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7 review(s) for francescabambi (3 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


okay guys first review so take it easy..! shame its a negative

COMMS......

It was a last min thing so checked AW liked her pics and rang her.. she sounded a bit ditsy.. but arranged a time and everything seemed cool..... arrived at address and was given apartment number.....

HER PLACE....

quayside apartment fine from the outside, bit scruffy inside ashtrays in the bedroom, smelled of smoke, generally messy and the carpet looked like the floor at a wanking competition...

HER......

maybe im being harsh but the photo shopped pics had built my expectations up and they weren't met, fit body bout a size 6, answered the door in pants,bra and stockings,  and what looked like lipstick that had been put on by a passing blind man on a galloping horse (it was all over the place) not great looking imho i like a girl with a nice smile this wasn't her...! but hey that's very much a each to there own thing, i get that...

THE PUNT.....

instantly disappointed from her opening the door as i said above just not like her AW pics.... and she looked like she'd either been dragged through a hedge backwards or been getting rode all day, her hair was all over and she didn't look like there was much effort made. (there were no hedges in sight)....

was shown in and instantly thinking wish i was anywhere but here... i was offered a shower and accepted... came back in the bedroom and she was texting on her phone, (hate that).. then started telling me about her long day getting rode of all and sundry, not what i wanted to hear especially when she finished it with "some of the guys that come here don't get how hard it is i get tired aswell" (don't book so many in then greedy)..

After listening to her drivel on about nowt for what seemed like an eternity i was then offered a massage which i didn't want but she insisted and i wasn't gonna argue (couldn't be arsed)... it was shit..! and interrupted by her leaving the room a few times to get drinks..wipes..i dunno maybe check she hadn't left the oven on, basically out she could do to waste time...

after that i was told to stand so she could get on her knees and give me a BJ to be fair not bad lots of wanking though.. (oldest tricks are the best  :dash:) till i came all over her tits /face... then listened to more absolute shite about how she gets loads of free stuff off her clients and started asking what i did for a living... (sorry flower no free stuff of me im retired)... anyhow i wasn't going without fucking her so asked her to suck my cock hard which she did then on with the hat and rode her mish...switching to doggy before i came again...she was pretty tight and has a nice ass which i rimmed before fucking her... her profile says she does anal but after the day she'd had (poor lass) i couldn't be bothered to put her through having me hanging out of it... just wanted to be away....

All in all I wouldn't go back if it was free... don't give a shit about the £150 an hour its my time i was pissed off i'd wasted... maybe if i'd seen her in the morning maybe it would of been better but that's not my problem.... if i go to the car wash i expect my car to be cleaned to the same standard morning noon or nite and that's only a fiver...

this is only my second UK punt my first being keeva, maybe the bar was just set a little to high.... anyhow if someone could do me the AW link that would be great im shite with that kinda stuff.... cheers guys hope this helps and it wasn't a bad first attempt at a review...







Offline themademan2

You were warned, sorry to hear u wasted your money
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Offline Highlander

Sorry you had a crap punt. I enjoyed your well written and entertaining maiden review if that's any consolation (even though she was no maiden) and look forward to more.

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What a bummer. I had high hopes for her too and nearly booked her both times she was up here recently but I was already booked in to see someone else (thankfully).


7 review(s) found for francescabambi linked to in above post (3 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative)

You were warned, sorry to hear u wasted your money

Well to be fair in the 2 bad reviews the punt didn't even take place, the only review where it did was positive and she sounded good.

One I can delete from my Hot List.

Well to be fair in the 2 bad reviews the punt didn't even take place, the only review where it did was positive and she sounded good.

well i just said it as i found it, maybe it was just a bad day for her, however i,ll be sticking to keeva, savanha, lilly, jade, tori, eva and all the other well reviewed girls who are from up here... lesson learned  :drinks:

Well to be fair in the 2 bad reviews the punt didn't even take place, the only review where it did was positive and she sounded good.

well i just said it as i found it, maybe it was just a bad day for her, however i,ll be sticking to keeva, savanha, lilly, jade, tori, eva and all the other well reviewed girls who are from up here... lesson learned  :drinks:

Offline johnny34

Good first review, thanks.

At her prices (£100 30mins/£150 1hr) & with questionable feedback here on UKP shes not one i would even consider booking.

Offline Sqn Ldr Brown Wings

Amusing review so thanks for that.
As for Bambi she can foxtrot Oscar back to where she came from charging top whack for crappy punts like yours...pornstar my arse!!!!!!!
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well i just said it as i found it, maybe it was just a bad day for her, however i,ll be sticking to keeva, savanha, lilly, jade, tori, eva and all the other well reviewed girls who are from up here... lesson learned  :drinks:

I wasn't disputing your review, I meant that Mademan2's comment to you that "you were warned" was a bit harsh as her previous reviews suggested she was flaky but otherwise good. And who wouldn't be sucked in by her pics?

Good picks - I've seen all of those girls apart from Jade and highly rate all of them.

