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Author Topic: _SweetMONIQUE_ London King’s Cross, WC1X – “Im really sorry emergency situation"  (Read 4500 times)


32 review(s) for _SweetMONIQUE_ (29 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline west8

_SweetMONIQUE_
https://www.adultwork.com/2791158


This will in all likelihood be my briefest review ever, so rejoice.  ;)

Arranged a 9pm booking with _SweetMONIQUE_ at precisely 16:00 hrs yesterday. She kindly sent me her address by SMS and we agreed that she would wear a black dress and heels.

I informed her that I would also place the booking through Adultwork and promptly did so. Her response: “Perfect”.

Knowing it was a Friday evening and that the traffic would be horrendous, I took a cab at 20:10 on the dot to ensure I would not be late.

39 minutes or so later - just as the taxi was passing Euston station and the meter read £27.80, I received the following SMS from Monique (sic.):

Quote from: _SweetMONIQUE_
Bbe im really sorry I can meet with you at 10 oclock. I hope is still ok. If not maybe another time. Im really sorry again xxxx

Quickly followed by:

Quote from: _SweetMONIQUE_
Im really sorry emergency situation


So, let me get this straight. I’m the paying customer, yet I’m supposed to fit around the Service Provider’s schedule and/or ‘emergency situation’. Makes sense. In WG land.

Perhaps Monique thought I would enjoy drawing amusing shapes and images in the frost-covered windows of locally parked cars .. for a fucking hour. Or perhaps she thought I might enjoy the splendid architecture of WC1X in the sub-arctic weather – by night.

Stupid cunt.

Needless to say, I instructed the driver to make a U-Turn on Gray’s Inn Road and headed back home.

£33.20 outbound
£28.80 inbound

Thanks Monique …



The Good:

She sent me her address quickly. Not that I would need it …

She happily agreed to my request to wear a black dress and heels. Not that I ever got to see them …



The Bad:

Euston Road.



The Ugly:

WC1X.
Monique’s amazing reliability.
Monique’s phenomenal timekeeping.
Monique’s extraordinary customer service.
Monique’s unparalleled ability to invent a pathetic excuse to justify the above.



Final words

I have written before that the only thing I ever expect from a WG is consideration. I don’t particularly care if I don’t like the girls I meet – I still pay them. I do care about one thing though: having my time wasted by poor, bullshit excuses.

That said, I think with hindsight Monique missed a trick. All she had to do was send me an excuse that was both believable and understandable. An excuse such as:

Quote from: _SweetMONIQUE_
Im really sorry – I double booked you with my lobotomist.


Bottom of the list for this one – at least until if and when I decide to return and subsequently re-review.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)

P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Anna-Marie - 9/9/9/9/10  - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
_SweetMONIQUE_ - 0/0/0/1/0  - 1
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)


All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42
« Last Edit: February 07, 2015, 03:03:18 AM by west8 »


32 review(s) found for _SweetMONIQUE_ linked to in above post (29 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)

Online The_Don

I've been their asked to wait. Not good, so I move on even if that means I booked 7 pm and don't punt until 9pm with a different W/G.

The cab fair cost + time wasted and the let down. Not a good combination

Offline LL

Boo hoo, you cry baby  :D
We all get let down in this way.  Kings Cross is hardly a punting desert though is it?!  Gray's Inn Road has more prostitutes than I could shake a shitty stick at.  Surely you could have found an alternative and not wasted your journey.  Calling her a stupid cunt is over the top.

Offline Sedlmayer

Boo hoo, you cry baby  :D
We all get let down in this way.  Kings Cross is hardly a punting desert though is it?!  Gray's Inn Road has more prostitutes than I could shake a shitty stick at.  Surely you could have found an alternative and not wasted your journey.  Calling her a stupid cunt is over the top.

Sorry but I disagree - girls who blatantly double book and bump need to be named and shamed, and as the booking was confirmed, a negative here is perfectly justified. Actually it's the right thing to do.
You're only going to find an alternative if you've thought ahead and stored loads of phone numbers for prostitutes on Gray's Inn Rd previously.
(I do agree that having a Plan B is a good idea, of course.)

