Author Topic: Caraa-Massage - Hounslow  (Read 1570 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 4966099) (3 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Vince

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Service booked: B2B, OWO. £160 for 90 minutes, in call.

Communications: Fluent. Messaged her in the evening and she replied early morning with a suggested date and time. Confirmation done before breakfast.

Logistics: Hounslow (town centre I guess?). Paid parking available nearby. I had a feeling she has vantage point over that parking lot.
She asked me to arrive 10 minutes before we start and write to her when I am parked to receive the exact address.
It's a new-ish apartment building. The flat is quite small but that's not my business.
There is security at the lobby downstairs (who wasn't paying me any attention) and she has a camera on her intercom.

The girl: The pictures are accurate, if you consider that they are a (somewhat) professional session and retouched but I could see her soft belly on the pictures and so I wasn't disappointed.
She is a shorty and a soft build. She's totally not my type but, in her case, somehow pulls it off.
I had this ideation of a gummy bear and what a "lush ride" she must be for whoever she fucks.
Face has seen some modifications but tastefully done and overall nice to look at.

The meet: I did write to her from a nearby cafe, asking if she wants something. She asked for a caramel latte :)
At the door, I rest the drinks on her kitchenette worktop and presented her with the money in an envelope, for which I received a towel and directions to the shower room.
After shower, I was in the towel and we had a chat.
She was wearing some sexy lingerie.

I really enjoyed talking to her, it felt very much like talking to a person who is interested in talking to me and the topics we discussed were developed to a certain depth and not just "oh, I don't know anything about that, I just suck dicks".
I did catch myself holding my stiff dick through the towel while we talked - I didn't know I can be so nasty!
After like 30 minutes of talking, she invited me to the massage bed and rubbed me down pretty nice.
I don't fare well with deep tissue (actually gets me cramped up) so I found her pressure just sufficient to relax and invigorate the muscles.

After a while, she climbed on top of me on the massage bed. I thought it was funny - like those ninja people who traverse chairs without touching the ground
Honestly, I would have much preferred for us to go on her bed and cuddle and let me fondle her but I was catching the following vibe:

At this point I should mention a key to this meeting: She sees herself as a masseuse, not an escort. So, if you talk to her about her "diplomas" and the "science of massage", she lights up.
I had a very strong feeling that if I take it to "you jerk off cocks for money" areas, she'd turn sour. So, I played along with how she justifies her behaviour to herself.

I quite enjoyed her slippery soft body on mine, her supple thighs rubbing against my dick and balls, wonderful tits all up in my face, etc.
Honestly, if she offered a fuck there and then I'd agree to any price!

I asked if I could touch her body gently and she agreed and kinda worked her hips to my hands, if that makes sense (don't make me pull out another gif!).
BTW: She has the cutest little feet!

At some point it the novelty did wear off and I was a bit bored - but could be worse  ;)
I bet if you aren't like me and don't need to chat with the person who's about to grab your private areas, you won't need more than an hour.

She slowly worked her way down, somehow we were both still on the bed and it didn't topple down :lol: and gradually introduced my dick into her mouth.
- There was a period of time where it felt like she was looking for any "problems" - as if she's gonna see the bad microbes, if I had any  ;)

Her oral skills are a let down and I would even venture further to say that this is weaponized incompetence - no way a veteran in this field doesn't know how to give a half-decent fellatio.
Clearly, this part of her service was NOT designed for me to savour - a toothy and uninspired affair.
The joke is on her, however, as my bomb bay was full and I was, anyway, eager to deliver my ordnance :cool:
I caressed her hand and let her know. She created eye contact while I pulled the trigger and, thankfully, kept me in her mouth throughout the whole bombing dive and even persisted a little after it to catch any straddlers.

She dismounted the bed and sorted her mouth out behind me, leaving me a couple of tissues to wipe up as she went to wash off.
Then it was my turn to shower.
* Note that the mineral oil she's using isn't as easy to wash off as she says. This is not an event you can schedule right before meeting the Mrs!

