External Link/Members OnlyIf Angelina Jolie walked into my house right now stark naked and demanded that I smash her back doors in, I’d be in trouble. Not because Brad Pitt would give me a slap, but because I’ve never been one for performing without sufficient warm up. Call it foreplay, seduction, whatever … to me it’s more important that the actual ‘act’ itself.
During the past few days I had the unadulterated pleasure of meeting Michelle Independent twice: last Thursday and then again earlier this evening. Excessive? Perhaps. But given that I think we can all agree Michelle is a bondfide Adultwork titan – a titan who is about to leave our great Capital city for the fragrant joys of Birmingham – it seemed apt to stick by what I have always regarded as my mantra in life:
carpe diem.
But there was another reason I simply had to see Michelle a second time: Allen didn’t want to show his face at meeting number one. Yep, Woody let me down. I was gutted. One of the fittest girls I have ever had naked and positively demanding to be ravished laying next to me on a king size bed … and I wilted, post-oral, like a perennial shrub in the Ciudad Juárez heat.
Hence I quickly broke one of my cardinal rules of punting: never cancel on a lady without good reason. But it had to be done. Monday evening was cleared (sorry Layla) and I was determined to take it easy over the weekend and recharge for a re-match with Miss Independent. I think it’s safe to state that it would almost be criminal
not to have carnal relations with a girl as gorgeous as Michelle.
So, booking number two – for a few hours - was arranged before booking number one had even been consummated. A first for me in almost 20 years of punting, but I guess that may become more the norm than the exception as I get old and hurtle towards the big 40 in 18 months time. Or perhaps I’m worrying unnecessarily. After all, this was punt number 5 in four days. Combined with sleep deprivation and a lot of travelling over the Christmas holiday, I think any reasonable man would concur that this was probably punting overkill for the first week of a brand new year. Ho hum …
The Good:There’s not a lot I can add to what has been written by the pioneers of UKP before me. Michelle is all one would hope she could be: gorgeous. She possesses very unique facial features as befitting her extremely fortunate Nordic–Slavic genetic inheritance:
Beautiful, full, naturally pouting lips;
Truly piercing eyes;
Sexy dimples;
Natural ‘C’s’;
Blonde locks;
Very fit body.
All in all, about as close as I am ever likely to get (unless I’m reincarnated as a Wonderbra) to an intimate experience with a girl who has elements of both Victoria Silvstedt and Joanna Krupa.
But that’s not even the half of it. As I’ve written before, the ‘chase’ is as thrilling as the climax and this was also the first time I went into a punt only to be identified by my forum nick from the off. But that is not a criticism. Far from it. Michelle and I had communicated briefly before – during the ‘Cindy saga’. She had politely declined my attempt to arrange a meeting with her back then, so the anticipation was as high as it could ever possibly be prior to a punt.
The fact that Michelle had accepted my booking on this occasion speaks volumes for the character of this kind hearted young woman. But what struck me most what the fact that she even went further and apologised (without needing to do so) at any offence she may have caused those many weeks before when she had decided not to meet me. To my mind, that took a certain strength of character and I thought she was both genuine and sincere.
A brilliant opener for an initial meet.
So it was that I had extremely high hopes for this evening and my goodness it was a splendid affair.
I arrived at the hotel in W14 and Michelle was all smiles and warmth. Not the faux bullshit welcome that many WGs try and show you, but more akin to the greeting one traditionally expects of a fond acquaintance. No awkwardness, no hesitation and no effort required whatsoever.
The opener was obvious: my reviews here on the forum. It was very refreshing to discuss the hypocrisy of certain vocal members, but that came as no great surprise. Those who often shout loudest have less of interest to say. On the whole, was struck me most was that Michelle was the first girl NOT to state that review sites are a bad thing. I guess that is because she is popular and understands her target market better than most WGs. All in all, a very civilised discussion with a fiercely independent woman.
Needless to say, the only woman I’d pay to have cream cakes and tea with is Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, so the post-chat fun began. Michelle knows how to take things slow … how to tease and play. Her bedroom skills are something else and those gorgeous eyes staring up totally did it for me. Th end result was much akin to the experience with Emily Crème Brulee – a grinning Cheshire Cat who delighted in the proverbial cream.
What a girl!
The Bad:Her pending departure. Yet again, I’m gutted not to have made her acquaintance far sooner. This seems to be a recurrent theme running through my recent Polish encounters.
The Ugly: N/AFinal wordsUnlike a certain other blonde Polish WG, Michelle is 100%
compos mentis and mature beyond her young years. I did not detect even the faintest whiff of anything untoward during our time together. So, whilst there’s no further fluff to add here, it’s apparent that when faced with the choice of a sure-fire superb Polish punt, it’s going to come down to one thing and one thing alone: a blonde or a brunette.
There is literally nothing to really differentiate Khloe from Michelle. Both are very service-focused, engaging and delectable young women. Both represent a sure fire successful punt for what is a very fair advertised rate. The fact that both girls happen to be superb kissers with perfectly formed
labium superius oris and
labium inferius oris just goes to show that we punters are seriously spoilt for choice when faced with these two lovelies (among others).
Hotness aside, I found Michelle extremely attractive for another reason: she is pragmatic. She is also a girl who knows what she wants – and how to get it. She is clearly not suffering the affliction to which many WGs succumb: frivolity. Michelle is measured, rational, sensible, serious and focused.
London too expensive to buy a house? Fuck it. I’m not going to sit around and sulk about it. I’m going to up sticks and leave behind everything I know for the guarantee of a sort of stability that I for one take for granted: a place to live that I can call ‘home’. Yes, that ever more elusive dream of home ownership. Not Michelle’s words, my words. But I think it’s clear to see that Michelle has her priorities in life absolutely right: life
before work.
I admire that ethos.
After all, I think we’d largely reach a consensus that 95% of all WGs would adopt the former when faced with a similar dilemma: Should I fuck more guys and chase the impossible dream of an expensive central London existence, or should I place my happiness before the material, consumerist bollocks that is Western, corporatist-capitalist society (in a nutshell) in 2015.
Michelle, you go girl. With your
joie de vivre and ‘can do’ attitude, you will be a success anywhere.
It is for that reason that I sincerely wish you all the best in your future endeavours – whatever and wherever they may be.
PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S – Service
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10 -
48Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10 -
46.5Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 –
46.5Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 -
46Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 -
46Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 -
45Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 -
43.5Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 -
43Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 -
42.5Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 -
42Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 -
42Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 -
41Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 -
39SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)All-time Hall of FamePandora - 10/10/10/9/8 –
47Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 -
47Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 -
46Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 -
44Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 -
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