Author Topic: -Woofie- , City of London  (Read 3757 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 9333773) (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by scouting]
2 review(s) for MissMuffin (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by scouting]
60 review(s) for Woofie35 (59 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scouting]

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Woofie v1: Original profile, deleted last year External Link/Members Only last review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420594.0
Woofie v2: 'Miss Muffin' External Link/Members Only now dead (one review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=447506.0)
Woofie v3: Current External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

So it seems I have the pleasure of being the first person to review Woofie in her current incarnation.

In fact I managed to book Woofie just as she was about to turn her old profile off last year. She then switched to her miss muffin profile due to a stalker, and has just recently created a new Woofie profile. All this is discussed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=431026 including a message from the lady herself and https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420594.0. During that time I've been lucky to see her a few times, but held back from a review. There didn't seem any point in posting a review under the old profile (would have been suspicous with the original profile gone), and doing one under the Muffin profile would invite speculation and including too much detail would have outed her which she clearly didn't want. It's not clear a review is required given the astonishing history of feedback under the original profile, but this will tie old and new together nicely.

TLDR: Everything you have read under the old profile is correct - she is unique and amazing.

For those that want a review read on, this is basically a composite review of a few meets but our last appointment was in the last few months so within the rules.

Cost: £500 for 2 hours.
This is the minimum time you can book for. There are many escorts charging more than £250 per hour who are many leagues below Woofie.

Contact and comms

Based on her AW profile right now, for the 1st time caller you need to have a minimum of 5 positive AW feedback and pay a 20% deposit. I used Paypal, not sure if that's still the option. She is the only escort I've ever paid a deposit for; based on her prior reviews I felt pretty safe doing that.

Comms is initially through AW then switches to WhatsApp. After our initial contact for all subsequent meets we've spoken over WA. Her comms are exemplary. She is very happy to take outfit, toy and scenario suggestions; all of which are followed to the letter.

Location

I've always gone to the same well known upmarket hotel near the Tower of London to meet her. No issues with access. The rooms are spacious (which turns out to be important) and the bathroom facilities are excellent.

The girl

The photos are limited on her website, but don't worry. Her physical attributes as listed are accurate. Basically she's a very attractive petite, slim lady with dark hair. Her profile lists her age as 43, but she could pass for much younger and has the body of a 19 year old. If you absolutely must have a 25 year old pneumatic blonde with bee stung lips, then go elsewhere. But you'd be a fool.

The meeting(s)

Many previous reviewers have done a better job than I ever can in summarising the Woofie experience, but let me try. Our meets are fairly full on - BDSM, RP, PSE. Her full list of likes is very extensive, and although I haven't tried all of them, she's been eager to do everything I've asked her to. She does have limits, but you'll be going some to reach them. Essentially Woofie is a full blown nympho: constantly wet, totally submissive, eager to please. There is no acting here. She would probably do a fantastic GFE but for me that would be like taking your Ferrari down to Asdas. Although ironically, Woofie is intelligent, good company, and would actually make an excellent girlfriend.

Is this a positive? Yes, oh yes, god yes.
Would I see her again? Yes, and I have done so already, and hope to continue doing so.

« Last Edit: September 29, 2026, 01:31:58 pm by r2012121020 »

Offline koshkaj

This comes across as more like a touty advert to me.  :unknown:

i mean sure, there may be many escorts charging more than £250 an hour who may not be in woofie's league, but by the same token, there may also be many escorts who are not charging that amount who are. £500 is a risky investment based on this review, imo.

i await the previous reviewers to come out and dispute this and tell me she is worth every penny, or that if i can't afford her, i should not comment :D
« Last Edit: September 29, 2026, 02:28:55 pm by koshkaj »

Offline jamiekinkxxx

koshkaj you are 100% allowed your opinion.

I personally believe she is very good. I saw her in her last two profile.

The first before I joined UKP and the second time (circa 12-18mth ago) I didn't review due to her stalker issues.

I think is is VGFM given the service levels.

« Last Edit: September 29, 2026, 03:17:48 pm by jamiekinkxxx »

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This comes across as more like a touty advert to me.  :unknown:

i mean sure, there may be many escorts charging more than £250 an hour who may not be in woofie's league, but by the same token, there may also be many escorts who are not charging that amount who are. £500 is a risky investment based on this review, imo.

i await the previous reviewers to come out and dispute this and tell me she is worth every penny, or that if i can't afford her, i should not comment :D

"£500 is a risky investment based on this review, imo. " I would agree, but perhaps not based on the other 59 positive reviews with one neg...

