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    Author Topic: SummerSexy89 / Missblonde2076 - hoist on my own petard while TOFTT!  (Read 38504 times)


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    Offline Quesadilla

    Interesting that at 1059 this morning she had 50001 views in 10 months ie 5000 per month c1000 per week based on the screen print Akauya posted. In the 8 hours since has had over 700 views ! Bet if we knew figures from when Q posted his review she has had a weeks worth of views in less than a day !

    I would suggest a lot of those are based on punters reading this review, shows the power of UKP !

    Does she really believe this is good for her reputation !

    Just sums up really dumb skank. :unknown:
    Wonder how many of those like Flunt viewed and hit blacklist?  :D
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE


    Offline Flunt

    Wonder how many of those like Flunt viewed and hit blacklist?  :D

    I had her on my hot list from the original West Midlands thread. I was slightly disappointed she moved to Richmond, not now  :thumbsup:

    Offline Quesadilla

    I did! :-)

    Right at the beginning of the punt she was telling me how she is genuinely bi and I was IMMEDIATELY thinking of testing that out with MissKDD as I always do.  So I count at least 4 potential bookings she's lost already. That's day 1 of this review.  :D
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

    Offline Mij

    I was IMMEDIATELY thinking of testing that out with MissKDD as I always do. 

    haha...I can't see Kristen sitting around talking for 90 minutes with no action! She'd probably get frustrated and chuck her out herself! :-)  :lol: :lol:


    Offline Quesadilla

    haha...I can't see Kristen sitting around talking for 90 minutes with no action! She'd probably get frustrated and chuck her out herself! :-)  :lol: :lol:

    5 mins max then Becky would have been lobbed out the window and Kristen would have been jumping on me.  <sigh>. Reminds me I owe the lady a very positive review! :)
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

    Offline SW1975

    Even better that the stupid girl will now get people reading this on her AW profile and coming on UKP to actually read the review -

    Excellent - More people will read and no one will book her - PERFECT result IMO.


     :lol:

    That is quality. What a complete bitch. I'm surprised the OP is more laidback than most about losing 300 sheets in that manner though I'd be asking for the full whack back.

    Offline Quesadilla


     :lol:

    That is quality. What a complete bitch. I'm surprised the OP is more laidback than most about losing 300 sheets in that manner though I'd be asking for the full whack back.
    I am most definitely not laid back about it! I did ask, but short of calling the police or acts of violence not much I could do.  Told her if she wasn't prepared to pay back in full I'd be giving her both barrels on AW and here and she was unfazed and unrepentant. Even today she's been txt'ing and gloating that my review has resulted in fresh bookings.  Sounds unlikely but any punter that wants to book this skank for 2 hours of her talking shite is welcome to her!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I am kicking myself because I had a bunch of HL girls who were well reviewed that I could have had  a great punt with - but at the end of the day it's £300 - it could have been much worse - e.g. pimp/boyfriend mugging me as opposed to just being mugged by a dumb skank.  :unknown:

    Shit happens, expensive lesson but hard learnt.
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

    Offline SW1975

    Fair point mate. I suppose if it wasn't on your doorstep then you might have pushed it a bit more. As mentioned 300 quid in the grand scheme of things is going to feel like nowt compared to the amount of bookings she will lose over this. Hopefully anyone will proceed with caution.

    Chatting for two hours indeed what a pisstake that is.

    Offline Mij

    Well..she's obviously reading all this as she's just removed the bit from her profile admitting she was sat around just chatting for 1.5 hours of a 2 hour punt! The penny obviously dropped!  :lol:

    Personally, I think she should just do the honourable thing and arrange to give you your money back somehow (no bank transfers though!). She knows where you live so she can just post it through the letter box. Only way I can see her saving ANY face now in all of this debacle.

    Offline Quesadilla

    Well..she's obviously reading all this as she's just removed the bit from her profile admitting she was sat around just chatting for 1.5 hours of a 2 hour punt! The penny obviously dropped!  :lol:

    Personally, I think she should just do the honourable thing and arrange to give you your money back somehow (no bank transfers though!). She knows where you live so she can just post it through the letter box. Only way I can see her saving ANY face now in all of this debacle.
    Well spotted Mij - yep she's changed the profile yet again, hilarious!  Clearly she's seen it's backfired on her so gone back to the vague "1 liner" version. 

