Nicol - Elephant and Castle. The very definition of Romanian indifference

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£60 for 30 mins (was more like 20 mins in the end)
Just fucking terrible - probably the most inept attempt at prostitution I've ever experienced.

Having been let down by another EE I was thinking with my cock, and instead of heading back and bashing one out, I found someone else who would do 30 mins for £60. She was ready to go in half an hour, clearly lacking in customers for reasons that will become clear. Has no English - I think I was negotiating with a maid over text. She's based in St George's circus, in a good modern flat between the Elephant and Waterloo. Usual problems with the buzzer not working - in the end some bloke let me in which was a little disconcerting.

Got up there and was greeting by Nicol, a pretty Romanian with a good pear-shaped figure and clad in nice lingerie. However, if you had asked her what I looked like she'd have no fucking clue because she couldn't take her gaze off her iphone. I pulled out the notes and she said "is £70". "Not on adultwork is not" I rebutted, which canned that particular scam.

The usual perfunctory service then ensued - I was asked to take my clothes off with all the tenderness of a matron inspecting bed pans. Tried to kiss but "is extra". She then applied the condom with the same lack of enthusiasm - I was prepared to forgo owo but she then told me that covered oral was also extra!

Christ, I thought, let's just pump and dump. We did 20 mins of cowgirl, doggy then missionary in almost complete silence (no kissing, as, guess what - it was extra) before she extracted a joyless orgasm out of me. After which, she returned to her iphone while I got dressed. Then - and I PROMISE you I'm not exaggerating this - she let me out of the flat without exchanging a single word with me or taking her gaze away from her iphone.

Terrible - absolutely terrible. If I'd wasted any more than £60 and an hour I'd be fuming, but I fully count this as a TOFTT and hope to save someone else from a similarly shit experience.

[claretandblue]

oh dear,wont be long till jrc arrives!

if your plans are disrupted and you need a pump and dump just go to soho...

[pumps]

you should have walked the second she told you it was £70.

[LL]

Thanks for sharing your experience with us OP.  I know it's not easy to write about such a shitty experience not least because you leave yourself open to ridicule from the usual suspects but some of us appreciate that it is worth taking one for the team now and again.  I swear I don't get the same thrill when I see a girl I've seen before, no matter how good she was on a previous visit.  For me it's all about taking risks - that's where the buzz is at.

[droplet]

do not visit romanians ever!

I learnt my lesson a couple of weeks ago. 

[The_Don]

This show why negative reviews are so important!

Thanks for posting and sorry it didn't work out


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[LL]

do not visit romanians ever!

I learnt my lesson a couple of weeks ago. 

So as I was saying... 

[closeshave]

I saw a Romano on near Waterloo at the beginning  of the year.  Rubbish.  She kept moving to stop me entering her fully.  Just lay there otherwise and put the clocks forward 10 minutes to cut my time.

Rip off

[backofthenet]

Having seen Maria in Paddington a few times I was actually inclined to defend Romanians - but it's now starting to become clear that she is a notable exception in terms of service and attitude.

Droplet - appreciate your empathy, and your review chimed with mine in so many ways.

As you alluded to on that thread, I still think that, despite these quite rare TOFTT incidents, that UKP has given me a 'net advantage' in terms of the number of good SPs it has alerted me to which I wouldn't have seen otherwise (I can think of at least 4, most of which I've seen more than once) added to the number of bullets it has helped me dodge (at least 4-5) minus the number of shit TOFTT punts I've ended up doing (2-3).

So though we all prefer to stay safe with previously reviewed girls, the importance of occasionally straying from this rule for the benefit of all, with the added excitement of the unknown, is, in the grand scheme of things, no bad thing. But it really fucking stings.

[pumps]

I see Romanians here and there, some are excellent some are shite, just like any other girl.

As said by someone in this thread...its ll about the Thrill!


but I don't bring the reviews here.

[The_Don]

I see Romanians here and there, some are excellent some are shite, just like any other girl.

+1 the W/G makes the difference

but I don't bring the reviews here.

I've read some of the reviews you post and it clear A/W is not the only place you look for W/G.
I can be a bit lazy and don't often look else where but I really should.


Thanks for making me look at other options sir 

[pumps]

+1 the W/G makes the difference

I've read some of the reviews you post and it clear A/W is not the only place you look for W/G.
I can be a bit lazy and don't often look else where but I really should.


Thanks for making me look at other options sir 

Only some? 






lol

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Sorry to hear BOTN. Better luck next time and thanks for reporting.

[J4SON]

Romanians are not qualified to be escorts whatsoever. They don't know the basic meaning of being a WG and they service that they need to provide. Never ever go for them. I had many bad experiences from them from several London agencies. (I'll never use them whatever my cock says) All they care is getting your money and providing a shit service which is far below the standard, and lying about the services they are providing on their agency's website. All thieves from the EU thanks to the free EU movement policy Cameron and this is what we're getting...

Read my negative Romanian review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49966.msg653283#msg653283

[Deepstroker]

I saw a Romano on near Waterloo at the beginning  of the year.  Rubbish.  She kept moving to stop me entering her fully.  Just lay there otherwise and put the clocks forward 10 minutes to cut my time.

Rip off

Its a good thing you didnt see her last weekend or she would have took your money,put the clock on one hour and shown you the door 

[closeshave]

Wicked post - just brill. But yes it was trick  after trick with  hindsight

[3HK]

It's a shame because I've seen some sexy Romanian girls on AW but the negative reviews on here deter me from going anywhere near them. In fact when I see an attractive lady on AW, I instinctively scroll down to make sure she is not Romanian, before adding to my hot list..

[Deepstroker]

yes,,i had high hopes for the influx from Europe and the EE to provide competition to home grown strumpets but alas it isnt happeneing