External Link/Members OnlyI've been on a break from punting and suddenly had the urge to get back involved a few weeks ago. I didn't have time to get anything planned and was driving back down to London. I checked a few of the parlours and didn't have availability of the girls I liked the look of. I tried to book with the lovely Jade (
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Louise was based at the Hatfield apartment. Easy to find and loads of visitors parking right outside.
The pics of Louise aren't great and I was hopeful that she would fit the description... She doesn't! Those pictures are extremely flattering. The reality is a dumpy brunette with poor skin, small saggy/floppy tits, Michelin man belly. It's not that I'm in great shape or am good looking but... I'm the one that is paying!
I still stayed because she kind of looked ok with her clothes on. And I had a raging punting itch to have scratched.
The service wasn't great. She tried to engage in conversation to waste time. Her voice was annoying and the chat was not particularly engaging. Her OWO was ok but there was no eye contact or much variation. I didn't partake in FK or DFK because I wasn't attracted to her. On with the mac and we fucked in mish and finished in doggy. She kept her negligee/nightee thing on - most probably to hide her flabby mid section.
I would say that she looks like she's early 30s or perhaps late 20s but she talks like a chav teenager!!
Not a good one.
There are a couple of girls on this agency that I think I will check out. Suzi looks like a hot Thai chick and Jet looks worth a visit. And of course there's the lovely Jade - I've not seen her for a while.