    I agree, she should do the decent thing - a clear statement on here that she returned the cash would go a long way towards this one day being forgotten. As it is right now I suspect lots of punters and lurkers are hitting the blacklist button.

    I am planning to make Becky my new avatar with a nice big slogan of "thieving skank" across it - so even if she changes her profile / name hopefully the pic will still ring a bell.  :hi:

    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

    Offline Talbear

    Q

    Guess it's commiserations aNd congratulations from me...

    Sorry to hear you have had such an awful punt with an utter thieving slag...

    Congratulations to you for exposing her...

    You deserve much better mate...

    Thanks on behalf of all punters in the Midlands and beyond

     :drinks:

    Online James999

    Her profile says she will explain it all to anyone who would listen, perhaps we should all book incalls, go along and as soon as you get in ask her about it (Without passing over cash of course) , and let her ramble on and tell her version, asking plenty of questions and encouraging her to waffle on.

    Then eventually saying, "ok thanks for that reassurance ill go and get my money from the car now" and and leave to get your cash, of course driving off not to return.

    Imagine if she booked a hotel and she had half a dozen clients do that  :thumbsup:

    See who can get her to chat for the longest time  :sarcastic:

    Offline Quesadilla

    Her profile says she will explain it all to anyone who would listen, perhaps we should all book incalls, go along and as soon as you get in ask her about it (Without passing over cash of course) , and let her ramble on and tell her version, asking plenty of questions and encouraging her to waffle on.

    Then eventually saying, "ok thanks for that reassurance ill go and get my money from the car now" and and leave to get your cash, of course driving off not to return.

    Imagine if she booked a hotel and she had half a dozen clients do that  :thumbsup:

    See who can get her to chat for the longest time  :sarcastic:

    Apparently she already has an issue with timewasters....but that would just fucking rock wouldn't it!  :lol:
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE


    Offline Quesadilla

    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

    Offline Flunt

    "Some recent bad feedback, personally hope anyone messaging me would have the intelligence not to listen, but if in doubt please just ask I will happily explain the situation!"

    £300 for two hours to explain the story in full detail and if you want a personal service see a proper pro$$ie that does that sort of thing.

    Offline Quesadilla

    "Some recent bad feedback, personally hope anyone messaging me would have the intelligence not to listen, but if in doubt please just ask I will happily explain the situation!"

    £300 for two hours to explain the story in full detail and if you want a personal service see a proper pro$$ie that does that sort of thing.
    "Sorry - don't you mean a slut who does that sort of thing.  I'm a lady!"  :wackogirl:

    New Avatar in honour of Becky. I have come over all fluffy over her.  :lol:

    What do you think - too much??
    « Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 10:43:30 pm by Quesadilla »
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE


    Q - to quote my avatar "You could try Watchdog but they've got bigger fish to fry".

    A truly bizarre encounter - but I think a learning experience for you (and all of us) - it's our time, we're the boss, and if that means hastening disrobing because the clock is ticking (at the expense of being polite or 'sweet'), then so be it.

    Word of warning - Sarah, who you are seeing tomorrow, also talks an incredible amount. More than any other WG I've been with. But, importantly, she also provides a gold-standard sexual service, and the segue from chat to sex was no problem whatsoever. Just be prepared to initiate it - but she won't resist. Hope you enjoy.

    Final point - "hoist by your own petard" doesn't work in this context - would only be a relevant idiom if you were trying to sabotage someone else's punt and it backfired. Sorry to be a pedant.

    Q - to quote my avatar "You could try Watchdog but they've got bigger fish to fry".

    A truly bizarre encounter - but I think a learning experience for you (and all of us) - it's our time, we're the boss, and if that means hastening disrobing because the clock is ticking (at the expense of being polite or 'sweet'), then so be it.

    Word of warning - Sarah, who you are seeing tomorrow, also talks an incredible amount. More than any other WG I've been with. But, importantly, she also provides a gold-standard sexual service, and the segue from chat to sex was no problem whatsoever. Just be prepared to initiate it - but she won't resist. Hope you enjoy.

    Final point - "hoist by your own petard" doesn't work in this context - would only be a relevant idiom if you were trying to sabotage someone else's punt and it backfired. Sorry to be a pedant.
    if you want to move things along, i always find a quick wash on arrival then returning to the room naked works

    Offline Quesadilla

    if you want to move things along, i always find a quick wash on arrival then returning to the room naked works

    I was in my own home...?  :unknown:

    Guess I could have come back naked from going to the loo....
    Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE








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