Offline west8

LL, the point is not what I could have done, but rather what the WG/Service Provider should have done.

Let's look at the possible scenarios:

1. Monique was already 'busy' and her gentleman caller wished to extend. Result: bumped.
2. Monique had a better offer / longer booking. Result: bumped.
3. Monique had a genuine emergency. Result: bumped.

Bearing in mind that 3. is a distinct improbability, the most likely explanation is either 1. or 2. Either of which (to my mind) make her an unreliable SP.

Would you not agree?


My backup option was the Suzy and Naomee duo in Leyton, but in the end a Chinese seemed better. :drinks:

Offline S_holmes

My backup option was the Suzy and Naomee duo in Leyton, but in the end a Chinese seemed better. :drinks:



Review of the Chinese lady please...!
 :lol:

Offline LL

Would you not agree?
Yes I do agree that you got bumped. It happens all the time. A part of punting. Yes she even deserved a negative for it (I never stated otherwise sedl-whatsit). But what could have been done in a few lines becomes a long-winded sob-story with you calling her a stupid cunt and then putting her at the bottom of your list - all of which I personally found a bit melodramatic that's all.

Offline Tonyleung

Agreed I stopped reading West8's reviews it's either Bitchy or mills n boons. How do I get him on ignore?

Offline LL

Agreed I stopped reading West8's reviews it's either Bitchy or mills n boons. How do I get him on ignore?
His review of Lola Bell is actually very good. I tried to book her yeterday as a result but unfortunately I don't think she was working (no number displayed). Sorry to veer from the topic.

Offline west8

Agreed I stopped reading West8's reviews it's either Bitchy or mills n boons. How do I get him on ignore?

Profile > Account Settings > Buddies/Ignore List.

Alternatively, you could just skip the Review like you just didn't ..  :sarcastic:

That said, you do make a valid point. My reviews do tend to either extreme, so perhaps I should moderate them somewhat.

In the early days I was very, very specific about every detail - precisely to prove the naysayers wrong. However, I think it's pretty obvious now that the reviews are factual and accurate.

LL: I look forward to your review of Lola. Wait until she does the 'pinching' bit. Never experienced anything like it!

Offline kwahima

awww what a shame was thinking of booking a 3some with her and her friend  :dash:
Banning reason: Posting trash reviews / Tout

LL, the point is not what I could have done, but rather what the WG/Service Provider should have done.

Let's look at the possible scenarios:

1. Monique was already 'busy' and her gentleman caller wished to extend. Result: bumped.
2. Monique had a better offer / longer booking. Result: bumped.
3. Monique had a genuine emergency. Result: bumped.

Bearing in mind that 3. is a distinct improbability, the most likely explanation is either 1. or 2. Either of which (to my mind) make her an unreliable SP.

Would you not agree?


My backup option was the Suzy and Naomee duo in Leyton, but in the end a Chinese seemed better. :drinks:

Well i will add another option: Monique decided to cancel your meeting because she may know what happened to SexyPorsha.

Don't you think?

Well i will add another option: Monique decided to cancel your meeting because she may know what happened to SexyPorsha.

Don't you think?

+1 if a WG works out who you are westie i would imagine quite a few will not proceed with the booking due to the aggravation likely to follow....

+1 if a WG works out who you are westie i would imagine quite a few will not proceed with the booking due to the aggravation likely to follow....

There was a thread the other day about hidden feedback on AW accounts. It's likely his now has details of his adventures and possibly warnings to avoid with a link to Porsha's thread so other WG's know. Slowly coming back to bite him in the arse. Funny how he would have caused so much less trouble for himself and others if he had kept his mouth shut about what he did.

