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External Link/Members OnlyYou know how it is. A bit of spare time on my hands. Mrs MIW out of town for the afternoon ministering to the less fortunate, dog already walked, lawns mowed, window cleaner been, crossword completed. So what to do? I'll go and fuck a prossie.
Searched UKP for likely candidates in Norwich and remembered my old mucka Socks had reviewed this girl some time ago. Looked at her profile to confirm services & prices. Quick adultwork search to see who was showing the green available today flag and nothing took my eye so I rang Carmen, PrettyWoman85. Yep she was working, yep half an hour for £55, yep owo, deep throat, face fucking and swallow. Agreed half an hour in an hours time. Lovely old job. She sent me a text with the address. Now, this girl used to work out of a flat on a busy arterial road in Norwich. The text gave an address in Bowthorpe. Sat nav fired up, John Deere gassed up, plough & harrow unhitched and off I jolly well go.
Arrived at the address on time and rang Carmen to herald my arrival and was told to make my way to the address. Quite easily found, knocked the door, Carmen answered. She was wearing a loose top, short little skirt, stockings and grey, elbow length, evening style gloves. "So sorry, I'm still cleaning up the place. It's not mine, I have just borrowed it for the afternoon. Sorry it's a mess". Not a great start.
Now Carmen is in her thirties, quite slight and shortish. I asked to used the bathroom - "Oh, just a minute, I've put all the rubbish in there". After the bathroom we went to the bedroom. I am beginning to think this is a student pad she's borrowing. The place is a tip.
Handed over the cash (£55) for 30 minutes and both undressed. The first disappointment was her tits. Definitely nothing like her profile pics but saggy, small and withered. Spaniels ears you might say. On her knees she went and started sucking on the old fella. Not bad. Not bad at all. Nice and deep but a bit lack lustre. On to the bed more deep throat along with the requisite fingering of her fanny. Now she is tight. So much so that I could, at this stage, I could only use one finger. Enough of the blow job so on her back she went, on with the condom and in we go. A bit tricky as she was so tight it was a struggle initially to get inside her. Banged away for a little while with Carmen remaining particularly unimpressed throughout the whole performance. Decided to go for a come in mouth finish and deposited my load deep down her throat with no complaints (or reaction) from her.
Time to go time. Got dressed and bidding our farewells when Carmen said "I"ll come to your car so I can use your phone to tell the man who lives in the flat that we've finished cos I've run out of credit". "Oh" says I "right oh". Then a couple of seconds later changed my mind and told her I didn't feel comfortable with her using my phone. "Ok" says she and returned to the flat.
All in all not the worst punt I've ever had but far from good and a million miles from the best. Biggest issues were her lack of preparation considering she said she was working and available, misleading photos particularly in relation to her tits and complete lack of any interaction with the whole process.
Cheap enough at £55 but not great value in my opinion.
Would I go back? No. Would I recommend? Not really but it's up to you dear reader ...