This was truly my worst ever punt. I have had sessions as bad but not certainly at this cost.
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External Link/Members OnlyI had decided that for 2015 each punt has to strike something off my “bucket list”. However, this meet was left over from last year in that the original meeting did not take place. As comms had been so good and friendly and exceedingly flirty, I thought I would make one exception.
There are two reviews for Vicki, one when she started out
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=43007.0and a second as a duo with Lexus Jordan.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=44575.msg587877;topicseen#msg587877My punt could not be further from the first review and backs up the second 100%. Somewhere between the first and second, Vicki seems to have developed an extreme allergic reaction to the thought of spunk. For her chosen profession, this is about as useful as a blood donor who feints at the sight of blood. When her profile first appeared, her rate for an hour was £160 but she offered OWO, CIM and swallow for an extra £40. Shortly after that and between my booking and aborted first visit, she changed to OW and wrote some bollocks about health issues with a friend of hers so she was no longer offering it. Later the “health warning” disappeared and OWO re-appeared but not CIM or Swallow.
So on to the meeting. I was greeted by Vicki dressed as I asked and on time. Looking good so far. Venue was a well know hotel in MK. We commenced but as she did not remove her chewing gum, I began to sense this was not going to go well. Started with plenty of oral on her which was very tasty and wasn’t too difficult to touch the right buttons. After this point though everything went extremely rapidly downhill. I suggested she should probably return the favour to which she asked me to get undressed – no offer of doing this for me and still incidentally chewing gum. Not personally feeling particularly aroused by this point, she reached over to get a condom. I pointed out that she might need to do a bit of work first and she immediately said she did not do OWO. Well as this was clearly stated on her profile (and still is this morning) and she had confirmed it through email, I would say from here, it was likely we were on a ski slope descent. So there is no misunderstanding, it wasn’t a case of “at discretion”, her words were “I don’t do Oral Without”.
It doesn’t take much to work out that if you are going to perform OW, you have to get the penis erect in order to get the condom on. I can honestly say when she attempted to give me a wank she had not a clue. I developed this theory on the way home that when I was a teenager, we learnt sex by fumbling around and experimenting. Teenagers today learn from watching porn on the internet which is of course nothing like real life. They think they merely have to touch it and it immediately rises to a height of 8 inches. Not so particularly on this day and in the mood I was now in.
By wanking myself I managed to get the little chap to a size just about big enough to fit a condom. Vicki now asks me to put it on as she has long false nails and is worried it will tear. She then performs to be fair a reasonable covered blow job. I then suggest sex and starting off in mish. As I enter she shows an expression of pain, to which I ask if I am hurting her. She asks me not to go in too far. She then says if I cum to pull out immediately in case the condom splits. As I said she seems to be obsessed with not coming into contact with any male fluids. We then moved on to cowgirl and even though I was hating it, having stored up a few days worth, I was unable to hold back. As there was absolutely no intimacy in this whole procedure, she pulled the condom off and then proceeded to answer a few texts. No question in her mnd of continuing. I got dressed and left, ashamed that I had just had sex with a girl 40 years younger than me who did not want to be having sex with me. On leaving my car, walking to the hotel, having a punt and walking back, the elapsed time was 50 minutes of which the punt occupied 35 of them. All for £160.
This girl should not be doing this. Whatever happened after that first weekend reported by a respected punter and reviewer on here I have no idea but I concur with the second reviewer. Don’t be drawn in by the pictures. A really miserable punt and an absolute rip off not by someone having a bad day but someone who hates being an escort.
As an aside, I received an unsolicited text offering quite a bargain price for a duo with Teen Vicki and Lexus Jordan. I can only surmise business is very, very slow and it bloody well should be.
