I was there Sunday from 7pm to 1am.
I was going to post a separate report, but it seems sensible to post to this thread instead.
I should qualify some aspects of this report by saying I enjoyed 10 hours and 8 girls at Anni Porsche for Eur 78 (all in) and 5 girls and 5 hours at Airport Girls for Eur 60 (all in) either side of my Artemis experience.
I should also say that my experience is very much compared to my experiences at Samya, Cologne which I personally think is a better run club in terms of my likes for the reasons below. In saying that I have always arrived at Samya pre 5pm and enjoyed the whole day, whereas here I only turned up in the evening.
Location: 5 minute walk from Westkreuz train station.Good Points:
- If you want to roam around in a palatial setting like a Roman God and even punt in a room called 'Phallus', then this might be the place for you.
- Excellent Wellness Centre - pool, spa's, massage area, 2 porn Kino's, gym, outside pool, bungalows, well furnished throughout. See website.
- 50+ girls and some absolute stunners
- 3 pretty good shags as below.Neutral:
- Food OK, but limited and no sweets. Samya, Cologne is better in my experience.Negatives:
- I found the club to be generally unfriendly - from its welcome, to the girls, to fellow punters.
- I got the same welcome as FBM, but was presented with a laminated card outlining what the club offered. No care from the lady at Reception to explain, I was left to read. I was just another punter, 1st time attendee or not.
- Left to find my own footwear.
- Eur 80 entry does not get you free beer. A 400 ml beer costs you Eur 10
which I found to be a piss take, so did not indulge. Still that was cheap compared to Eur 350 for Champagne. Eur 50 entry at Samya and free beer.
- Unfriendly bar staff upstairs (downstairs in the pool area was better), who never caught your eye. You had to work to catch theirs and get a drink. Maybe they were only looking out for the alcohol voucher holders.
- Girls constantly upselling. Eur 50 for CIM and Eur 100 for anal. Others not prepared to offer FK or RO, or only willing for longer session (e.g. Diana Romanian blonde, Kelly German brunette, Bahamian black girl whose name I can't remember.
- Some girls are completely up themselves. 2 not spectacular looking girls introduced themselves to me as "Miss EUR 1,000" and "Miss EUR 1,000". They seemed to be serious when they later said "Miss 800" and "Miss 750" respectively.
- No discount for an hour booking advertised to me, so Eur 60 for half hour and Eur 120 for hour (Samya is Eur 50 and Eur 75 respectively)
Despite this, I had 3 good half hour sessions as follows:Christina
- Romanian/Moldovan, 5' 7" absolute cracking, model looks blonde. Sunkissed and heavily moisterised. Greeted almost immediately by her and really couldn't resist her 10/10 looks. Indulged in light kissing, frantic OWO during 69 (think she just wanted to get me off quick - and maybe claim the extra Eur for 50 CIM which she warned me about before), RO (reasonably responsive), fuck in mish and doggy. Cracking looks, 6.5/10 in terms of service.Gabriella
- Polish 5' 3" brunette. Lovely friendly girl who I met coming out (her) of the downstairs kino. Had a lovely chat and drink first before retiring to one of the bungalows outside. Nice light FK, 69, OWO, RO (lovely and responsive), great fuck in mish, cowgirl, doggy and mish to finish with kissing and dirty talk mixed in. Looks 7/10, Service 9/10.
- Spanish, 5' 2" brunette with slightly saggy tits, but otherwise nice. Lovely soft OWO to base and held, light tongue slightly protruding FK, OWO, RO (lovely and responsive), nice fuck in mish, cowgirl, doggy and mish to finish with dirty talk mixed in. Tried to give me 5 minute warning 15 mins in, but went another 10. Looks 7/10, Service 7.5/10.Summary:
Great club for the surroundings and if you like stunners, but unfriendly and not as good vfm as Samya in my experience and certainly not as good vfm as the alternative flatrates in Berlin.
Separate reports to follow on Anni Porsche and Airport Girls.