I have seen Monique multiple times , she is a great girl and she tries her best to make everyone happy. Also i dont think she takes the calls , its the receptionist , so blame the receptionist not her...the receptionist makes the decisions and she hardly has a say in it

So this review in nonsense and its a review of the receptionist and not Monique

Offline london

I have seen Monique multiple times , she is a great girl and she tries her best to make everyone happy. Also i dont think she takes the calls , its the receptionist , so blame the receptionist not her...the receptionist makes the decisions and she hardly has a say in it

So this review in nonsense and its a review of the receptionist and not Monique


Agreed and not

Agree for is not her fault and not agree for negative review

From my experience from that house which I met few girls they reading UKP and I am sure this post will help them to deal with client
better .

We can't separate girls from they manager/reception in our review if girls are not independed  . Have you ever seen a bad feedback about ML or Ameera ?
No . Because they never mess an booking as they working for themselves

« Last Edit: February 07, 2015, 09:22:02 PM by london »

Sensible response , agreed , and i agree about that Flat where i have met some great polish girls..

Offline fredpunter

There was a thread the other day about hidden feedback on AW accounts. It's likely his now has details of his adventures and possibly warnings to avoid with a link to Porsha's thread so other WG's know. Slowly coming back to bite him in the arse. Funny how he would have caused so much less trouble for himself and others if he had kept his mouth shut about what he did.

I suspect you are correct about the hidden notes.

Offline Mike Oxhard

So, let me get this straight. I’m the paying customer, yet I’m supposed to fit around the Service Provider’s schedule and/or ‘emergency situation’. Makes sense. In WG land.

Supposing it was a genuine reason, like a parent being rushed into hospital or something?? To give a childish rant without a proven reason is pathetic.

Mr West8, you could have taken the tube like most of us and spent all the money you would have saved on the taxi ride having a nice coffee and relaxing until she was free, reflecting upon how a little give & take (or even empathy) in life might pay back one day.

Offline west8

Well i will add another option: Monique decided to cancel your meeting because she may know what happened to SexyPorsha.

Don't you think?

No. But naturally someone had to mention it. Congratulations on being that man.



+1 if a WG works out who you are westie i would imagine quite a few will not proceed with the booking due to the aggravation likely to follow....

I couldn't care less. We're talking about prostitutes here .. not neurosurgeons.



There was a thread the other day about hidden feedback on AW accounts. It's likely his now has details of his adventures and possibly warnings to avoid with a link to Porsha's thread so other WG's know. Slowly coming back to bite him in the arse. Funny how he would have caused so much less trouble for himself and others if he had kept his mouth shut about what he did.

More bullshit from the white knight. I guess it wasn't enough to embarrass yourself in the ECB thread. Go ahead, try on this thread.



I have seen Monique multiple times , she is a great girl and she tries her best to make everyone happy. Also i dont think she takes the calls , its the receptionist , so blame the receptionist not her...the receptionist makes the decisions and she hardly has a say in it

So this review in nonsense and its a review of the receptionist and not Monique

Thanks for your input hardhans. Thanks also for your Reviews. All 0 of them.

Now fuck off.



I suspect you are correct about the hidden notes.

Damn. Those must be the notes that prevented me from two punts last night - both booked through Adultwork. Two reviews to follow.


No, I believe many of us appreciated the truth about her alcoholism/drug use/willingness to bareback coming out, as well as her mental instability & subsequent legion of fluffy fanboys/white knights being revealed.

What doesn't sit well with me, is the fact that it was the wanker himself who conveniently overlooked all her flaws while they were getting along. More importantly, he made a conscious decision not to tell us about it at the time.
So when the inevitable happened and all the dirty laundry got aired, she naturally (and stupidly) went flying off the handle. No points for guessing who got out of it looking like the good guy. 

First it was JuliusSimpleton, now white knight two decides to follow. Go and cry your crocodile tears on the shoulder of your favorite WG and leave the real punting to us men. Next time I'll tell my social secretary to fill you in on my movements as you appear to be fascinated.



Mr West8, you could have taken the tube like most of us and spent all the money you would have saved on the taxi ride having a nice coffee and relaxing until she was free, reflecting upon how a little give & take (or even empathy) in life might pay back one day.