Offline themademan2

I wasn't disputing your review, I meant that Mademan2's comment to you that "you were warned" was a bit harsh as her previous reviews suggested she was flaky but otherwise good. And who wouldn't be sucked in by her pics?

Good picks - I've seen all of those girls apart from Jade and highly rate all of them.
when your spending £100 for 30 min or £150 for 1 hour, based on her reviews, I wouldn't book. If you got more money to burn than me, then that's good for you, but prudence on my side has saved me money to spend on other lasses, especially when now she has 3 bad reports OUT of 4!! For that sort of money, u don't expect to be pissed about
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Offline themademan2

Good first review, thanks.

At her prices (£100 30mins/£150 1hr) & with questionable feedback here on UKP shes not one i would even consider booking.
That's exactly what my common sense was getting at too mate
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Offline prebel

Thanks for the review.

Had my eye on her and will definitely avoid now.


Offline Mansell

well i just said it as i found it, maybe it was just a bad day for her, however i,ll be sticking to keeva, savanha, lilly, jade, tori, eva and all the other well reviewed girls who are from up here... lesson learned  :drinks:

Very good plan and one I have been following, although I seem to have got slightly stuck with one regular ( Tori ) who just keeps getting better and better. Mind blowing session yesterday  :yahoo:  :yahoo:

when your spending £100 for 30 min or £150 for 1 hour, based on her reviews, I wouldn't book. If you got more money to burn than me, then that's good for you, but prudence on my side has saved me money to spend on other lasses, especially when now she has 3 bad reports OUT of 4!! For that sort of money, u don't expect to be pissed about


that's fair comment m8, to be fair it was the pics that did it for me and lil head probably took over a bit, the money thing wasn't what pissed me off (although I wasn't delighted by it) it was my time wasted that annoyed me more..!  :drinks:

Offline greychap

okay guys first review so take it easy..! shame its a negative

COMMS......

It was a last min thing so checked AW liked her pics and rang her.. she sounded a bit ditsy.. but arranged a time and everything seemed cool..... arrived at address and was given apartment number.....

HER PLACE....

quayside apartment fine from the outside, bit scruffy inside ashtrays in the bedroom, smelled of smoke, generally messy and the carpet looked like the floor at a wanking competition...

HER......

maybe im being harsh but the photo shopped pics had built my expectations up and they weren't met, fit body bout a size 6, answered the door in pants,bra and stockings,  and what looked like lipstick that had been put on by a passing blind man on a galloping horse (it was all over the place) not great looking imho i like a girl with a nice smile this wasn't her...! but hey that's very much a each to there own thing, i get that...

THE PUNT.....

instantly disappointed from her opening the door as i said above just not like her AW pics.... and she looked like she'd either been dragged through a hedge backwards or been getting rode all day, her hair was all over and she didn't look like there was much effort made. (there were no hedges in sight)....

was shown in and instantly thinking wish i was anywhere but here... i was offered a shower and accepted... came back in the bedroom and she was texting on her phone, (hate that).. then started telling me about her long day getting rode of all and sundry, not what i wanted to hear especially when she finished it with "some of the guys that come here don't get how hard it is i get tired aswell" (don't book so many in then greedy)..

After listening to her drivel on about nowt for what seemed like an eternity i was then offered a massage which i didn't want but she insisted and i wasn't gonna argue (couldn't be arsed)... it was shit..! and interrupted by her leaving the room a few times to get drinks..wipes..i dunno maybe check she hadn't left the oven on, basically out she could do to waste time...

after that i was told to stand so she could get on her knees and give me a BJ to be fair not bad lots of wanking though.. (oldest tricks are the best  :dash:) till i came all over her tits /face... then listened to more absolute shite about how she gets loads of free stuff off her clients and started asking what i did for a living... (sorry flower no free stuff of me im retired)... anyhow i wasn't going without fucking her so asked her to suck my cock hard which she did then on with the hat and rode her mish...switching to doggy before i came again...she was pretty tight and has a nice ass which i rimmed before fucking her... her profile says she does anal but after the day she'd had (poor lass) i couldn't be bothered to put her through having me hanging out of it... just wanted to be away....

All in all I wouldn't go back if it was free... don't give a shit about the £150 an hour its my time i was pissed off i'd wasted... maybe if i'd seen her in the morning maybe it would of been better but that's not my problem.... if i go to the car wash i expect my car to be cleaned to the same standard morning noon or nite and that's only a fiver...

this is only my second UK punt my first being keeva, maybe the bar was just set a little to high.... anyhow if someone could do me the AW link that would be great im shite with that kinda stuff.... cheers guys hope this helps and it wasn't a bad first attempt at a review...

Because her prices are higher then most in the North East you expect the place to be clean and not smelling.

Also a lot of the women in this industry are not professional and don't mind moaning about how tired they are etc it is the way a lot of them are. If there tired they should take a break or see less punters!
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Offline namaste

Glad I was feeling lazy and gave this one a miss

I saw her once in a Manchester parlour at £50 for
30 mins. Didn't rate her at all. Rush rush rush in and out in 15 mins. :thumbsdown:




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