Woofie v1: Original profile, deleted last year
External Link/Members Only last review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420594.0Woofie v2: 'Miss Muffin'
External Link/Members Only now dead (one review here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=447506.0)
Woofie v3: Current
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlySo it seems I have the pleasure of being the first person to review Woofie in her current incarnation.
In fact I managed to book Woofie just as she was about to turn her old profile off last year. She then switched to her miss muffin profile due to a stalker, and has just recently created a new Woofie profile. All this is discussed here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=431026 including a message from the lady herself and
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420594.0. During that time I've been lucky to see her a few times, but held back from a review. There didn't seem any point in posting a review under the old profile (would have been suspicous with the original profile gone), and doing one under the Muffin profile would invite speculation and including too much detail would have outed her which she clearly didn't want. It's not clear a review is required given the astonishing history of feedback under the original profile, but this will tie old and new together nicely.
TLDR: Everything you have read under the old profile is correct - she is unique and amazing.
For those that want a review read on, this is basically a composite review of a few meets but our last appointment was in the last few months so within the rules.
Cost: £500 for 2 hours.
This is the minimum time you can book for. There are many escorts charging more than £250 per hour who are many leagues below Woofie.
Contact and commsBased on her AW profile right now, for the 1st time caller you need to have a minimum of 5 positive AW feedback and pay a 20% deposit. I used Paypal, not sure if that's still the option. She is the only escort I've ever paid a deposit for; based on her prior reviews I felt pretty safe doing that.
Comms is initially through AW then switches to WhatsApp. After our initial contact for all subsequent meets we've spoken over WA. Her comms are exemplary. She is very happy to take outfit, toy and scenario suggestions; all of which are followed to the letter.
LocationI've always gone to the same well known upmarket hotel near the Tower of London to meet her. No issues with access. The rooms are spacious (which turns out to be important) and the bathroom facilities are excellent.
The girlThe photos are limited on her website, but don't worry. Her physical attributes as listed are accurate. Basically she's a very attractive petite, slim lady with dark hair. Her profile lists her age as 43, but she could pass for much younger and has the body of a 19 year old. If you absolutely
must have a 25 year old pneumatic blonde with bee stung lips, then go elsewhere. But you'd be a fool.
The meeting(s)Many previous reviewers have done a better job than I ever can in summarising the Woofie experience, but let me try. Our meets are fairly full on - BDSM, RP, PSE. Her full list of likes is very extensive, and although I haven't tried all of them, she's been eager to do everything I've asked her to. She does have limits, but you'll be going some to reach them. Essentially Woofie is a full blown nympho: constantly wet, totally submissive, eager to please. There is no acting here. She would probably do a fantastic GFE but for me that would be like taking your Ferrari down to Asdas. Although ironically, Woofie is intelligent, good company, and would actually make an excellent girlfriend.
Is this a positive? Yes, oh yes, god yes.
Would I see her again? Yes, and I have done so already, and hope to continue doing so.
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