I dressed up and she accompanied me to the door, without much more said between us.
On exiting her flat, I checked my clock and it was exactly 90 minutes since I was at her door initially.

Services rendered: B2B (FBSM), OWO, CIM
* I understand CIM is not typical fare but, in my case, it was delivered with aplomb - I guess I got the best side of her (but then why would she gnaw on my fella like it was the last wing in a KFC bucket?!  :dash:)

Overall / VFM
If you frame it as an escort service, it's not going to measure up...
However, as a nice chat and a naked massage with an attractive woman, it was plenty good, for me.
I am not wise enough to advise about VFM - I wouldn't suck a stranger off for £160, so...
I guess if you want more action, there are better options out there for that kind of money.

Would I visit again?
No.
She's alright but not so good that I want to give up the benefit of variety to see her again.
That being said, if she offered venereal combat, I'd make haste to skewer that marshmallow!
« Last Edit: September 20, 2026, 07:00:45 am by Iloveoral »

Offline Vince

sheesh that was an ARTICLE, sorry!

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A very good first review mate  :hi:

Welcome to ukp.  :drinks:

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Services rendered: B2B (FBSM), OWO, CIM
* I understand CIM is not typical fare but, in my case, it was delivered with aplomb

Nice review, great format that I might steal.
I really enjoy BBBJ/CIM finish

Did she allow RO? Any sort of kissing?

Offline Vince

Nice review, great format that I might steal.
I really enjoy BBBJ/CIM finish

Did she allow RO? Any sort of kissing?

I am not her pimp so I don't know for sure :D
Personally, I don't build up expectations beyond the likes list (and even then, there are different levels to some of those things and it's never clear what you're getting).

If I were to throw numbers: 0% chance for kissing. I felt her closed lips on the corner of mine when she leaned over a couple of times and it kinda signalled to me that this is as far as that goes.

As for RO - somewhat less certain that there's no chance one can get a taste? But also slim to none.
Personally, fingering and eating pussy are a neutral for me, something I will do to a lady whose orgasm I care about - so, I didn't check how close I can get my fingers to her orifice.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2026, 05:36:07 pm by Vince »

Offline webpunter

At this point I should mention a key to this meeting: She sees herself as a masseuse, not an escort. So, if you talk to her about her "diplomas" and the "science of massage", she lights up.
I had a very strong feeling that if I take it to "you jerk off cocks for money" areas, she'd turn sour. So, I played along with how she justifies her behaviour to herself.

A fine effort to post your opening review with your OH being away for 10 days
Indeed true as above  :hi:
I've experienced it on various occasions & my favourite is the science behind getting to shoot over the massage burds rack especially when its usually not on the menu  :yahoo:

IMO the jeans are the giveaway they're like the ones sold in Primark which are made of stretchy material  :scare:
On your mind me thinks the clock ticking on a review with the substantial interest in your thread
Not coz of a threat of a formal warning / timer from one of the mods more that you wanted to wazz one up
Now you've popped your review cherry the pressure if off & most likely you will arrive at perhaps a better un next time
Good luck & keep the reviews cumming

Offline webpunter

As for RO - somewhat less certain that there's no chance one can get a taste? But also slim to none.
Personally, fingering and eating pussy are a neutral for me, something I will do to a lady whose orgasm I care about - so, I didn't check how close I can get my fingers to her orifice.

