It just so happens that I was driving north over Kew Bridge this afternoon and remembered reading about 'Kew Bridge Massage' on here, so I turned down a side road, hit up UK Punting and decided to go give it a try. It's on the corner surrounded by scaffolding.
Like you, there was only one girl in reception who had on a black dress, ankle boots (not the sexy stiletto type) glasses and her hair in a ponytail. Hour massage £40, half hour £30.
I would have given it a miss, but I had read some good things here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59447.25 so went down stairs.
She told me to get fully undressed and lay facedown. When she came back she had taken her glasses off and looked much better.
She started with a poor dry massage (I got the inner ear - but asked her to move on) and after 10-15 mins started the same with oil. No touching of balls, but l got lots of rocking me from side to side which caused 'growage'. Getting a little bored after about 10 mins with the oil, I asked if she did any extras and she quoted body to body £40 or hand for £20. I offered £10 for hand, then £15, but she turned down both so I agreed £20. I asked her name and she was Sofia.
She sat between my legs with her legs hanging each side of the table, and put my legs up on top of hers, either side of her waist, raising my arse slightly. She was happy for me to put my hands on the tops of her legs and I could see some nice cleavage.
First she went for my nipples, which I didn't want. Then she started slow on my cock and her technique was good. I asked her to let her hair down, which she did and she looked much more attractive, especially when she tipped her head back several times to get her hair out of her nicely made up face.
The slow carried on a little too long and I asked her to speed up. As I started to build up, she pulled many faces of (comedy) shock or anguish which I found quite amusing! (I don't know if I was meant to!) As I got close I told her to slow down to prevent me blowing too soon. I don't think she would have slowed down otherwise. We went through a few cycles of this, but controlled by me and she also got a glove out and put a finger up my arse when I asked (she had been rubbing me around the hole, so I felt the urge!).
Afterwards a shower was offered and then she brought me a glass of water. After this I put my hand on her waist (which she was happy with) said thank you and leaned into give her a peck on the cheek, but she pulled her head away, so I pulled back. I guess no kind of kissing is on the menu.
She was friendly enough but her English was poor-basic.
I would also rate this a neutral.
