"Right screw this. Fuck the picture and fjck the lot, I'll go "hand myself in" for robbing you and we'll see what the law have to say shall we?!"
"Right police station it is. You keep your picture I keep my 300 but my name as a thief is cleared and then you will still have to remove the picture as it would be slander "
Er...correct me if I'm wrong, but handing yourself into a police station and admitting a crime of theft doesn't just make it "go away" and clear your name! They will just say "thanks for saving us the trouble of coming to get you" then lock her up pending a court appearance....they have a confession after all...and of course, a confession means that she DID steal the money, which means you then can't be done for 'slander'..(actually, it's libel, but we'll gloss over that for now!) :-)