okay guys first review so take it easy..! shame its a negative
COMMS......
It was a last min thing so checked AW liked her pics and rang her.. she sounded a bit ditsy.. but arranged a time and everything seemed cool..... arrived at address and was given apartment number.....
HER PLACE....
quayside apartment fine from the outside, bit scruffy inside ashtrays in the bedroom, smelled of smoke, generally messy and the carpet looked like the floor at a wanking competition...
HER......
maybe im being harsh but the photo shopped pics had built my expectations up and they weren't met, fit body bout a size 6, answered the door in pants,bra and stockings, and what looked like lipstick that had been put on by a passing blind man on a galloping horse (it was all over the place) not great looking imho i like a girl with a nice smile this wasn't her...! but hey that's very much a each to there own thing, i get that...
THE PUNT.....
instantly disappointed from her opening the door as i said above just not like her AW pics.... and she looked like she'd either been dragged through a hedge backwards or been getting rode all day, her hair was all over and she didn't look like there was much effort made. (there were no hedges in sight)....
was shown in and instantly thinking wish i was anywhere but here... i was offered a shower and accepted... came back in the bedroom and she was texting on her phone, (hate that).. then started telling me about her long day getting rode of all and sundry, not what i wanted to hear especially when she finished it with "some of the guys that come here don't get how hard it is i get tired aswell" (don't book so many in then greedy)..
After listening to her drivel on about nowt for what seemed like an eternity i was then offered a massage which i didn't want but she insisted and i wasn't gonna argue (couldn't be arsed)... it was shit..! and interrupted by her leaving the room a few times to get drinks..wipes..i dunno maybe check she hadn't left the oven on, basically out she could do to waste time...
after that i was told to stand so she could get on her knees and give me a BJ to be fair not bad lots of wanking though.. (oldest tricks are the best
) till i came all over her tits /face... then listened to more absolute shite about how she gets loads of free stuff off her clients and started asking what i did for a living... (sorry flower no free stuff of me im retired)... anyhow i wasn't going without fucking her so asked her to suck my cock hard which she did then on with the hat and rode her mish...switching to doggy before i came again...she was pretty tight and has a nice ass which i rimmed before fucking her... her profile says she does anal but after the day she'd had (poor lass) i couldn't be bothered to put her through having me hanging out of it... just wanted to be away....
All in all I wouldn't go back if it was free... don't give a shit about the £150 an hour its my time i was pissed off i'd wasted... maybe if i'd seen her in the morning maybe it would of been better but that's not my problem.... if i go to the car wash i expect my car to be cleaned to the same standard morning noon or nite and that's only a fiver...
this is only my second UK punt my first being keeva, maybe the bar was just set a little to high.... anyhow if someone could do me the AW link that would be great im shite with that kinda stuff.... cheers guys hope this helps and it wasn't a bad first attempt at a review...