For the avoidance of doubt I certainly haven't been asked to write this review and you're welcome to read my other reviews. It takes a lot to make me go all fluffy.

I'm also very much looking forward to hearing about other £250 p.h. who are operating at this service level...

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koshkaj you are 100% allowed your opinion.

I personally believe she is very good. I saw her in her last two profile.

The first before I joined UKP and the second time (circa 12-18mth ago) I didn't review due to her stalker issues.

I think is is VGFM given the service levels.

I’d not considered seeing Woofie as I thought she was only submissive in her meets. However, my interest is now piqued - did/does she switch/take a dominant role (femdom), or was it your good self who switched when you met with her? Curious to know.   :hi:

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"£500 is a risky investment based on this review, imo. " I would agree, but perhaps not based on the other 59 positive reviews with one neg...

For the avoidance of doubt I certainly haven't been asked to write this review and you're welcome to read my other reviews. It takes a lot to make me go all fluffy.

If this had been a negative review, it would have invalidated all 59 of those (for me) due to the fact that excepting the Miss Muffin review, the last one is from over 18 months ago and the others have reached their 2 year or more birthday. i place far more weight on recent reviews over legacy ones, so my decision would be based around 95% off this review.  Without telling you how to write your review, i have no idea, for example (again based on this review only), if her oral is any good? Many SPs have an extensive likes list, but that has no bearing on whether or not they are performed at a decent level. Your description of how Woofie looks is similarly lacking, with the few pictures she has available on her profile and your limited description of her in person, i would fear she may not live up to expectations. Some of your other comments i also find hyperbolic, but i've said enough.

This was a very relaxed and natural GFE with excellent DFK, OWO, RO, fingering, spanking and covered sex.

This is a single line from one of your previous reviews that would immediately set my mind at ease as to the services offered and executed.

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I'm also very much looking forward to hearing about other £250 p.h. who are operating at this service level...

This is going to be difficult, as i would have to book Woofie myself to appraise her service level, to which end i would need to see more recent reviews of her to feel confident in doing so. I do note though that i see many, many Ferraris at Asda, so i guess anything is possible.  ;)

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i have no idea, for example (again based on this review only), if her oral is any good?

It’s fantastic, top tier, one of the best 3 I’ve experienced.


This is a single line from one of your previous reviews that would immediately set my mind at ease as to the services offered and executed: “This was a very relaxed and natural GFE with excellent DFK, OWO, RO, fingering, spanking and covered sex”

OK. This was a very unrelaxed full on PSE/BDSM with excellent DFK, OWO, RO, fingering, receiving spanking, covered sex, A levels, rope play, use of toys in all one, two or three holes; double penetration with penis and toys, deep throat, receiving domination/humuliation, fucking machine, squirting, foot worship, RP, lapdancing, watersports, nipple clamps, clothes pegs. I don’t think I’ve missed anything, but I wasn’t taking notes. And if I had been they would have got soaked.



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Offline Harry Monk

I would have loved to have seen her before but I find the 2 hour minimum a bit restrictive.

At that price point ,which I accept is not unreasonable, what if you're not on top form or can't last 2 hours or if you don't click with her ?
IMO that's too much of a financial risk

Surely if you offer 1 hour and everything is great then you would be likely to return and possibly for longer .

Totally appreciate she can do what she wants .

Offline jamiekinkxxx

I’d not considered seeing Woofie as I thought she was only submissive in her meets. However, my interest is now piqued - did/does she switch/take a dominant role (femdom), or was it your good self who switched when you met with her? Curious to know.   :hi:

She 100% can

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This is going to be difficult, as i would have to book Woofie myself to appraise her service level, to which end i would need to see more recent reviews of her to feel confident in doing so. I do note though that i see many, many Ferraris at Asda, so i guess anything is possible.  ;)

fair point about the Ferraris at Asda  :D
The service sounds great, but I’d still need to see a few photos before booking. Everyone’s taste is different!


Offline simon07

I saw her around 2018 in the Nottingham area and i think it was £200 for an hour. She was an attractive lady then and she was full on service. I had to gently pull her back as she was trying to get her tongue past my tonsils for DFK as well as breather. She made sure i had 2 pops with OWO, fucking and of course squirting.

A person can change in 8 years and no idea what she is like now in looks and service?
 She definitely gave me an education back in 2018. £500 is too much for me though.

Offline Bartolomeo

She still looks pretty much the same since I first saw her 10 years ago. Maybe slightly bigger tits. And I feel she's gotten filthier if that was possible

Offline mightymunce

Saw her years ago....might see if I can book her again :lol:

Offline allroadboy

to the OP was the fucking machine hers?