I am not unsympathetic to that notion. After one great and then one truly epic punt last night, I felt charitable. So charitable that I got hammered at Stringfellows and then gave the poor homeless cunt outside a £20 note. Unlike the lazy receptionist/WG/who gives a fuck, that poor old bastard deserved his money.

_SweetMONIQUE_
https://www.adultwork.com/2791158


This will in all likelihood be my briefest review ever, so rejoice.  ;)

Arranged a 9pm booking with _SweetMONIQUE_ at precisely 16:00 hrs yesterday. She kindly sent me her address by SMS and we agreed that she would wear a black dress and heels.

I informed her that I would also place the booking through Adultwork and promptly did so. Her response: “Perfect”.

Knowing it was a Friday evening and that the traffic would be horrendous, I took a cab at 20:10 on the dot to ensure I would not be late.

39 minutes or so later - just as the taxi was passing Euston station and the meter read £27.80, I received the following SMS from Monique (sic.):

Quickly followed by:


So, let me get this straight. I’m the paying customer, yet I’m supposed to fit around the Service Provider’s schedule and/or ‘emergency situation’. Makes sense. In WG land.

Perhaps Monique thought I would enjoy drawing amusing shapes and images in the frost-covered windows of locally parked cars .. for a fucking hour. Or perhaps she thought I might enjoy the splendid architecture of WC1X in the sub-arctic weather – by night.

Stupid cunt.

Needless to say, I instructed the driver to make a U-Turn on Gray’s Inn Road and headed back home.

£33.20 outbound
£28.80 inbound

Thanks Monique …



The Good:

She sent me her address quickly. Not that I would need it …

She happily agreed to my request to wear a black dress and heels. Not that I ever got to see them …



The Bad:

Euston Road.



The Ugly:

WC1X.
Monique’s amazing reliability.
Monique’s phenomenal timekeeping.
Monique’s extraordinary customer service.
Monique’s unparalleled ability to invent a pathetic excuse to justify the above.



Final words

I have written before that the only thing I ever expect from a WG is consideration. I don’t particularly care if I don’t like the girls I meet – I still pay them. I do care about one thing though: having my time wasted by poor, bullshit excuses.

That said, I think with hindsight Monique missed a trick. All she had to do was send me an excuse that was both believable and understandable. An excuse such as:


Bottom of the list for this one – at least until if and when I decide to return and subsequently re-review.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)

P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Anna-Marie - 9/9/9/9/10  - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
_SweetMONIQUE_ - 0/0/0/1/0  - 1
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)


All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42

The bits I don't get about this are:

1. Why you seem so surprised and pissed off you got bumped by a King's Cross tart who charges 70 quid per half-hour

2. Why you'd then devote so much time to assembling a review, and then arguing with fellow board members over it.


Yes, it's a nuisance when this happens, and yes, you're right to get pissed off about it. But I don't see how embarking on a teeth-grinding campaign is going to change anything.

We all KNOW tarts are fundamentally unreliable, and 1 out of between 2 and 5 incalls in areas like WC1 where you're parting with what for London is low-end money, will end in failure, defeat or misery.

We build this in to our experience and move on.


32 review(s) found for _SweetMONIQUE_ linked to in above post (29 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)


Offline Sedlmayer

Yes I do agree that you got bumped. It happens all the time. A part of punting. Yes she even deserved a negative for it (I never stated otherwise sedl-whatsit). But what could have been done in a few lines becomes a long-winded sob-story with you calling her a stupid cunt and then putting her at the bottom of your list - all of which I personally found a bit melodramatic that's all.

I think we're pretty much agreeing here actually  :thumbsup:

 Annoying when it happens and I have seen the most creative excuses used by prossies. The only one I did appreciate was being advised she had just started to fly the Japanese flag but would still see me 2 hours later if I wished. As I'm not a fan of Dracula movies I declined.  If I get bumped I would walk and take my cash elsewhere. IMO better to post a negative review on prossies that are unreliable, then the punter can be informed in his decision making  :hi:




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