I'm with you on this
With burds a bit on the hefty side whilst great for oily b2b [i lurve it OTWs etc] IME this doesn't make for the best RO experience & indeed taste
Usually i CBA unless on the odd occasion things unexpectedly get revved up with a fittie massage burd with a lovely thigh gap which in addition to looking very inviting this allows for decent ventilation

Offline Vince

A fine effort to post your opening review with your OH being away for 10 days
Indeed true as above  :hi:
I've experienced it on various occasions & my favourite is the science behind getting to shoot over the massage burds rack especially when its usually not on the menu  :yahoo:

IMO the jeans are the giveaway they're like the ones sold in Primark which are made of stretchy material  :scare:
On your mind me thinks the clock ticking on a review with the substantial interest in your thread
Not coz of a threat of a formal warning / timer from one of the mods more that you wanted to wazz one up
Now you've popped your review cherry the pressure if off & most likely you will arrive at perhaps a better un next time
Good luck & keep the reviews cumming

Oh, no pressure.
Honestly, the internet is such a grim place for people with my personality type that I've kind of got used to been made feel unwelcome and move on.
I have enough pressure as it is, I have no room for UKP pressure, as nice and valuable as this place is!
Plus, I am dialling in from a custom network card, over VPN and using a spofing browser - you kick Vince out, then Nick, Tony, Frank, Eddie, Joey, Jacky, Johnny and Phil, Bobby, Tommy, Danny and Bill are ready to take his place ;)

Offline Vince

I'm with you on this
With burds a bit on the hefty side whilst great for oily b2b [i lurve it OTWs etc] IME this doesn't make for the best RO experience & indeed taste
Usually i CBA unless on the odd occasion things unexpectedly get revved up with a fittie massage burd with a lovely thigh gap which in addition to looking very inviting this allows for decent ventilation
That being said, if a fine avian specimen, even a rented one, really puts me in the mood and makes it tempting, I can see myself giving oral but not a goal for me from the get-go.

I really love everything about women: Their tiny delicate bodies, the soft places that I can rest my weary body on, their smooth skin and - in general, how everything fits on to me like two lego pieces :)
And when they are all dolled up, wearing something that guides my eyes like a great book - oh wow!
However, the actual pussy - I am not super thrilled about it - kinda looks like a pastrami sandwich.
Yeah, I've seen one or two that were cute but most of them are like: A bit of skin like the kind that's on my ball sack and also often kinda red as if they have a rash.

Which is why I hate it when I walk into the bedroom and she's already naked...
"Hey, all the flavor and vitamins are in the peel!"

Offline Stevelondon

Oh, no pressure.
Honestly, the internet is such a grim place for people with my personality type that I've kind of got used to been made feel unwelcome and move on.
I have enough pressure as it is, I have no room for UKP pressure, as nice and valuable as this place is!
Plus, I am dialling in from a custom network card, over VPN and using a spofing browser - you kick Vince out, then Nick, Tony, Frank, Eddie, Joey, Jacky, Johnny and Phil, Bobby, Tommy, Danny and Bill are ready to take his place ;)

Tinterweb is vast me old mate. I’m sure there are multi universe corners everywhere that accommodate all kinds of personalities…….. even yours.

I’m also sure if ever you did need to use one of your many guises to log on. The people with power on here would be only to happy to keep warning you 🤷🏼

Why say things that don’t help you acclimatise, when it’s so much easier to just enjoy the altitude here. 🤷🏼

Offline Vince

tongue-in-cheek of course!
I am sure there are no alts, smurfs or recon account in this forum ;)

Offline OliverK

Does she still do that thing where she lies on your back with her whole body?
Then scratches you with her stubbly pussy?

Offline webpunter

Plus, I am dialling in from a custom network card, over VPN and using a spofing browser - you kick Vince out, then Nick, Tony, Frank, Eddie, Joey, Jacky, Johnny and Phil, Bobby, Tommy, Danny and Bill are ready to take his place ;)

A word of warning whilst there may be the high tech diversion tools UKP members live in an analogue world
What they see & there are giveaways almost inevitably
Its all about the collective messages to the mods - what do you think about xyz ?
Who do some whizzy stuff whatever this might be & they take the headshot
Sometimes delayed while a bit of fun is had along the way

Anyways how is her 'her indoors' after her trip ?, more outdoors so to write
& if its back doors she may be sitting down more gently than usual  ;)