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Author Topic: PrettyWoman85 in Norwich  (Read 1014 times)


4 review(s) for PrettyWoman85 (2 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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You know how it is. A bit of spare time on my hands. Mrs MIW out of town for the afternoon ministering to the less fortunate, dog already walked, lawns mowed, window cleaner been, crossword completed. So what to do? I'll go and fuck a prossie.

Searched UKP for likely candidates in Norwich and remembered my old mucka Socks had reviewed this girl some time ago. Looked at her profile to confirm services & prices. Quick adultwork search to see who was showing the green available today flag and nothing took my eye so I rang Carmen, PrettyWoman85. Yep she was working, yep half an hour for £55, yep owo, deep throat, face fucking and swallow. Agreed half an hour in an hours time. Lovely old job. She sent me a text with the address. Now, this girl used to work out of a flat on a busy arterial road in Norwich. The text gave an address in Bowthorpe. Sat nav fired up, John Deere gassed up, plough & harrow unhitched and off I jolly well go.

Arrived at the address on time and rang Carmen to herald my arrival and was told to make my way to the address. Quite easily found, knocked the door, Carmen answered. She was wearing a loose top, short little skirt, stockings and grey, elbow length, evening style gloves. "So sorry,  I'm still cleaning up the place. It's not mine, I have just borrowed it for the afternoon. Sorry it's a mess". Not a great start.

Now Carmen is in her thirties, quite slight and shortish. I asked to used the bathroom - "Oh, just a minute, I've put all the rubbish in there". After the bathroom we went to the bedroom. I am beginning to think this is a student pad she's borrowing. The place is a tip.

Handed over the cash (£55) for 30 minutes and both undressed. The first disappointment was her tits. Definitely nothing like her profile pics but saggy, small and withered. Spaniels ears you might say. On her knees she went and started sucking on the old fella. Not bad. Not bad at all. Nice and deep but a bit lack lustre. On to the bed more deep throat along with the requisite fingering of her fanny. Now she is tight. So much so that I could, at this stage, I could only use one finger. Enough of the blow job so on her back she went, on with the condom and in we go. A bit tricky as she was so tight it was a struggle initially to get inside her. Banged away for a little while with Carmen remaining particularly unimpressed throughout the whole performance. Decided to go for a come in mouth finish and deposited my load deep down her throat with no complaints (or reaction) from her.

Time to go time. Got dressed and bidding our farewells when Carmen said "I"ll come to your car so I can use your phone to tell the man who lives in the flat that we've finished cos I've run out of credit". "Oh" says I "right oh". Then a couple of seconds later changed my mind and told her I didn't feel comfortable with her using my phone. "Ok" says she and returned to the flat.

All in all not the worst punt I've ever had but far from good and a million miles from the best. Biggest issues were her lack of preparation considering she said she was working and available, misleading photos particularly in relation to her tits and complete lack of any interaction with the whole process.
Cheap enough at £55 but not great value in my opinion.

Would I go back? No. Would I recommend? Not really but it's up to you dear reader ...
« Last Edit: May 13, 2015, 07:58:31 PM by madeinwales56 »


4 review(s) found for PrettyWoman85 linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline socks

Yep an echo of the review I did, I gave her neutral mainly because of the impressive depth with which she took the throat fucking and her very good rimming - sounds like you didn't partake in that? But her general jadedness both in appearance and engagement really does call into question the what appears to me to be, quite ludicrous string of glowing positives on AW. I get the not wanting to generate negative feedback for yourself by giving negs on there but there really is no need to go over the top in the wording.

If you want the things she's good at (eg DT, rimming), aren't bothered about doing it with an average or better looking girl, are a bit short of cash and can't be arsed with any social interaction, she'll do a job for you. Fair to say MiW?

I reckon that sums it up Socks. The way I look at it is if you went to see her with £100 and went to the pub afterwards with £45 left in your wallet you would wonder why you bothered.
Now she's got a full house of positive, neutral and negative reviews. Other members of the Norwich punting fraternity will have to make their own minds up.

Offline socks

It would be good if some of the fanboy reviewers from AW posted on this review thread and let us know if she really was something much better when they saw her, or were they just AW appeasers in their write ups. If any are reading, come clean, you don't have to link to your AW profile!

Saw her twice.

First time a year and a half ago when she was in a messy bedsit out towards Mile Cross shops.

She was warm and friendly and did great rimming and bj.

6 months or so later, golden triangle. Totally jaded and vacant, messy flat, poor hygiene, lacklustre services. She probably needs to stop escorting.

So misleading profile and don't waste your money.

Offline scott80

Saw her twice but both were outcall. I think she is consistent in her services and at least she tries her best. She is quite good at oral but that's about it. I am still wondering about her finger. 

I am still wondering about her finger.

You may need to explain that Scott80!

Offline scott80

As far as I can remember her left hand fingers were missing tips. I think it is due to an earlier accident. Nothing offsetting or discomforting. Check her photos, probably you can see.

As far as I can remember her left hand fingers were missing tips. I think it is due to an earlier accident. Nothing offsetting or discomforting. Check her photos, probably you can see.

Ah. It suddenly rings a bell now. When I saw her she deliberately pointed out a scar on her upper arm, close to her shoulder. She said she had had an accident. It also explains why she left her long gloves on for the whole duration of the punt! Mind you, missing or additional fingers shouldn't faze punters in Norwich!

Offline socks

Ah. It suddenly rings a bell now. When I saw her she deliberately pointed out a scar on her upper arm, close to her shoulder. She said she had had an accident. It also explains why she left her long gloves on for the whole duration of the punt! Mind you, missing or additional fingers shouldn't faze punters in Norwich!
That made me laugh, well done Walesy. Hang on a minute that's a joke at my expense!!!!

That made me laugh, well done Walesy. Hang on a minute that's a joke at my expense!!!!

No offence meant Socks!

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