I had an incall last Wednesday with Sammy of NNE in their Middlesborough flat. It is on the ground floor and the large bedroom window overlooks a patch of secluded lawn. Sammy tilted the venetian blinds to 45 degrees so we had plenty of natural light and could see out - and I just hope nobody could see in. After finishing in doggy and cleaning up, I hopped off the bed, and turned round towards the window to look for the bin to dump the wet wipes.
There I was, stark naked, staring at a middle aged man standing on the grass just outside the window, looking up at the building. He looked and sounded just like the bloke who services my cars and is also a client of mine. He was repeatedly calling out a man's first name - which just happened to be my real name! I crouched out of sight and after a minute or so he disappeared, never to be seen again. We decided that the owner of the flat above must had the same name as me, and this person was trying to attract his attention. I'm not easily spooked, but this one had me for a minute!