now and then, and if you go down that road the back door is the only option. The only time i pulled out to find a shitty condom was with a shemale but that was a spur-of-the-moment civilian encounter that gave the girl no time to prepare. TS hookers are always clean.

[vw]

TS hookers are always clean.

What a load of bollox, can you guarantee that ?  We all shit even TS men !

[Titi]

Fair play to you Hydrant. I have never been with a TS and have no intentions of ever doing so. I do find it wrong  that some of them on AW claim to be women and mislead punters. There's definitely a market for TSs so don't understand why some try to hide it.

[Hydrant]

>>We all shit even TS men !

But we don't all have an enema before meeting someone for sex.

[vw]

>>We all shit even TS men !

But we don't all have an enema before meeting someone for sex.

And every TS does, you can guarantee they all do then ?  No !

So your initial "TS hookers are always clean." is bullshit then.

[Hydrant]

>> There's definitely a market for TSs so don't understand why some try to hide it.

I agree they should be honest but I think the market for post-op WGs is very limited. In my case, the ideal is a chick with a dick, not a chick who used to have a dick.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

In my case, the ideal is a chick with a dick, not a chick who used to have a dick.

Realistically, it's a dude with boobs.

Also, on my TDL 

[PrinceAlbert]

Realistically, it's a dude with boobs.

Also, on my TDL 

Oi, do you mind.  My father has boobs. Please God, nobody put a review up of their time with him. 

[flybynightpm]

Dare I say that of three times now I've had a shitty condom they have all been with a different TS, all Asian strangely enough.. I think the key is not to pull out too much and when changing position try and keep it in so you don't see your brown bell end.. God its making me sick just writing this...

[vt]

I guess that's why they call it Nudge the Fudge!!   

[Hydrant]

I guess that's why they call it Nudge the Fudge!!   

Or uphill gardening.

[davidgood]

If you go off road you have to expect a bit of mud and shit, but it is good fun.

And most girls who really like it make the effort for it not to be shitty.

Regards,

davidgood